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  • Ice
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 26053
    #1

    Favorite South Park quotes

    Post your favorite South Park quotes...

    Eric Cartman: You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
    Kyle: THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA.
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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
      • 62910
      #2
      I love those shows. But my wife does not understand them. the accents I mean.
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        • Ice
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2002
          • 26053
          #3
          Originally posted by pornguy
          I love those shows. But my wife does not understand them. the accents I mean.
          I heard there was a website where they slowed down everything Kenny says so you can understand it.

          Anyone have a link?
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            • dinkz
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              • Jun 2002
              • 534
              #4
              Its been four hours now, and Tom Cruise still will not come out


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                • Stamen
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                  • Aug 2004
                  • 698
                  #5
                  "You see Starvin' Marvin, these are what we call appetizers, this is what you eat before you eat, to make you more hungry."
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                    • justfreemovies
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                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1150
                      #6
                      the one with the fat abbot
                      i think it was the tree house episode
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                        • Alex
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 10963
                          #7
                          Cop: I'm never going to frame another innocent man again! Unless I know he's black.

                          Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
                          Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

                          Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
                          Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
                          Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
                          Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

                          Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
                          Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
                          Stan: That's cool.
                          Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

                          Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
                          Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

                          Cartman: Shut up - you fucking jew!!
                          Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the 'f word?'
                          Cartman: Jew??
                          Care about me?
                          Who?
                          Me!
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                            • rip raster
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                              • Apr 2001
                              • 2851
                              #8
                              screw you guys I'm going home!!!

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                                • SinisterStudios
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                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 3087
                                  #9
                                  Tom Cruise wont come out of my closet, that was just fucking classic
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                                    • High Quality
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                                      • Feb 2002
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                                      #10
                                      Ice = pr0 eh? Nice.

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                                        • Ice
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 26053
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by High Quality
                                          Ice = pr0 eh? Nice.
                                          Nope pr0 must have read my post first. Everyone knows I have no fake nicks on this board
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                                            • mlove
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                                              • Apr 2005
                                              • 764
                                              #12
                                              Lu-lu-lu I got some apples! Lu-lu-lu you've got some too! Lu-lu-lu lets get together, take off our clothes and Lu-lu-lu!
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                                                • pr0
                                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 23088
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Ice
                                                  Nope pr0 must have read my post first. Everyone knows I have no fake nicks on this board
                                                  i didn't read your post

                                                  not until now

                                                  but damn good quote
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                                                    • tristan_D
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                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                      #14
                                                      I like Southpark very much. I remember Mr. Garrison saying "Remember that there are no stupid questions, only stupid people."
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                                                        • Rob
                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 13310
                                                          #15
                                                          Cartman: Damn Hippies! They want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

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                                                            • The Ghost
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                                                              • Oct 2004
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                                                              #16
                                                              When Cartman is singing "In the Ghetto" on the way to Kenny's house.
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                                                                • fr0gman
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                                                                  • Feb 2005
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