Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back...or so I have read
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3weeks to late.. there was a KILLER post with er 30-40 like that -
chuck norris needs to hurry up and die
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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Yeah - thread title was something like:Originally posted by ebus_dk
Chuck Norris wears condoms inside out so HE feels the pleasureComment
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really? link me if you canOriginally posted by ebus_dk
I was just thinking of all the Chuck Norris And Charles Bronson movies i used to watch. I'm nostalgic today.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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He was kickboxer right? did he not win the world... thingy?Comment
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Keep on reading . . . because you'll discover that he has never had rugged good looks. In fact, he grew a beard and mustache to help hide his disturbing face. He also started to wear a toupee years and years ago. His hair is so fake looking that I once mistook it for a plastic shrub. He started wearing the toupee when his hair thinned out. At this point he is flat out grandpa bald. One last detail, did you notice about eight years ago when he started wearing loose fitting clothing in order to hide his excessive weight gain? Well, now his fat gut is impossible to hide, so they don't even try.Originally posted by MaxyChuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back...or so I have read
Roundhouse kick? No way, he is too worried that his fake hair would fly off and he would strain his fat, unused stomach muscles.Comment
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Oh shit, I'm like the first reply in that threadOriginally posted by Harmon
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stop itOriginally posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
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