Just got my fleshlights..

**Tat2Jr** · 11-29-2005, 02:21 AM

Mine hasn't gotten here yet

**knoxville** · 11-29-2005, 02:21 AM

Wow, that's nice to know that you got yours. Good luck

**DutchTeenCash** · 11-29-2005, 02:22 AM

so youll be offline for a bit I guess

**PussyTeenies** · 11-29-2005, 02:22 AM

yeah .. took a while.. due to out of stock.. but they are here.. and they feel nice..
after a warm water treatment its very very nice *dirty mind*

**nofx** · 11-29-2005, 02:23 AM

why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

**PussyTeenies** · 11-29-2005, 02:23 AM

hehe I never askd or demaned one

Ramos was just such a cool dude that he gave it to me (prolly because wanted me to shut up @ icq hahaha)

but they are nice!

**Brent_Moe** · 11-29-2005, 03:09 AM

Cool!! Congrats!

**Dave S** · 11-29-2005, 03:42 AM

Originally posted by nofx

why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

Because they are the dogs bollocks and you don't have to cuddle it or go down on it. I have a more than obliging wife but I love my fleshlight.

If you wank you should have a fleshlight.

**Ace_luffy** · 11-29-2005, 04:06 AM

..... nice one... congratz bro!!

**Ramos** · 11-29-2005, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by nofx

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

Is that a fact?

**Ramos** · 11-29-2005, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by PussyTeenies

Thnx Ramos..
they are nice

But larger than I expected
My birthday visitors/friends tonight would have a blast with them

.. nowI can do something nice and productive at the office

Have fun with your friends....Fleshlight is a great conversation piece

**abz** · 11-29-2005, 08:40 AM

Im gonna give mine away to someone for xmas, should be funny

**Dalai lama** · 11-29-2005, 08:43 AM

congrats and have fun tonight

**Slick** · 11-29-2005, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by nofx

why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

Go out, find a woman, spend 10 years with her, marry her and stay with her for another 5 years and in addition to that, have 3 children ages 13, 7, and 3, then come back to me and tell me how often you get it.

**Maxy** · 11-29-2005, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by Dave S

Because they are the dogs bollocks and you don't have to cuddle it or go down on it. I have a more than obliging wife but I love my fleshlight.

If you wank you should have a fleshlight.

It's a bit cumbersome I imagine.

**theFeTiShLaDy** · 11-29-2005, 08:57 AM

this thread is useless without pics.

**Ramos** · 11-29-2005, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by theFeTiShLaDy

this thread is useless without pics.

I knew that was coming

**JamesK2** · 11-29-2005, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by nofx

why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

Basically any man that jerks can use the fleshlight instead of their hand.

**Dave S** · 11-29-2005, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by Maxy

It's a bit cumbersome I imagine.

Not really, it was bigger than I thought it would be be but they are quite easy use! My wife always pisses herself laughing when she sees me with it though, there is an amusment factor.

**Ramos** · 11-29-2005, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by Dave S

Not really, it was bigger than I thought it would be be but they are quite easy use! My wife always pisses herself laughing when she sees me with it though, there is an amusment factor.

That shit feels good yo

**jacked** · 11-29-2005, 09:15 AM

i can't wait to get my fleshlight

i can finally start my fleshlight blog www.thefleshlight.com

**Drake** · 11-29-2005, 09:42 AM

Does it feel like the real thing?

**swedguy** · 11-29-2005, 10:01 AM

Everybody's got one. My penis feel so left out

**Dave S** · 11-29-2005, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by Mike33

Does it feel like the real thing?

Close as you will get

Kinda different but no better or worse, but you can really get these things up to speed!!!

Seriously, I don't normally arse-lick but in this case I just have to lick Ramos' arse and endorse the fleshlight. if you dont have one, get one! If you don't want to spend the cash on one then join Adult.com , send a load of sales, be nice to Ramos and you might get one for free if you are lucky. That's what I did and I'm eternally grateful.

And before you ask, there's nothing wrong with my wife or anything, shes top in bed but sometimes you just got to do what a mans got to do.

I should be promoting these things really considering I love them so much.

**JoeMeca** · 11-29-2005, 03:29 PM

lol mine should be here this week also thanks to juicy !

**Ramos** · 11-29-2005, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Dave S

Seriously, I don't normally arse-lick but in this case I just have to lick Ramos' arse and endorse the fleshlight. if you dont have one, get one! If you don't want to spend the cash on one then join Adult.com , send a load of sales, be nice to Ramos and you might get one for free if you are lucky. That's what I did and I'm eternally grateful.
.

RealityCash Webmasters, Hit Me Up, if your interested in giving Fleshlight a try!

Also, Click here to Promote Fleshlights

**Drunken Sam** · 11-30-2005, 08:20 AM

What's the payout for selling fleshlight?

**djroof** · 11-30-2005, 08:22 AM

congrats!!! Now pos the pics!!!

**candyflip** · 11-30-2005, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by nofx

why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

I'm gonna fuck mine once to see what it's like and then use it for weed storage

**High Quality** · 11-30-2005, 08:30 AM

I asked juicy like 3 weeks ago for one. Still not here.

**loverboy** · 11-30-2005, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by theFeTiShLaDy

this thread is useless without pics.

bingo

**Quagmire** · 11-30-2005, 09:06 AM

Fleshlight is the new in thing for webmasters. You aint pimp unless you have a Fleshlight.

**Ramos** · 11-30-2005, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by Drunken Sam

What's the payout for selling fleshlight?

Hit Me Up Bro

**L4 libido** · 11-30-2005, 03:20 PM

enjoy your new fleshlight.

**miss wild** · 12-01-2005, 11:52 AM

glad to know that you got yours...congrats

**sickkittens** · 12-01-2005, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by nofx

why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

And I guess the same is true for porn?

Is this Lenny Kravitz in disguise?

**JoeMeca** · 12-01-2005, 03:46 PM

no pics :* hah

**gornyhuy** · 12-01-2005, 04:11 PM

i went by my PO box today hoping for a discrete fleshlight box... but no dice yet.

Just got my fleshlights..

Just got my fleshlights..

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