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  • TunaSafe
    Registered User
    • Dec 2005
    • 7

    #1

    What do you think of Tuna Safe - Thongs in a Can

    "Your Fresh Seal & Mood Indicator"?
    http://www.tunasafe.com

    How it Happened

    I was alone @ home late one night after one, two or three too many vodka & cranberries. I was dog-hungry so I started clambering about the kitchen in search of sustenance. Unfortunately, the only thing edible I was able to muster up was a can of Star-Kist® tuna. I reluctantly sat down with a fork & began to consume the tuna straight out of the can when I noticed "it". There was a tiny logo on the side of the can with a dolphin leaping out of water & the words "Dolphin Safe" underneath.

    I sat there in puzzlement as to what the "Dolphin Safe" logo could possibly represent. After much pondering, I came to the conclusion that there were no dolphin parts in my tuna fish. I was so excited to come to this realization that I started to really enjoy the suddenly delicious tuna fish. Satisfied, I threw the empty can in the kitchen trash and felt my way back to the bedroom for a much needed slumber.


    The Concept

    The next afternoon I arose (unsurprisingly) seriously parched. I then staggered my way back to the kitchen to drink about a gallon & a half of water. As I was chugging the refreshing elixir, I smelled the discarded tuna can in the trash, & I suddenly was reminded of my last prom date. That's when the idea hit me like a search warrant. Why don't I create an assurance logo similar to the "Dolphin Safe'' logo? Instead of a dolphin, I'd use a tuna fish & call it "Tuna Safe". I'd then place the logo on the front of a nice pair of thongs so that the wearer could assure their potential mate that they keep their business clean. The "Tuna Safe" logo would be "Your Fresh Seal"!!! YEAHHH!!! Wait a minute .... it could also be used as a "Mood Indicator"!!!. Sweeter yet, I could package the thongs in tin cans that resemble tuna cans & sell them online & @ retail stores.


    After a Few Cups of Coffee

    I then Googled "Dolphin Safe" & fell off my cloud. As it turns out, "Dolphin Safe" actually means that there were no dolphins accidentally killed or injured in the process of catching the tuna. What a complete bummer. Now depressed, I fixed myself a late afternoon, bubble bursting, double vodka & cranberry. Things then started to grow clearer once again. If I just placed an assurance logo similar to the "Dolphin Safe" logo on a pair of thongs, people would still clearly get my concept...right?



    Never the less, the journey begins...

    Thanks,
    Cristian
  • TurboAngel
    H.B.I.C.
    • Jun 2003
    • 30122

    #2
    Welcome to GFY and......

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    • sicone
      Retired
      • Jan 2004
      • 18453

      #3
      I think that this is SPAM

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      • potter
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2004
        • 6559

        #4
        That is pretty cool. Congrats on the great idea and good luck on your venture.

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        • mikeet
          this & that
          • May 2005
          • 5364

          #5
          You can tunaguiter but you can't tunasafe

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          • spacedog
            Yes that IS me. Bitch.
            • Nov 2001
            • 14149

            #6
            got an affiliate program? I'll sell those

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            • DBS.US
              Geo Cities
              • Aug 2003
              • 11842

              #7
              Posts: 1 = Spam
              Have an unused domain? Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site and be making money tonight

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              • pornguy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Mar 2003
                • 62910

                #8
                Spam is tuna safe.
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                • TunaSafe
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 7

                  #9
                  I just wanted to know what you guys thought.

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                  • TunaSafe
                    Registered User
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 7

                    #10
                    I just wanted to know what you guys thought. Stupid? Funny? Crude?

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                    • spacedog
                      Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 14149

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TunaSafe
                      I just wanted to know what you guys thought. Stupid? Funny? Crude?

                      original, unique, & funny & crude. I like it

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                      • BradM
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3397

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TunaSafe
                        Stupid
                        You're right.

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                        • NickPapageorgio
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 8323

                          #13
                          I think they are unique. Don't mind the haters here man. Drive by spam is most common and lots of people get off on pointing out that a post is designed to push a product. Ofcourse, 30 minutes from now, they'll start a thread about how well the sponsor in their sig converts, so, don't sweat it. I like em.

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                          • TunaSafe
                            Registered User
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 7

                            #14
                            I do not have an affiliate program.

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                            • rowan
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 17393

                              #15
                              Might help if your site actually loaded. It's timing out for me.

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                              • MikeVega
                                **Porntrepreneur**
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 12788

                                #16
                                Originally posted by rowan
                                Might help if your site actually loaded. It's timing out for me.

                                same here ... i was going to waste 2 mins of my time ..


                                Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                • TunaSafe
                                  Registered User
                                  • Dec 2005
                                  • 7

                                  #17
                                  timing out for me also. The provider is network solutions. I dont know whats going on.

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                                  • TunaSafe
                                    Registered User
                                    • Dec 2005
                                    • 7

                                    #18
                                    Back up now. Whats up with Network Solutions?

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                                    • spacedog
                                      Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 14149

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TunaSafe
                                      Back up now. Whats up with Network Solutions?
                                      If you decide to change hosts, feel free to check out my directory

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                                      • Zyber
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 832

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sicone
                                        I think that this is SPAM
                                        No, it's tuna!

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                                        • PixeLs
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 11922

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Zyber
                                          No, it's tuna!
                                          A tUna Flavored Spam?

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                                          • Marshal
                                            Biz Dev and SEO
                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 15225

                                            #22
                                            spam, spam, spam?
                                            ---
                                            Busy ranking websites on Google...

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                                            • TunaSafe
                                              Registered User
                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 7

                                              #23
                                              Does spam smell like tuna? If so, I could make some Spam Safe - Thongs in a can?

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                                              • Spunky
                                                I need a beer
                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 133978

                                                #24
                                                I think that idea has some potential..great story

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                                                • DirtyDanza
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 8375

                                                  #25
                                                  I think it's genius..... fucking brilliant... contact me on ICQ I got an IDEA to make us both some killer cash
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                                                  • dissipate
                                                    The Dirty Frenchman
                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 8904

                                                    #26
                                                    this thread gets the offical "WTF" stamp of approval

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                                                    • sweethotkayla
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 2946

                                                      #27
                                                      Welcome to the board...I like your idea its funny and cute.. And i think it would sell..:S

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                                                      • fr0gman
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 2093

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Zyber
                                                        No, it's tuna!
                                                        No it's Tuna SAFE.
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                                                        • miss wild
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 1304

                                                          #29
                                                          Welcome to the board...nice idea

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                                                          • CherryLipsRosa
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 3603

                                                            #30
                                                            Good try!
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                                                            • WebairGerard
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 8113

                                                              #31
                                                              pretty funny

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