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  • Chio
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 8002

    #51
    Originally posted by Hornydog4cooter
    Is this a joke?

    Mr. Sparkle , oil rig
    50 Oil rigs converted for hosting

    I know alot of you think Shoehorn, and I are a couple of jokesters, or a bit goofy, but Shoehorn is one of the smartest business men I have ever met. He worked really hard on all aspects of this deal. Many times when I was ready to give up, he kept going forward.

    We are really excited to fully launch.

    I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
    RIP Texas Dreams

    Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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    • Shoehorn!
      Die With Your Boots On
      • Oct 2003
      • 22872

      #52
      Originally posted by Chio
      50 Oil rigs converted for hosting

      I know alot of you think Shoehorn, and I are a couple of jokesters, or a bit goofy, but Shoehorn is one of the smartest business men I have ever met. He worked really hard on all aspects of this deal. Many times when I was ready to give up, he kept going forward.

      We are really excited to fully launch.
      You were as much the driving force behind this as I was, stop being so modest.

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      • Hornydog4cooter
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 2859

        #53
        Originally posted by Chio
        50 Oil rigs converted for hosting

        I know alot of you think Shoehorn, and I are a couple of jokesters, or a bit goofy, but Shoehorn is one of the smartest business men I have ever met. He worked really hard on all aspects of this deal. Many times when I was ready to give up, he kept going forward.

        We are really excited to fully launch.

        Hey man not knockin you guys one bit. Just sound funny with the postings i am reading. Kinda curious myself how this will pan out for you guys....

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        • Bigfuck
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2004
          • 4961

          #54
          Will the servers be water cooled ?

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          • Shoehorn!
            Die With Your Boots On
            • Oct 2003
            • 22872

            #55
            Originally posted by Hornydog4cooter
            Hey man not knockin you guys one bit. Just sound funny with the postings i am reading. Kinda curious myself how this will pan out for you guys....
            We like humor.

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            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
              • Jul 2004
              • 38323

              #56
              One day all of GFY will salute you, and Japanese girls everywhere (in Japan) will sing songs of praise in your honor (not that they will necessarily understand the words that they are singing).

              Here is the "We're Number One (Ichiban)" GFY salute that I have been trying to teach during my vast travels in the land of the rising yen...I think I can be a valuable liaison if you guys bring me on board.



              I'm thinking this will catch on big time...

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              • Shoehorn!
                Die With Your Boots On
                • Oct 2003
                • 22872

                #57
                Originally posted by Bigfuck
                Will the servers be water cooled ?
                Actually, one of the subsidiaries of one of our investor companies developed cryogenically cooled server cabinets a little over a year ago, so chances are we'll be using that.

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                • directfiesta
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 30174

                  #58
                  Space for one more server on my rig:




                  The other one is in the repair shop

                  I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                  But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                  • Shoehorn!
                    Die With Your Boots On
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22872

                    #59
                    Originally posted by directfiesta
                    The other one is in the repair shop


                    Ours is a 5th generation deepwater, that one looks like a High-Specification Semisubmersible (no pun intended).

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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 38323

                      #60
                      Did I mention that I have webbed feet?

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                      • Shoehorn!
                        Die With Your Boots On
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22872

                        #61
                        Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                        Did I mention that I have webbed feet?

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                        I think you might have on October 25, 2002.

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                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 38323

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                          I think you might have on October 25, 2002.
                          That was the day when Dan Aykroyd revealed publically that he had webbed feet. It was a special day for all of us similarly afflicted/gifted...

                          God Bless Dan Aykroyd!!!



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                          • adultchica
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 5141

                            #63
                            That is some sweet stuff ! I'm laughing thinking about this very hard LOL. I wonder what your new host co will be called

                            http://chiohost.com or sharkyfartshost.com lol

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                            • Chio
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 8002

                              #64
                              A sneak peak at the logo concept. I am thinking it needs a bit more bulb, what do I know, that's for the marketing guys to figure out.


                              I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
                              RIP Texas Dreams

                              Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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                              • Shoehorn!
                                Die With Your Boots On
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 22872

                                #65
                                Originally posted by adultchica
                                That is some sweet stuff ! I'm laughing thinking about this very hard LOL. I wonder what your new host co will be called

                                http://chiohost.com or sharkyfartshost.com lol
                                I'll have Chio post a draft of the logo we just got back from the marketing people, hang on.

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                                • Shoehorn!
                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 22872

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                  I'll have Chio post a draft of the logo we just got back from the marketing people, hang on.
                                  He beat me to it.

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                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 38323

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                    He beat me to it.
                                    Bubble eye fish are a sign of good luck in some Asian cultures...I think your Japanese partners will like this...



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                                    • ModelPerfect
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 2862

                                      #68
                                      Anyone see the irony of "the pirate" creating a host on the open waters? lol
                                      Good luck with it guys! I want to come visit.
                                      Logan
                                      modelperfect [at] gmail.com
                                      http://www.modelperfect.com

                                      (Proudly hosted at www.webair.com )

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                                      • Chio
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 8002

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by ModelPerfect
                                        Anyone see the irony of "the pirate" creating a host on the open waters? lol
                                        Good luck with it guys! I want to come visit.
                                        I'm simply providing some working capital from some NL accounts of mine. Shoehorn was the idea man, and his drive, and determination are what brought this project to light.

                                        When Fishbulbs.com launches I think you'll all wish you ate more milk, and cookies. That's Shoehorns secret to some really great business models.

                                        I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
                                        RIP Texas Dreams

                                        Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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                                        • FIX01
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 183

                                          #70
                                          Someone already tried this on an abandoned military installation in the north sea.

                                          http://www.scamdog.com/freedom_proje...avenco_sealand

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                                          • ModelPerfect
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 2862

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Chio
                                            I'm simply providing some working capital from some NL accounts of mine. Shoehorn was the idea man, and his drive, and determination are what brought this project to light.

                                            When Fishbulbs.com launches I think you'll all wish you ate more milk, and cookies. That's Shoehorns secret to some really great business models.
                                            I didn't mean to take the spotlight off Shoehorn. Major props to both you guys.
                                            Logan
                                            modelperfect [at] gmail.com
                                            http://www.modelperfect.com

                                            (Proudly hosted at www.webair.com )

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                                            • Shoehorn!
                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22872

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by FIX01
                                              Someone already tried this on an abandoned military installation in the north sea.

                                              http://www.scamdog.com/freedom_proje...avenco_sealand
                                              That's quite different actually. The people who started that were more trying to start a vigilante hosting company.

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                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 38323

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                That's quite different actually. The people who started that were more trying to start a vigilante hosting company.
                                                Cow and dolphin is similarily different...



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                                                • Chio
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 8002

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                  Cow and dolphin is similarily different...



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                                                  that's a great chop

                                                  I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
                                                  RIP Texas Dreams

                                                  Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 38323

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Chio
                                                    that's a great chop


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                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22872

                                                      #76
                                                      I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

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                                                      • phonesex
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 3437

                                                        #77
                                                        I'm lost on this one. Will the servers be the oil rig and someone there to monitor them? and what do you plan to gain from doing this?

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                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 38323

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                          I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.


                                                          I love Social Distortion's version of "Ring of Fire":

                                                          Love is a burning thing
                                                          And it makes a fiery ring
                                                          Bound by one's desire
                                                          I fell down into a ring of fire

                                                          Chorus:
                                                          I fell into a burning ring of fire
                                                          Went down down down and the flames went higher
                                                          It burns burns burns that ring of fire that ring of fire

                                                          The taste of love is sweet
                                                          when hearts like ours meet
                                                          I hide before you like a child
                                                          Ohhh but the fire went wild

                                                          Chorus:
                                                          I fell into a burning ring of fire
                                                          Went down down down and the flames went higher
                                                          It burns burns burns that ring of fire that ring of fire and it burns

                                                          Chrous:
                                                          I fell into a burning ring of fire
                                                          Went down down down and the flames went higher
                                                          It burns burns burns that ring or fire that ring of fire

                                                          The taste of love is sweet
                                                          when hearts like ours meet
                                                          I hide before you like a child
                                                          Ohhh but the fire went wild

                                                          Chorus:
                                                          I fell into a burning ring of fire
                                                          Went down down down and the flames went higher
                                                          It burns burns burns that ring of fire that ring of fire

                                                          (One more time)

                                                          Chorus:
                                                          I fell into a burning ring of fire
                                                          Went down down down and the flames went higher
                                                          It burns burns burns that ring of fire that ring of fire
                                                          That ring of fire
                                                          That ring of fire

                                                          ----

                                                          HELL 'YA!!!

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                                                          • Shoehorn!
                                                            Die With Your Boots On
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 22872

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                            I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
                                                            I also shot the Sheriff, but I did not shoot the Deputy.

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                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 22872

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by phonesex
                                                              I'm lost on this one. Will the servers be the oil rig and someone there to monitor them? and what do you plan to gain from doing this?
                                                              Definately.

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                                                              • Brad Mitchell
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                • 9813

                                                                #81
                                                                If you guys need a name for your company... I'll sell you ADULTOFFSHORE.COM, seems quite appropriate. Otherwise, kudos on the creativity and effort if this is for real! That would take some big balls to live and work that far in the middle of nowhere with no hope of help. I can't even imagine the operating costs! You'll have to look hard to find webmasters willing to pay so much per megabit, very few are printing money these days.

                                                                Brad
                                                                President at MojoHost | brad at mojohost dot com | Skype MojoHostBrad
                                                                71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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                                                                • poe
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 455

                                                                  #82
                                                                  cool, will it be cheaper than HavenCo on Sealand?

                                                                  www.havenco.com
                                                                  ’

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                                                                  • Shoehorn!
                                                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 22872

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Brad Mitchell
                                                                    If you guys need a name for your company... I'll sell you ADULTOFFSHORE.COM, seems quite appropriate. Otherwise, kudos on the creativity and effort if this is for real! That would take some big balls to live and work that far in the middle of nowhere with no hope of help. I can't even imagine the operating costs! You'll have to look hard to find webmasters willing to pay so much per megabit, very few are printing money these days.

                                                                    Brad
                                                                    I tried adding you on ICQ earlier and I am waiting for authorization. I am in Michigan and want to tour MojoHost.

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                                                                    • Chio
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 8002

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by Brad Mitchell
                                                                      If you guys need a name for your company... I'll sell you ADULTOFFSHORE.COM, seems quite appropriate. Otherwise, kudos on the creativity and effort if this is for real! That would take some big balls to live and work that far in the middle of nowhere with no hope of help. I can't even imagine the operating costs! You'll have to look hard to find webmasters willing to pay so much per megabit, very few are printing money these days.

                                                                      Brad
                                                                      That's a great name, I imagine a domain like that would fetch a pretty penny, but we invested so much in the oil rig facility we'll have to stick with fishbulbs.com. If the whole hosting thing doesn't work out with can always turn it into a blog about Christopher Walken.


                                                                      I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
                                                                      RIP Texas Dreams

                                                                      Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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                                                                      • Brad Mitchell
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 9813

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                        I tried adding you on ICQ earlier and I am waiting for authorization. I am in Michigan and want to tour MojoHost.
                                                                        I'm only on ICQ when I'm in the office.. I'll look for you tomorrow! You can come over any day! Love to give you a tour and go out to lunch. Where do you live?

                                                                        As far as the domain name is concerned, I have it listed on Afternic. Also, I have OFFSHORECORPS.COM there as well. You were right about the price, I just raised it because it was listed too low. LOL If you were interested in either, I'd give you a great price.

                                                                        Cheers,

                                                                        Brad
                                                                        President at MojoHost | brad at mojohost dot com | Skype MojoHostBrad
                                                                        71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 22872

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by Chio
                                                                          That's a great name, I imagine a domain like that would fetch a pretty penny, but we invested so much in the oil rig facility we'll have to stick with fishbulbs.com. If the whole hosting thing doesn't work out with can always turn it into a blog about Christopher Walken.

                                                                          If it doesn't work also we're going to turn the oil rig into an offshore monkey knife fights stadium/interspecies wedding chapel.

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                                                                          • Shoehorn!
                                                                            Die With Your Boots On
                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 22872

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Brad Mitchell
                                                                            I'm only on ICQ when I'm in the office.. I'll look for you tomorrow! You can come over any day! Love to give you a tour and go out to lunch. Where do you live?

                                                                            As far as the domain name is concerned, I have it listed on Afternic. Also, I have OFFSHORECORPS.COM there as well. You were right about the price, I just raised it because it was listed too low. LOL If you were interested in either, I'd give you a great price.

                                                                            Cheers,

                                                                            Brad
                                                                            Lake Fenton at the moment.

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                                                                            • uno
                                                                              RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                              • 18450

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Chio
                                                                              That's a great name, I imagine a domain like that would fetch a pretty penny, but we invested so much in the oil rig facility we'll have to stick with fishbulbs.com. If the whole hosting thing doesn't work out with can always turn it into a blog about Christopher Walken.

                                                                              I have an MP3 of Walken doing a reading of Poe's 'The Raven.'
                                                                              -uno
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                                                                              • Shoehorn!
                                                                                Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 22872

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by uno
                                                                                I have an MP3 of Walken doing a reading of Poe's 'The Raven.'
                                                                                I can't wait until we can download food off the internet. I could really go for a english muffin right about now.

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                                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                  • 38323

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                                  I can't wait until we can download food off the internet. I could really go for a english muffin right about now.
                                                                                  I know it's not quite what you asked for...



                                                                                  ...but I assure you, the elves are still working on it.

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                                                                                  • Shoehorn!
                                                                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                    • 22872

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                    I know it's not quite what you asked for...



                                                                                    ...but I assure you, the elves are still working on it.

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                                                                                    • Chio
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 8002

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Well we signed the papers, and are flying out to check out the site in a couple of days. Should be a nice helicopter ride. Shoehorn CALL me. You didn't sign one of the pages. I can fax it over for you, but call me anyway you JERK!

                                                                                      I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
                                                                                      RIP Texas Dreams

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                                                                                      • Antonio
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 14136

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by EdgeXXX
                                                                                        As opposed to using a toaster to host them?


                                                                                        J/k

                                                                                        muhahhahahahhaha ha

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                                                                                        • Diligent
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 1594

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          That's just fucking brilliant!!1 You guys really have to much time on Your hands..
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                                                                                          • ChargebackJoe
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • May 2006
                                                                                            • 356

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            My associates and I have secured major investment from the Shitonu financial group and will be setting up hosting in an abandoned Russian station on the moon. Stay tuned!
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                                                                                            • marketsmart
                                                                                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 20419

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                                                              securing sig spot in my flame retardant leisure suit.
                                                                                              thats is awesome... i will be coining that phrase....

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                                                                                              • fris
                                                                                                I have to go potty
                                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                                • 55785

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                awesome hosting comes with abp ;)
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                                                                                                • SinisterStudios
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                  • 3087

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  This is the funniest thread i have read in a longtime, no one can really think they are seriously doing this. Great Joke guys
                                                                                                  Last edited by SinisterStudios; 06-21-2006, 05:36 AM.
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                                                                                                  • psili
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                                    • 5526

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    I'm disrespectful to slow porn! Can you see I am serious!
                                                                                                    Your post count means nothing.

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