>>A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to
>>her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to
>>God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
>>
>>The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell
>>you how to get to have sex with her!"
>>
>>"Yeah?", says the hippie.
>>
>>"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
>>night
>>at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a
>>hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up
>>in
>>the cemetery claiming to be God."
>>
>>The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery as
>>suggested on the next Tuesday night.
>>
>>"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
>>"Have sex with me."
>>
>>The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
>>anal
>>sex,as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and
>>promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and
>>throws back his hood with a flourish.
>>
>>"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
>>
>>"Ha-ha,"cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!
>>her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to
>>God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
>>
>>The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell
>>you how to get to have sex with her!"
>>
>>"Yeah?", says the hippie.
>>
>>"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
>>night
>>at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a
>>hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up
>>in
>>the cemetery claiming to be God."
>>
>>The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery as
>>suggested on the next Tuesday night.
>>
>>"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
>>"Have sex with me."
>>
>>The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
>>anal
>>sex,as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and
>>promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and
>>throws back his hood with a flourish.
>>
>>"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
>>
>>"Ha-ha,"cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!
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