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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #1

    A waitress mistook my girlfriend for my daughter

    I took my girlfriend out to dinner yesterday, and the waitress thought she was my daughter. I feel so damn old now

    Ah well, at least it made me realize the beard had to go.
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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #2
    Originally posted by Libertine
    I took my girlfriend out to dinner yesterday, and the waitress thought she was my daughter. I feel so damn old now

    Ah well, at least it made me realize the beard had to go.
    Felt old?

    Damn, Mellanie is 15 years younger than me, and tiny, and when we go out with the kids (11, 7 and 4) you can hear people whispering "Can you believe that girl has had 3 kids?".

    He he. Only Little Miss 4 is hers.

    And I NEVER feel old, nor "lucky".

    I deserve the amazing family I have.

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    • polish_aristocrat
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      • Jul 2002
      • 40377

      #3
      wtf? there's only 9 years difference between you...
      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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      • k0nr4d
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        • Aug 2006
        • 9231

        #4
        heh, my family's pretty messed...

        My dad is 42. His gf is 20.

        ...i'm 22.
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        • Libertine
          sex dwarf
          • May 2002
          • 17860

          #5
          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
          wtf? there's only 9 years difference between you...
          She's asian, is a wopping 4'8" tall and is skinny as hell, with next to no boobs, hips or ass. Meanwhile, until yesterday, I had a beard (at her insistence, dammit), which might have made me look older than I actually am.
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          • polish_aristocrat
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            • Jul 2002
            • 40377

            #6
            Originally posted by Libertine
            She's asian, is a wopping 4'8" tall and is skinny as hell, with next to no boobs, hips or ass. Meanwhile, until yesterday, I had a beard (at her insistence, dammit), which might have made me look older than I actually am.
            damn where did you find a 16 year old 4.8 feet Asian girl in Amsterdam?

            and why did the waitress think that you'd have an Asian daughter if you're Caucasian??
            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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            • Libertine
              sex dwarf
              • May 2002
              • 17860

              #7
              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
              damn where did you find a 16 year old 4.8 feet Asian girl in Amsterdam?

              and why did the waitress think that you'd have an Asian daughter if you're Caucasian??
              I don't live in Amsterdam

              And I have no idea why she thought I had an Asian daughter. Lots of guys around with Asian wives and mixed children, though, so it wouldn't be all that odd.
              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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              • Gentle_Ben
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                • Nov 2005
                • 733

                #8
                beards or heavy growth really adds to the perception of one's age. when I shave, which isn't very often, people hardly recognize me lol
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                • zeruel
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                  • Apr 2007
                  • 1387

                  #9
                  hahaha... i guess you need a make-over...

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                  • pornvue
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                    • Jun 2007
                    • 474

                    #10
                    LOL the beard usually does the trick...try to remove it, you'll be 10 years younger!
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                    • gideongallery
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 7082

                      #11
                      we need a picture of you two together (with beard)
                      don't really have a frame of reference without seeing what the waitress saw

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                      • MaxCandy
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                        • Sep 2003
                        • 3750

                        #12
                        Consider it a compliment; successful guys normally have young hot Gfs

                        Is that not one of the reasons to work hard?
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                        • morningstar
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                          • Jun 2007
                          • 443

                          #13
                          Is she a Filipina?... A Chinese or Japanese?

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                          • polish_aristocrat
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 40377

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MaxCandy
                            Consider it a compliment; successful guys normally have young hot Gfs

                            Is that not one of the reasons to work hard?
                            please change your location, it fucks up the tables in my browser
                            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                            • BlackCrayon
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 19634

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                              Felt old?

                              Damn, Mellanie is 15 years younger than me, and tiny, and when we go out with the kids (11, 7 and 4) you can hear people whispering "Can you believe that girl has had 3 kids?".

                              He he. Only Little Miss 4 is hers.

                              And I NEVER feel old, nor "lucky".

                              I deserve the amazing family I have.

                              Strange to think if you would of met her at a much earlier time in life you could be one of the guys on "to catch a predator".
                              you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                              • jdc
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                                • Jan 2007
                                • 765

                                #16
                                ROFL! too bad for you man! haha

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                                • Violetta
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 28735

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Libertine
                                  She's asian, is a wopping 4'8" tall and is skinny as hell, with next to no boobs, hips or ass. Meanwhile, until yesterday, I had a beard (at her insistence, dammit), which might have made me look older than I actually am.
                                  How old are you/she?
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                                  • Anthony
                                    Keyboard Warrior
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 9653

                                    #18
                                    My father is 61, his wife is 25. I have a little brother on the way in 5 months.

                                    I'm just happy to know my shit will still work.

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                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 16787

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                      Strange to think if you would of met her at a much earlier time in life you could be one of the guys on "to catch a predator".
                                      Yeah, we laugh about that.

                                      I was 15 when she was born.

                                      I lost my virginity 2 1/2 years before she was born.

                                      Kinda weird in that context.

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                                      • WiredGuy
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                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 34512

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                        Yeah, we laugh about that.

                                        I was 15 when she was born.

                                        I lost my virginity 2 1/2 years before she was born.

                                        Kinda weird in that context.

                                        You lost your viriginity at 12 1/2?!
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                                        • ManOfBusiness
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                                          • Apr 2007
                                          • 58

                                          #21
                                          that kinda sucks

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                                          • Klen
                                            • Aug 2006
                                            • 32235

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                            Yeah, we laugh about that.

                                            I was 15 when she was born.

                                            I lost my virginity 2 1/2 years before she was born.

                                            Kinda weird in that context.

                                            Freak!He he.Well i lost my virginity also with 12 years.

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              welcome to my world

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                                              • justFred
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                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 922

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                please change your location, it fucks up the tables in my browser
                                                looks fine to me, tafak chitty browser you got?
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                                                • baddog
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                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                  please change your location, it fucks up the tables in my browser
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                                                  • buzzy
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                                                    • May 2007
                                                    • 2606

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                    heh, my family's pretty messed...

                                                    My dad is 42. His gf is 20.

                                                    ...i'm 22.
                                                    lmao wtf

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                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 40377

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by justFred
                                                      looks fine to me
                                                      you sure?

                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                      • Paul Markham
                                                        Too old to care
                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                        • 52942

                                                        #28
                                                        You are worrying about nothing. Eva is younger than my daughter and my daughter is younger than my grand daughter.



                                                        When we all go out they think the girls have brought Grand Dad out with them. Who cares, I'm still going to sleep and waking up with the greatest women in the world.



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                                                        • ICEDOG
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                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 3330

                                                          #29
                                                          I'm sorry man

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                                                          • justFred
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                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                            • 922

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                            you sure?
                                                            yep, that's why I ask what browser you got?


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                                                            • sniperwolf
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                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 17743

                                                              #31
                                                              haha... don't feel your old, that's fine! age doesn't matter! and who cares anyway?
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                                                              • Libertine
                                                                sex dwarf
                                                                • May 2002
                                                                • 17860

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                                                How old are you/she?
                                                                25/16.

                                                                With the beard, I suppose I could have passed for early 30s, though, and with her height, lack of boobs and pigtails, I guess she may appear quite a bit younger than she is.

                                                                Bah. I'll just assume the waitress had really bad eyesight
                                                                /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                • LiveDose
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 25792

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Who's yer daddy!

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                                                                  • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                                                                    • May 2007
                                                                    • 3884

                                                                    #34
                                                                    wow weird situation, people should just mind their business lol





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                                                                    • Holly
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 10017

                                                                      #35
                                                                      From the time I was a teenager, people always thought my dad was my boyfriend or husband when we went out together. He always looked really young.
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                                                                      • Brother Bilo
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                                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                                        • 4193

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I have the same thing with my gf, I graduated college 2 years before she graduated high school. Even her family gets in on the whole cradle robbing jokes now, it's crazy.

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                                                                        • The Sultan Of Smut
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                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 4325

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                                          heh, my family's pretty messed...

                                                                          My dad is 42. His gf is 20.

                                                                          ...i'm 22.
                                                                          Ouch the chick your dad is dating was probably in grade 10 when you were in grade 12!

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                                                                          • Huggles
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                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                            • 12505

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                            My father is 61, his wife is 25. I have a little brother on the way in 5 months.

                                                                            I'm just happy to know my shit will still work.

                                                                            Your father rich?


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                                                                            • carol.prime
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                                                                              • Jul 2006
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              need to shave those beards, its nice to have a haircut and facial could be much of help too..
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                                                                              • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                                                • Aug 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Libertine
                                                                                25/16.

                                                                                With the beard, I suppose I could have passed for early 30s, though, and with her height, lack of boobs and pigtails, I guess she may appear quite a bit younger than she is.

                                                                                Bah. I'll just assume the waitress had really bad eyesight
                                                                                If my 16 yr. old daughter ever dated a 25 yr. old man I'd be wondering what he wants with her WTF is that shit? Don't like women?
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                                                                                • MetaMan
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                                                                                  • Jan 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Libertine
                                                                                  25/16.

                                                                                  With the beard, I suppose I could have passed for early 30s, though, and with her height, lack of boobs and pigtails, I guess she may appear quite a bit younger than she is.

                                                                                  Bah. I'll just assume the waitress had really bad eyesight
                                                                                  you are dating a fucking 16 year old?
                                                                                  that is dirty as fuck.

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                                                                                  • royaljelly2
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                                                                                    • May 2007
                                                                                    • 1034

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    LOL well ya, that's a big age diff. But to mistaken for your daughter? LOL

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                                                                                    • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                                                      • Aug 2002
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      And you work in the porn industry with a 16 year old girlfriend...does she help you do your work?
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                                                                                      • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                                        • Jun 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        waitress was jealous , she thought she would make a snipey comment because she knew it would irk you..

                                                                                        happens all the time to me ..
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                                                                                        • Huggles
                                                                                          GFY'S #1 retard
                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                          • 12505

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                          you are dating a fucking 16 year old?
                                                                                          that is dirty as fuck.

                                                                                          Hmmmm


                                                                                          Hugh Hefner at 80 is OK to date 18 year olds, but a guy who is 25 is a "dirty fuck" to date 16?

                                                                                          How much does a man's mentality change from when he's 19 to 25?


                                                                                          At 29, I doubt I could date a 20 year old as I find most chicks around that age to be total idiots, 25 is a good age as most women live on their own, have a car, a job, can buy you shit, and at least know how to eat a good dick
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                                                                                          • NinjaSteve
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                                                                                            • Dec 2003
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Libertine
                                                                                            25/16.

                                                                                            With the beard, I suppose I could have passed for early 30s, though, and with her height, lack of boobs and pigtails, I guess she may appear quite a bit younger than she is.

                                                                                            Bah. I'll just assume the waitress had really bad eyesight
                                                                                            LOL!
                                                                                            ...

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                                                                                            • jennym
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                                                                                              • May 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I was 17 when I met my first husband...he was 29. Guess that is why he is an ex, but....

                                                                                              If my kid came home with a 25 year old at 16, you might go missing. I have 2 teenage daughters. One has a bf almost 3 years older, and that is almost too much. Good thing I like the kid.

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                                                                                              • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                                                                • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Huggles
                                                                                                Hmmmm


                                                                                                Hugh Hefner at 80 is OK to date 18 year olds, but a guy who is 25 is a "dirty fuck" to date 16?

                                                                                                How much does a man's mentality change from when he's 19 to 25?


                                                                                                At 29, I doubt I could date a 20 year old as I find most chicks around that age to be total idiots, 25 is a good age as most women live on their own, have a car, a job, can buy you shit, and at least know how to eat a good dick
                                                                                                His girlfriend is 6 years past being 10 years old...10 years old!
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                                                                                                • dougeetx
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Libertine
                                                                                                  She's asian, is a wopping 4'8" tall and is skinny as hell, with next to no boobs, hips or ass. Meanwhile, until yesterday, I had a beard (at her insistence, dammit), which might have made me look older than I actually am.
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                                                                                                  • MetaMan
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Huggles
                                                                                                    Hmmmm


                                                                                                    Hugh Hefner at 80 is OK to date 18 year olds, but a guy who is 25 is a "dirty fuck" to date 16?

                                                                                                    How much does a man's mentality change from when he's 19 to 25?


                                                                                                    At 29, I doubt I could date a 20 year old as I find most chicks around that age to be total idiots, 25 is a good age as most women live on their own, have a car, a job, can buy you shit, and at least know how to eat a good dick
                                                                                                    if you do not see the maturity difference between a 19 and 25 yo guy you are a complete idiot.

                                                                                                    where did i say it was ok for Hugh Hefner to date 18yo old girls? you are pulling shit out of your ass. and if you cannot tell a maturity difference between someone who is 16 and 18 you have problems. id say 18-25 your maturity changes alot every year.

                                                                                                    i remember exactly how i was and the girls were at 16, and let me tell you not mature enough to date a 25 yo.

                                                                                                    these are the kinds of guys who are to lame to get a girlfriend there own age so they resort to little girls who are screwd in the head and are easy to get.
                                                                                                    Last edited by MetaMan; 07-19-2007, 10:16 AM.

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