I need a script written...anyone wanna give it a shot?

I am going to explain it here just to cut out the emailing back and forth and shit

What I need is this:

It is for rotating hard links across all my sites categorized into niches and also with multiple anchors for each link

ok, i will act as though I am setting it up for the first time

I want to be able to log into a control panel, click "add category" and then enter in "solo girls" and click enter. That created the category "solo girls" for me. Now I go and click on "solo girls" and it brings up a "add a link" section, I enter in the url that I am adding and to the right it says "what anchors?", that is where I enter in "solo girls, solo girl blog, all solo girls, solo girl porn"....and then I click "all done"

now, I go back to the main page of the control panel and select "grab link code", then it brings me to a page "what category do you need the link code for?" and I select "solo girls" and hit "submit"....this is where it gives me a php include code that I insert into the pages I want to display the solo girls links on

here is the important part

I go to my blog and put that code on the top, and when I go to the site I see the links I have entered for that category, but the anchors/linking text rotate every time I pull the page...and when I pull up the page source, it MUST be hardlinks, non of this javascript or not displaying the actual link

see here on http://black.thumblogger.com/ up top? how he has that on every page, I want that pretty much exactly, but I want rotating anchor text

if you have any questions ask me in here, I probably haven't thought this all the way through, but I have been wanting this for a long time and never got around to it