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kristin · 07-18-2007, 08:15 PM

3. Tell us about the slip and slide in Hollywood, Florida?

This all started at my second show, Miami 2002. I was standing in the lobby the first night talking to Local G, we were standing in front of the long, marble fountain in the middle of the Westin lobby. We were evaluating how it might be to slip n’ slide down this, but because of the tile, groove thingys it would not be possible and it would hurt.

So the third night of the show, I had been swimming and came back into the lobby. I want to express, there was NO alcohol in my system, seriously. So LAJ and I are standing there and I have my towel around my waist with my bathing suit on and I go “Fuck it,” drop the towel and just slide down head first of the fountain.

This was great because there were about 20 people standing around and this was the time VirtuMike valued his camera more than anything. Sure as shit, I spilled something on his camera later that night, still when I was not intoxicated. Then someone gets the genius idea to put a chair on the fountain and sit in it – not me, some other retard. That’s when security got involved … and that’s pretty much the story of the slip n’ slide in Hollywood.

07-18-2007, 08:15 PM
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	3. Tell us about the slip and slide in Hollywood, Florida? This all started at my second show, Miami 2002. I was standing in the lobby the first night talking to Local G, we were standing in front of the long, marble fountain in the middle of the Westin lobby. We were evaluating how it might be to slip n’ slide down this, but because of the tile, groove thingys it would not be possible and it would hurt. So the third night of the show, I had been swimming and came back into the lobby. I want to express, there was NO alcohol in my system, seriously. So LAJ and I are standing there and I have my towel around my waist with my bathing suit on and I go “Fuck it,” drop the towel and just slide down head first of the fountain. This was great because there were about 20 people standing around and this was the time VirtuMike valued his camera more than anything. Sure as shit, I spilled something on his camera later that night, still when I was not intoxicated. Then someone gets the genius idea to put a chair on the fountain and sit in it – not me, some other retard. That’s when security got involved … and that’s pretty much the story of the slip n’ slide in Hollywood. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."