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Nice..... this players ball is gonna be off the charts...

You are not going to want to miss it

I got my pass from $style$ bringing some nice suit with me for the party, i will be looking for a pimp hat aswell

I've had tickets, but I've never gone. I'll have to make it so I can have a good story ;)

ok, i was going to the players ball in vegas when I decided I'd me more pimp - kidnap D-money and goto the dominican instead

Here's one to start things off.

Once upon a time I had Ice-T host the Players Ball. This was the 2nd Players Ball I've ever thrown, in Miami.

KB had the list of Woody Award winners and somehow got stuck upstairs in the VIP area, he forget to give Ice-T the list.

I was never supposed to get on the stage that night since I hired the best MC possible to do that for me. After drinking way more then my limit and having absolutely no MC'ing experience, I was called up to the stage by Ice-T to help give away these awards. I made up the winners earlier that day, so with some drinks in my system, I couldn't remember a thing.

Everytime Ice-T would start presenting a Woody Award, I was shitting myself trying to remember the category and winner. But somehow, right after he did his thing and there was a 2 second silence, I remembered the category and award. Just imagine being infront of ALL of your peers, drawing a major blank with Ice-T as my co-host.

Things worked out and ever since then, I've been working super hard to improve my MC'ing abilities since the lesson learned was, you never know when you'll have to get on stage during your own party. Looking back at some old videos of myself on stage, I've come a long way since then.

I'll leave my door unlocked at night for you big boy..



But you better share JMan this time.

I thought JMan was my date

Here is my story:
The year Ashton Kutcher was at the players ball, I was trying to pickup on 1 of the 2 girls that was with him. However, I didn't know she was with him at the time. She was standing alone at the side bar. I asked her if she was with anybody and she said "No'. I kept trying (politely, I was not drunk at all) to chat and buy her a drink and she wouldn't let me and she was being a total C-u-n-t. Finally, I just walked away scratching my head wondering why this girl was rejecting me harder than any girl ever has. So when I returned to the bar to get another drink, Ashton had her in one arm and another bitch in his other arm and was clutching a bottle of Dom. Well it all made sense then!!! I actually felt better.

Toss up between seeing Flava Flav (long time favorite) rock the mic in vegas last year with Digital Underground..

Or chillin outside in San Diego listening to some cool reggie while sharing patron and jager with some friends as the sun went down.

Both were VERY good times.

Sharing Jman will cost you extra.

That's a good reason to get shut down. Not too many players could compete with one of the worlds sexiest men in the world.

Maybe back when I was single.... Maybe...

This is kinda of an upsetting story, but it is the only one I have. Last year was my first and only time at the players ball. I went with Makingcoin, Rip Raster and a bunch of other peeps. We were in the nats private room. Makingcoin and I went to go get some drinks, about $200 worth and came back to the room. Just as we put the drinks down on our table I met Lensman. So that was awesome, took a pic with him. So I sat down and this guy sitting besides me insists that he has the god given right to touch my ass and start hitting on me. Rip Raster tells him to fuck off. He goes away, but then quickly comes back to punch Makingcoin. I started to freak out so I ran in the corner and cuddled with Brad M right after the loser punched me in the face. Rip and Makingcoin defended me. I have never had guys fight over me before, it was weird. We left shortly after that. Hopefully next year will be better

good ones...

I have a bank of memories from various shows...
and although I am not able to win anything I feel this story is worthy of telling...

I get to the vaery first Players Ball with D arrive and am shuffled to our VIP area. I am with Andy Alvarez, FAR-L and Tom from Blue Gravity when I bump into matt and trey.

Trey asks me if I want a "bean" I had no idea what a "bean" was at this time...it was 1998-99 at Utopia and I was wearing a BIGGIE SMALLS pinstripe suit with a Godfather white brim-

I say to Trey " Sure give me one" It turns out later that it was a hit of Ecstacy that would later have me literally frying up.

I roll all night long- and the lead singer of Long Beach Dub Allstars would not go on stage- I go over to him and tell him he has to get on stage now or else we'll pull the plug and get our money refunded- he spits in my face and I lay him out with a punch to his jaw- he then gets up and kisses me on the cheek and goes on stage and starts playing-

Once the show started winding down Tom and I decide to walk across the busy street instead of waiting for a cab or limo.

We cross a major intersection- walk all the way to the Monte Carlo literally rolling our balls off- once in the casino I have to go all the way through it to the front desk - I lost my room key.

While walking what seemed to be an endless journey- I get to the front desk- get my room key as does Tommy because he lost his as well
when all of a sudden I am barraged by 50-100 people screaming for my autogragh. They all were convinced I was the lead singer of Big Bad VooDoo Daddy-

i start signing autograghs then tell Tom to meet me in 20 mins by the bank of elevators- I needed to take a quick shower and freshen up

We make our plans and we both go our seperate ways....
I come down to the lobby 20 mins later....NO TOM

hour goes by...NO TOM-

I leave for the afterparty with Trey and Matt and a dozen or so Players and simply write off Tommy as a no show.

The next day I see Tom at 4 pm in the afternoon and I say to him " What the hell happened to you last night"?

He then replies " Oh My FUCKING GOD, I went up to my room, put the key in the door, walk into my room and start throwing up everywhere. All over the walls, the floor and the Luis Vuitton luggage on the bed. I then pass out next to one of the suitcases and come to a half an hour later only to realize...I don't own Luis Vuitton luggage. I then got up and walked out of the room."

Apparently the key that the front desk made Tom was for the suite two floors below him and he got a wrong room key.

Now...
Can you imagine the look of horror and amazement when whoever was staying in that room came back from a long night of partying only to find some 19 year old bandwidth slinging computer kid's puke all over their room?

I love this story so much and I haven't gotten a chance to tell it in a long time...

It is definitely a true story and one that nobody could ever possibly make up.

As for Ecstacy, I didn't do another hit for years afterwards.
Now if you wanna know why south park is so wacked-

Imagine the fact that Matt and Trey ate 8 of those beans that night

:-))

Any news on snoop yet D$?

More stories.... need to hear more stories

We'll know any day. He said he'd take my offer but it depends on if this other guy books him the night after in Vegas at his regular price. So once that's locked in, then I can lock my deal in.




OK, stories are great so far, almost ready to give away 2 passes to the winner, but for now, I'd like to give Shortbread a pass from ANYwebcam.com since that is not the best experience at a Players Ball. D$ guarantees a great time everytime, so thanks to ANYwebcam, Shortbread will have another chance to ENJOY the Players Ball.

Shortbread, hit up Rene at anywebcam.com and we'll get you a Player Code to register very soon.

We still have 2 passes to give away, so let's hear another story.

KB's stories are always tough to top, but he can't win this contest.

Congrats on winning a pass Shortbread ... I'll look for your email

rene at anywebcam dot com

Not since last year anyway.

Did I ever tell the story of how I happened to take this picture?

I almost got laid in 2001 but there were so many cock-blocks that it was so imposible to talk to my ladies.

Not Daizie but the new industry girl on the left.
Everyone was buying them drinks they got soo drunk it was impossible to fuck that night..

By the end of the night they started fighting in the hallways, for who knows what, maybe they were in thier period or something..
Women, you can't live without them..

i can't tell the story i want to or i will cause a whole lot of problems.

hahahahahahahaha kb you're killing me with that E story. hahahaha

Great Story. Not a bad reason to get Rejected. But You are better than him but I guess she needed the press.

That is Funnnnny. You deserve the passes for Sho.

Wow, thank you very much. So unexpected. I am going to post some pics from last year, pre-fight.

Ok, these pics are from right before the fight.

Here we are Makingcoin and I in the limo on the way to the party


Here is the crowd outside:


And here I am meeting Lensman right before I get punched:

Great pics!

Since the Player's Ball rocks, i'm keeping this thread alive by posting some pics from last year

but ...but ... I promised NOT to tell

bump for the morning crew.... lets hear those Players Ball stories

OK, about to pick a winner.

Last chance for you Players Ball story.

2 passes to the greatest webmaster event of all time about to happen on January 6th in Vegas.

kBizzle's story deserves the passes!

Here is my story about last year's player ball :

I've had TONS of passes ... and I mean literally tons !
I won half of the whoring contests for passes on the boards, and I've got quite a few from sponsors too... I gave most of them away to friends. I was moving Jan 1st and I wanted to get there in time. My internetnet didn't get in at my new place like it was supposed too (took almsot a month), and everything else went wrong so I couldn't go. So here is my chance to go this year !

I'll keep mine short but in the true nature of the players ball ...

the playersball is all about getting to pimp yourself out, get a couple girls for each arm and throw around a little cash ... it was pretty cool (last year I think) to see a couple of the back street boys inside the club hanging out like a couple of dorks on the outskirts of the room while the rest of the joint was hopping.

It's all about attitude - and that night was another one of those that showed me - even in a room filled with rock stars, boybands, rappers, and celebs - any of us have the ability to outshine hollywood's elite

this will be the first players ball i miss in years! have fun everyone.

So far I like this story the best, it has the vibe nailed down. The stars are the webmasters for one night while the celebs come to watch us shine, and pick up our chicks.

Ever since the first Players Ball when Trey from South Park came (thanks Far-L and Moff), we've set the tone to have celebs there everytime. And to be honest, I only invited a fraction of them, the rest find out about it and the door guys are always instructed to let in the celebs.

Good story, so far this will be the winner unless someone posts a good one in the next hour.

Wow. Sweet. Thanks Darren!

Yeah, you've officially won.

You can send me an email and I'll have you hooked up soon with Players Codes.

Always glad to have you at the Players Ball.