WIN! Cash and Prizes! Over $500! SapphicCash helps you STUFF YOUR CHRISTMAS STOCKING!

**emilex** · 11-28-2005, 03:01 PM

The first reindeer seen in a bar
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.

As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, "You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen in here."

The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and said, "Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:01 PM

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!

**Piksi_ZR** · 11-28-2005, 03:01 PM

What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
Baby reindeer!

**Tala** · 11-28-2005, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by cool1

**emilex** · 11-28-2005, 03:01 PM

What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:01 PM

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer also works as a maid?
Yup! Comet cleans sinks!

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:02 PM

64th is the next one , right ?
joke:
What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:02 PM

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

**Piksi_ZR** · 11-28-2005, 03:02 PM

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!

**tranza** · 11-28-2005, 03:02 PM

that sounds interesting

**emilex** · 11-28-2005, 03:02 PM

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

**xfalmp** · 11-28-2005, 03:02 PM

**wdsguy** · 11-28-2005, 03:02 PM

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back!

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:02 PM

Is this 64th post dedicated to all the Reindeer all over the world

)

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!
:D

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:02 PM

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn't want to be recognised!

**Piksi_ZR** · 11-28-2005, 03:02 PM

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!

**Tala** · 11-28-2005, 03:03 PM

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:04 PM

When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When its a baby reindeer!

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:04 PM

Reindeer are cool

**cool1** · 11-28-2005, 03:04 PM

**Tala** · 11-28-2005, 03:05 PM

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:05 PM

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you!

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:06 PM

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can't hear you!

**Tala** · 11-28-2005, 03:07 PM

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:07 PM

How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the "deer"-bell!

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:07 PM

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
"Elk"-a-seltzer!

**cool1** · 11-28-2005, 03:08 PM

**Tala** · 11-28-2005, 03:08 PM

I'm having waaaaay too much stoned fun here.

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:08 PM

What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer !

**cool1** · 11-28-2005, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by beta-tester

Is this 64th post dedicated to all the Reindeer all over the world

)

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!
:D

So what are ya gonna do beta get all the 32 reindeer post spots ...lol

**Tala** · 11-28-2005, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by cool1

HEY! Get outta my google!

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:11 PM

Santa's Reindeer
Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen . . . had to be a girl!

We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fatman in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost!

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:11 PM

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

**cool1** · 11-28-2005, 03:12 PM

LOL at Tala, google is my friend.

Holiday Assistant Needed

Pay Rate: $11.01/Hr plus shift differential

Filing deadline: 12/23/95

Notes: Selected candidate must be available for international travel,
holiday and night work be physically able to lift heavy packages over
shoulder and possess a sleigh to perform work assignment.

Duties: Make list and check it twice. Identify and deliver packages to
proper recipients by way of reindeer-powered airborne sleigh. Supervise 100
unruly elves in the production of requested items. Disperse and maintain
holiday spirit when faces with turbulent weather and physical demands of
riding reindeer sleigh over 10,000 miles to accommodate 4 billion people in 16
hours.

Requirements: Skill to determine who's naughty and nice, sleeping and waking
bad or good, for goodness sake skill to establish cooperative working
relationships with elves and gnomes knowledge of proper diet and training
required for flying reindeer ability to consume approximately 1 billion cpus
of lukewarm coca/milk and similar amounts of stale, leftover cookies skill to
decipher correspondence written in crayon skill to quickly maneuver down
chimneys or other available means skill in "ho, ho, hoing" while
simultaneously shaking belly.

Desirable: Heavy, white facial growth rosy red cheeks.

**Tala** · 11-28-2005, 03:12 PM

Musical Reindeer

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by cool1

So what are ya gonna do beta get all the 32 reindeer post spots ...lol

nop, just another one

(at least try....) and I'll go to sleep ;)

here's one for you bro:

Q: Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
A: Because they're the only ones who know where they itch!

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:13 PM

What does Father Christmas call that three-legged reindeer?
Eileen.

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:13 PM

Q: Why don't reindeer like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrappers off!

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:15 PM

What does Father Christmas call the reindeer with only one eye that's got no legs?
Still no-eye-deer.

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:15 PM

Where do you find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them !

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:15 PM

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!

**cool1** · 11-28-2005, 03:16 PM

One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini.

Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.

As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said "You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen in here."

The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and said "Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these fuckin' prices, I'm probably the last reindeer you'll see in here."

**Piksi_ZR** · 11-28-2005, 03:16 PM

What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

**emilex** · 11-28-2005, 03:16 PM

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:16 PM

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet!

**wdsguy** · 11-28-2005, 03:16 PM

I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.

Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?

**USA** · 11-28-2005, 03:16 PM

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

**emilex** · 11-28-2005, 03:16 PM

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

**beta-tester** · 11-28-2005, 03:16 PM

dammit, I missed this one

crap...

**HomerSimpson** · 11-28-2005, 03:16 PM

here is another good reindeere comic...
for all SapphicCash stuff

WIN! Cash and Prizes! Over $500! SapphicCash helps you STUFF YOUR CHRISTMAS STOCKING!

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment

Comment