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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880

    #151
    150..........
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    • adultchica
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2005
      • 5141

      #152
      The REAL reason Santa can't join in Reindeer games

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      • JamesK2
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 6589

        #153

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        • xfalmp
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 1474

          #154

          Trust the "WOW" effect.

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          • nitroy2k
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2005
            • 503

            #155
            What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
            This one will sleigh you !

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            • HomerSimpson
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2005
              • 13826

              #156
              What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
              They all can! Houses can't jump!
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              • nitroy2k
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2005
                • 503

                #157
                What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
                Stable-tennis!

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                • USA
                  Adult Pimp
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 2086

                  #158
                  How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
                  Don't feed it !
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                  • HomerSimpson
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 13826

                    #159
                    What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
                    Baby reindeer !
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                    • wdsguy
                      Ryde or Die
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 19568

                      #160
                      What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?


                      She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!

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                      • xfalmp
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 1474

                        #161

                        Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                        • emilex
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 574

                          #162
                          Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
                          "Deery" Queen!

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                          • nitroy2k
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 503

                            #163
                            What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
                            A pony sleigh station!

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                            • Verity
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 227

                              #164
                              Well done everyone for your fantastic reindeer jokes!

                              The following members have won tickets in the draw for our $500 Stuff Your Stocking Prize:

                              emilex for the 32nd post

                              wdsguy for the 64th post

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                              • nitroy2k
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 503

                                #165
                                What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
                                She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!

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                                • ChrisAnubis
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 1263

                                  #166
                                  Forget the jokes- Sapphic is a beacon of light as bright as Rudolph's red nose for my les site
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                                  • HomerSimpson
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 13826

                                    #167
                                    How would you get four reindeer in a car?
                                    Two in the front and two in the back!

                                    And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
                                    Take the reindeer out first
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                                    • wdsguy
                                      Ryde or Die
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 19568

                                      #168
                                      Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?


                                      Comet!

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                                      • adultchica
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 5141

                                        #169

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                                        • xfalmp
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 1474

                                          #170
                                          Snipers.

                                          Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                          • wdsguy
                                            Ryde or Die
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 19568

                                            #171
                                            Originally posted by xfalmp
                                            Snipers.
                                            where is your sniper rifle?

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                                            • xfalmp
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 1474

                                              #172
                                              Originally posted by wdsguy
                                              where is your sniper rifle?


                                              I'm confused about the winning posts... is it the #31, #32 or #33?

                                              'Cause in post #164 he says the winning posts are #31, #63 and #96.

                                              Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                              • cool1
                                                sex is good
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 24939

                                                #173
                                                Originally posted by Waffles
                                                The following members have won tickets in the draw for our $500 Stuff Your Stocking Prize:

                                                emilex for the 32nd post

                                                wdsguy for the 64th post

                                                wdsguy for the 96th post

                                                Piksi ZR for the 128th post

                                                Next ticket winning post #160 ? get ready to win $50 CASH on post #256!
                                                I see beta tester in both 32 and post and 64 th post
                                                the other are 1 post behind that, emilex at 31st post and wdsguy at 63th post
                                                I am seeing it wrong???

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                                                • adultchica
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 5141

                                                  #174
                                                  Reindeer to Moose: Why are you so jealous of me?

                                                  Moose answers to reindeer: because I'M the one who's supposed to be HUNG like a MOOSE...

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                                                  • wdsguy
                                                    Ryde or Die
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 19568

                                                    #175
                                                    Originally posted by xfalmp


                                                    I'm confused about the winning posts... is it the #31, #32 or #33?

                                                    'Cause in post #164 he says the winning posts are #31, #63 and #96.

                                                    good point.

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                                                    • xfalmp
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 1474

                                                      #176
                                                      Originally posted by cool1
                                                      I see beta tester in both 32 and post and 64 th post
                                                      the other are 1 post behind that, emilex at 31st post and wdsguy at 63th post
                                                      I am seeing it wrong???
                                                      No, that's what I'm seeing too.

                                                      Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                                      • wdsguy
                                                        Ryde or Die
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 19568

                                                        #177
                                                        I suck at sniping.

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                                                        • xfalmp
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 1474

                                                          #178

                                                          Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                                          • cool1
                                                            sex is good
                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                            • 24939

                                                            #179
                                                            Like I said above beta got 32 and 64
                                                            Last edited by cool1; 11-28-2005, 04:30 PM.

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                                                            • wdsguy
                                                              Ryde or Die
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 19568

                                                              #180
                                                              so the next one should be 192.

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                                                              • cool1
                                                                sex is good
                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                • 24939

                                                                #181
                                                                that sounds good wdsguy, but then again maybe it is 191

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                                                                • adultchica
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 5141

                                                                  #182
                                                                  Picture theme:

                                                                  Mommy, where did the icicles come from?

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                                                                  • cool1
                                                                    sex is good
                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                    • 24939

                                                                    #183
                                                                    Well there sure aren't alot of reindeer jokes around

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                                                                    • Nightwind
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                      • 4786

                                                                      #184
                                                                      Here is a reindeer flash video: http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic291.htm

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                                                                      • cool1
                                                                        sex is good
                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                        • 24939

                                                                        #185
                                                                        lol funny reindeer flash

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                                                                        • wdsguy
                                                                          Ryde or Die
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 19568

                                                                          #186
                                                                          What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?


                                                                          Anything you want because he can't hear you!

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                                                                          • cool1
                                                                            sex is good
                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                            • 24939

                                                                            #187
                                                                            Goofy Reindeer

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                                                                            • Nightwind
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                              • 4786

                                                                              #188

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                                                                              • wdsguy
                                                                                Ryde or Die
                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 19568

                                                                                #189
                                                                                are we running outta jokes or what?

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                                                                                • Piksi_ZR
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                  • 68

                                                                                  #190
                                                                                  What does Father Christmas call the reindeer with only one eye that's got no legs?
                                                                                  Still no-eye-deer.





                                                                                  "PussyCash"

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                                                                                  • USA
                                                                                    Adult Pimp
                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                    • 2086

                                                                                    #191
                                                                                    How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
                                                                                    Just long enough to reach the ground !
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                                                                                    • emilex
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                      • 574

                                                                                      #192
                                                                                      How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
                                                                                      Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

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                                                                                      • wdsguy
                                                                                        Ryde or Die
                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                        • 19568

                                                                                        #193
                                                                                        When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
                                                                                        When its a baby reindeer!

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                                                                                        • ChrisAnubis
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                          • 1263

                                                                                          #194
                                                                                          Reindeer, it's what's for dinner.
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                                                                                          • AmigoPorn
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                                            • 21583

                                                                                            #195
                                                                                            Where do you find reindeer?
                                                                                            It depends on where you leave them!
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                                                                                            • adultchica
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                              • 5141

                                                                                              #196
                                                                                              Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
                                                                                              had a very shiny nose.
                                                                                              Let me tell you a secret;
                                                                                              it's from a drug overdose!

                                                                                              All of the other Reindeer
                                                                                              used to laugh and call him names.
                                                                                              That is what drove poor Rudolph
                                                                                              to escape into Cocaine.

                                                                                              Then one foggy Christmas Eve
                                                                                              Santa came to say,
                                                                                              "Rudolph, we know what you've done."
                                                                                              The police came and took him away.

                                                                                              Now all the Reindeer are straight;
                                                                                              they've given up PCP,
                                                                                              quaaludes, and marijuana,
                                                                                              and flying high on LSD.

                                                                                              Optional tag, to the tune of NOEL ...)
                                                                                              No L, No L, No L, No L.
                                                                                              None of the Reindeer do LSD.

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                                                                                              • xfalmp
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                                • 1474

                                                                                                #197

                                                                                                Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                                                                                • wdsguy
                                                                                                  Ryde or Die
                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 19568

                                                                                                  #198
                                                                                                  too many snipers.

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                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                    • 24939

                                                                                                    #199
                                                                                                    damn miss the reindeer post, kids are a pain

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                                                                                                    • wdsguy
                                                                                                      Ryde or Die
                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                      • 19568

                                                                                                      #200
                                                                                                      Originally posted by cool1
                                                                                                      damn miss the reindeer post, kids are a pain

                                                                                                      haha what were they doing to ya.

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