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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880

    #301
    300..........
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #302
      Bah humbug

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      • nitroy2k
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2005
        • 503

        #303
        Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
        "Rude"-olph!

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        • nitroy2k
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2005
          • 503

          #304
          What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
          This one will "sleigh" you!

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          • emilex
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2005
            • 574

            #305
            What do you call the reindeer with cotton wool in his ears?
            Call him anything you like - he won't hear you!

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            • soulbleed
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2005
              • 2606

              #306
              nice comp, bump

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              • cool1
                sex is good
                • Sep 2001
                • 24939

                #307

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                • wdsguy
                  Ryde or Die
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 19568

                  #308
                  alrite i'm back.

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                  • Kerry
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 168

                    #309
                    Post #288 winner is Xfalmp. Congratulations, you have won a ticket in the draw for the $500 Cash and Prize selection.

                    Remember, the post just has to MENTION Reindeer.

                    Who is going to win the ticket for post #320? Keep those posts coming!
                    Kerry
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                    • adultchica
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 5141

                      #310
                      go to bed wdsguy lol damn you win everything

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                      • wdsguy
                        Ryde or Die
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 19568

                        #311
                        heh i'm watchin the game and posting at the same time. Reindeers rock!

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                        • AmigoPorn
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 21583

                          #312
                          Almost there..
                          ICQ: 267899523


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                          • soulbleed
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2606

                            #313
                            cmon 320

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                            • wdsguy
                              Ryde or Die
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 19568

                              #314
                              need some more reindeer jokes for 320.

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                              • AmigoPorn
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 21583

                                #315
                                Snipers get ready.
                                ICQ: 267899523


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                                • wdsguy
                                  Ryde or Die
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 19568

                                  #316
                                  wheres all the reindeers at?

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                                  • adultchica
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 5141

                                    #317
                                    Rudolph when you tell a joke you just sleigh me! hahaha "comet*

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                                    • JoeMeca
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 2266

                                      #318

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                                      • AmigoPorn
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 21583

                                        #319
                                        You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
                                        No. They can't afford the admission.
                                        ICQ: 267899523


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                                        • wdsguy
                                          Ryde or Die
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 19568

                                          #320
                                          Ok lets go for it

                                          Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?



                                          "Deery" Queen!

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                                          • xfalmp
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 1474

                                            #321

                                            Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                            • JoeMeca
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 2266

                                              #322
                                              You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
                                              No. They can't afford the admission.

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                                              • adultchica
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2005
                                                • 5141

                                                #323
                                                Thanks rudolph you just added 10 pounds to the sleigh this year! i told u to watch what you eat.

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                                                • soulbleed
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 2606

                                                  #324
                                                  Why is Prancer always wet?
                                                  Because he's a "rain"-deer!

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                                                  • Marshal
                                                    Biz Dev and SEO
                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 15229

                                                    #325
                                                    so, who has won 320th?
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                                                    • webgurl
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 7954

                                                      #326
                                                      Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                      Ok lets go for it

                                                      Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?



                                                      "Deery" Queen!

                                                      I didn't know u guys had DEERY Q in the states?

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                                                      • Spunky
                                                        I need a beer
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 133978

                                                        #327
                                                        Screw this Reindeer shit

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                                                        • xfalmp
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 1474

                                                          #328
                                                          Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                          Ok lets go for it

                                                          Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?



                                                          "Deery" Queen!
                                                          Man you're on a spree arent you?

                                                          Congrats!

                                                          I just watched Ken Park... what a strange movie.

                                                          Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                                          • wdsguy
                                                            Ryde or Die
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 19568

                                                            #329
                                                            Originally posted by xfalmp
                                                            Man you're on a spree arent you?

                                                            Congrats!

                                                            I just watched Ken Park... what a strange movie.

                                                            thanks bro

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                                                            • xfalmp
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 1474

                                                              #330


                                                              Next is....? #352

                                                              Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                                              • adultchica
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Sep 2005
                                                                • 5141

                                                                #331
                                                                "Reindeer in a Bar"

                                                                One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep
                                                                South, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied
                                                                up to the bar and ordered a martini.

                                                                Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed
                                                                and poured the drink, set it in front of the
                                                                reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar
                                                                bill from the reindeer's hoof.

                                                                As he handed the reindeer some coins in
                                                                change, he said, "You know, I think you're
                                                                the first reindeer I've ever seen in here."

                                                                The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of
                                                                change and said, "Hmmmpf. I'll tell you
                                                                something, buddy. At these bloody prices,
                                                                I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."

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                                                                • nitroy2k
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 503

                                                                  #332
                                                                  How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
                                                                  He looks at his calen-"deer"!

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                                                                  • nitroy2k
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                                    • 503

                                                                    #333
                                                                    and where is the fun when sombody can win 3 times ?

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                                                                    • adultchica
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 5141

                                                                      #334
                                                                      Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?
                                                                      A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

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                                                                      • nitroy2k
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                                        • 503

                                                                        #335
                                                                        Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
                                                                        "Deery" Queen!

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                                                                        • gecko
                                                                          ******
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 21846

                                                                          #336
                                                                          What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
                                                                          This one will sleigh you!
                                                                          [email protected]

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                                                                          • wdsguy
                                                                            Ryde or Die
                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 19568

                                                                            #337
                                                                            whats the next one?

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                                                                            • nitroy2k
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                              • 503

                                                                              #338
                                                                              What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
                                                                              "Elk"-a-seltzer!

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                                                                              • gecko
                                                                                ******
                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                • 21846

                                                                                #339
                                                                                Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
                                                                                Because they are both tail bearers!
                                                                                [email protected]

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                                                                                • nitroy2k
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                  • 503

                                                                                  #340
                                                                                  How do you get into Donner's house?
                                                                                  You ring the "deer"-bell!

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                                                                                  • wdsguy
                                                                                    Ryde or Die
                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                    • 19568

                                                                                    #341
                                                                                    What does Rudolph want for Christmas?


                                                                                    A pony sleigh station!

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                                                                                    • gecko
                                                                                      ******
                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                      • 21846

                                                                                      #342
                                                                                      Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
                                                                                      Because they would look silly in plastic macs!
                                                                                      [email protected]

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                                                                                      • nitroy2k
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                                                        • 503

                                                                                        #343
                                                                                        What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
                                                                                        Santelope!

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                                                                                        • wdsguy
                                                                                          Ryde or Die
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 19568

                                                                                          #344
                                                                                          What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?


                                                                                          Baby reindeer !

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                                                                                          • cool1
                                                                                            sex is good
                                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                                            • 24939

                                                                                            #345
                                                                                            so where are we

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                                                                                            • adultchica
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                              • 5141

                                                                                              #346
                                                                                              Bumpity bump

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                                                                                              • cool1
                                                                                                sex is good
                                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                                • 24939

                                                                                                #347
                                                                                                If I get a ticket and win, I think I mayl take the laptop and put some reindeer wallpaper on it.

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                                                                                                • wdsguy
                                                                                                  Ryde or Die
                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 19568

                                                                                                  #348
                                                                                                  I wish I had a couple reindeer as pets, I would ride them around town.

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                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                    • 24939

                                                                                                    #349
                                                                                                    This reindeer needs a toke break

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                                                                                                    • adultchica
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                                      • 5141

                                                                                                      #350
                                                                                                      What does Father Christmas the reindeer with only one eye that's got no legs?
                                                                                                      Still no-eye-deer.

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