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Q: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
A: "Horn"-aments!Comment
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kiss kiss to rudolph he has a REALLY big bell on this xmas
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So whats the next one?
I need to get a ticketComment
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What? You just got one!Originally posted by cool1
Trust the "WOW" effect.Comment
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How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!Comment
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One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her mom was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More stress.
When he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, scattering the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?
Thus began the tradition of the little angel atop the Christmas tree.Comment
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Cool, then I have a chance, although a small one.Originally posted by xfalmpWhat? You just got one!
I never win in these ticket type contests anyways, the one with the most tickets usually wins
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congrats cool1Comment
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Thanks wdsguy, reindeer games are funComment
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close to what numberComment
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What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!Comment
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reindeers certainly are coolComment
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good morningComment
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this is awesome contest!
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yo guys, how are you doin
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cool contest here is mine
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs!
How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
Don't feed it!
Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
Because his brown ones were all muddy!
How long should a reindeer's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
Because he didn't want to be recognised!Comment
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come on guys
bring in more reindeer jokes :D
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yeah and what is the next winning ticket post?Comment
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384th if my calculation is right :D
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384 is right number... not left, right! :D---
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ok, let's do it....what's the score atm ?
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yeah that what i think tooComment
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How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
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so, what's the weather like there? is it snowing?---
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cold but sunny and windy hereComment
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He's got a red nose and an Uzi. And he's about to teach them some "new" reindeer games in "Rudolph II -- First Blood"Comment
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Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
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i saw reindeers preparing for christmas...---
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I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?ICQ: 267899523
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Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
Because his brown ones were all muddy!Comment
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Beta go back to bed eh!Comment
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tons of snipers
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is there any rule that says you can only win once?---
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I am about to do some work...so I'm outta here in a bit, no worriesOriginally posted by cool1
how many did you win so far bro ?
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ok people, let me win another one, and have to do something ;)
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is there any rule that says you can only win once?---
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wow great contestComment
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dont forget the rules
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I got to try thisComment
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