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**StickyGreen** · 11-30-2005, 07:49 PM

mmmm blah...

**cool1** · 12-01-2005, 02:42 AM

good morning reindeer

**beta-tester** · 12-01-2005, 02:48 AM

hello there guys...this one is over, right ?

**beta-tester** · 12-01-2005, 02:59 AM

btw. guys, we got some problems here....Kerry told me that I won only 3 tickets, it's not possible!! I won 5-6 ! What's wrong ?

**cool1** · 12-01-2005, 03:55 AM

Beta go back and take screens shots, then post them.
It may help you. I am sure you will get all your tickets

**beta-tester** · 12-01-2005, 04:01 AM

well, I hope so mate....it wouldn't be fair if I take only 3 tickets...

btw. Can you verify yourself which posts and tickets have I taken ?

**Nookster** · 12-01-2005, 04:01 AM

Santa got ran over by a Reindeer, just right before he was on his way out Christmas eve...da da da. heh

**cool1** · 12-01-2005, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by beta-tester

well, I hope so mate....it wouldn't be fair if I take only 3 tickets...

btw. Can you verify yourself which posts and tickets have I taken ?

I'll see what I can do beta

**cool1** · 12-01-2005, 04:40 AM

Beta, from what I see when I went back through the thread was you as the winner of post numbers 32, 64, 384, 416, 480, 608
so that makes 6 tickets for you, if my simple math is correct. If not then I suck.

But it only takes 1 ticket to win, of course that won't be mine.

**chshkt** · 12-01-2005, 05:15 AM

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 05:26 AM

can we make this thread go faster?

**chshkt** · 12-01-2005, 06:10 AM

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 06:12 AM

Santa's Reindeer
Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen . . . had to be a girl!

We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fatman in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost!

**wdsguy** · 12-01-2005, 06:13 AM

morning folks.

**chshkt** · 12-01-2005, 06:16 AM

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 06:16 AM

morning wdsguy!
do you still take part in contests? i saw you winning more than enough of them... ;)

**poglavica** · 12-01-2005, 06:20 AM

ok just a few posts to go...

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 06:20 AM

574 is our next stop?

**wdsguy** · 12-01-2005, 06:21 AM

Originally posted by chshkt

damn thats sad for the reindeer

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 06:22 AM

my turn to win another reindeer?

**AmigoPorn** · 12-01-2005, 06:22 AM

And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first

**wdsguy** · 12-01-2005, 06:22 AM

this is for 672

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

"Horn"-aments!

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 06:22 AM

i see two reindeer running around... :D

**poglavica** · 12-01-2005, 06:22 AM

this rhread is damn too slow...

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 06:24 AM

wdsguy, isn't this too much for you?

**chshkt** · 12-01-2005, 06:24 AM

**beta-tester** · 12-01-2005, 06:24 AM

Originally posted by cool1

Beta, from what I see when I went back through the thread was you as the winner of post numbers 32, 64, 384, 416, 480, 608
so that makes 6 tickets for you, if my simple math is correct. If not then I suck.

But it only takes 1 ticket to win, of course that won't be mine.

thanks a lot bro!
Well, Kerry, what do you say now ?

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 06:26 AM

can we hit 704 in the next half an hour?

**beta-tester** · 12-01-2005, 06:28 AM

sure we can nt....can you verify my post numbers for me, too ?

**chshkt** · 12-01-2005, 06:32 AM

An Engineers view of Santa Claus

This inquiry is based on the premise that there is only ONE Santa Claus. The
calculations work out more realistically if you assume some form of parallel
processing.

A thousand Santas (1 kilosanta) or a million (a megasanta) or more, working
in parallel, could perform the same number of visits in the same allotted time
with less advanced technology (and fewer vaporized reindeer).

Santa is NOT dead. He is distributed.

So *that's* why we see a Santa on every street corner...

One question: who does the air traffic control for a megasanta? A million
sleighs and 12 million reindeer occupy a significant amount of airspace. If we
assume that each reindeer team, sleigh and Santa needs no more than 5 feet of
vertical airspace (which, given that known species of reindeer with antlers
are quite nearly five feet tall, leaves very little room for error), then a
megasanta requires almost 947 *miles* of vertical airspace. This also
disregards the fact that
each Santa must make frequent landings. The airspace at chimney level will
be in high demand and disproportionately crowded, particularly as Christmas-
celebrating households tend to be densely clustered in the same geographic
areas. It seems likely that a megasanta, while perhaps avoiding vaporized
reindeer, would suffer huge casualties from in-air collisions.

Even distributed, Santa *is* dead, or at least suffers heavy casualties.

Of course, if Santa was in fact a vast, hyperintelligent pan-dimensional
creature with unimaginable power to bend space and time, whose physical
manifestation in our universe was a rather rotund jolly gentleman in a furry
red romper suit, he would not have to bother with all that troublesome
traveling around and climbing down chimneys and the like. He could in effect
appear to be in many places at once, leaving him more time to concentrate on
ho-hoing, giving presents and eating mince pies. We are in reality looking at
multiple Santas who are in fact all one Santa seen at different points in his
space-time continuum, which is distorted and folded many millions of times to
intersect with ours in many different places at simultaneous times. Actually,
Rudolph and the other reindeers and the whole sledge thing are just for show,
to keep up the story........

Santa is not dead, nor does the concept of 'death' as we experience it even
mean anything to one such as he.....

Merry Christmas!

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 06:35 AM

bump for SaphicCash! ;)

**cool1** · 12-01-2005, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by wdsguy

this is for 672

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

"Horn"-aments!

Congrats again.

Maybe time to turn off the bot

J/K

I think you will be the winner here.

**wdsguy** · 12-01-2005, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by cool1

Congrats again.

Maybe time to turn off the bot

J/K

I think you will be the winner here.

haha thanks man

still my all time winnings still haven't touched your numbers

**cool1** · 12-01-2005, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by wdsguy

haha thanks man

still my all time winnings still haven't touched your numbers

Thanks, That may be true, I have never kept close count.

This reindeer thread is cool

**beta-tester** · 12-01-2005, 06:50 AM

anyway...this thread is so slow...so Im outta here.

**cool1** · 12-01-2005, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by beta-tester

anyway...this thread is so slow...so Im outta here.

LOL ya right Mr. Sniper

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 06:54 AM

this thread is not that slow... i'm still in... ;)

**wdsguy** · 12-01-2005, 06:56 AM

snipers never leave.

**beta-tester** · 12-01-2005, 06:59 AM

never wds, so next one is MINE!!

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 08:19 AM

are you sure, beta?

**Kerry** · 12-01-2005, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by beta-tester

thanks a lot bro!
Well, Kerry, what do you say now ?

beta-tester - Check our icq - I left you a message about 9 hours ago there

**go4$** · 12-01-2005, 09:34 AM

let go people!

**beta-tester** · 12-01-2005, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by Kerry

beta-tester - Check our icq - I left you a message about 9 hours ago there

exaclty Kerry

ok, we sorted it out

so one more bump for you

**go4$** · 12-01-2005, 10:17 AM

nice contest

**beta-tester** · 12-01-2005, 11:32 AM

yes, pretty nice

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 11:38 AM

which one is next winning post?

**gecko** · 12-01-2005, 11:41 AM

any more reindeer games

**AmigoPorn** · 12-01-2005, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by nettrust

which one is next winning post?

Post #698 is the winning post. I win!

**Marshal** · 12-01-2005, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by AmigoPorn

Post #698 is the winning post. I win!

your maths is too bad... 32*22=704... right?

**AmigoPorn** · 12-01-2005, 11:46 AM

Oh crap, I thought I had won.

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