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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    Ambush Interview #110 Evil Chris



    Ambush Interview is an information biography interview service giving webmasters profiles on the characters behind the scenes in Online Adult from a variety of backgrounds. Please visit our archive for other interviews on GFY with major Adult Industry Players. This ambush was written by Rochard. Thank you Roc!



    110 Evil Chris


    Evil Chris is one of a handful of industry professionals who's screen name might as well be "Mr. Dependability". He's been in the industry longer than most of us remember, runs a high profile program, and is the owner of a high successful webmaster board. As I did my research preparing these questions I was unable to find anyone who had anything bad to say about him, which is a fitting testimony to his character.






    1) Let's get this out of the way ? Is Elvis still alive?

    2) You look like the bastard child of Richard Gere and George Clooney. Are you related to either of them?

    3) Why do you drive "chick cars" ? cars that you usually see chicks driving?

    4) What is the Snake Removal Service, and do you offer this service in the US?

    5) How many times have you been caught jerking off in the shower?

    6) Instead of the typical "who do you look up to question", let's mix things up a bit. If you weren't working for Teen Revenue what company would you want to work for?

    7) You were in the Canadian Army for fifteen years? What did you do in the Army?

    8) If your wife gave you a "free night" where you could have sex with anyone in the industry, who would it be and why? Did She tell you about her Free night?

    9) Which is your biggest obsession? Big boobs or golf?

    10) Your wife wants us to ask you about the "pink thong". What does this mean?

    11) Have you ever heard the phrase "I like dem boobs and I like dem out"?

    12) Do you care about what people think about you?

    13) You worked for Wild Rose. What was Carol Cox really like?

    14) Some of the friends you told us to contact to come up with these questions included JMan, J$tyle$, Mangus, Good Chris, Funbrunette, The Legacy, LAJ, and Evil Dan. If you think about it this would a great cast for a movie. Why do you call these people your friends?

    15) When did you start dyeing your hair grey?

    16) Teen Revenue has the Texas Twins, the Milton Twins, and the Simpson Twins. How do you sleep at night knowing that these are sites are borderline incest sites?

    17) What stories do you have from Dokk's Negril Net bashes?

    18) You have a hot wife Funbrunette - have you ever considered allowing her to film porn or at least have her own website? If not - why? If so - where the fuck is it?

    19) Does your family know what you do? How did you tell them?

    20) Would you allow your wife to be photographed with another man?

    21) I am sure you see a lot of webmasters and companies screwing over someone else - care to tell us who you can't trust?

    22) If not porn, what else would you wish to be doing?

    23) At conferences, has there been any gay guys hit on you and have you ever considered it?

    24) Any words of advice to those webmasters starting out who want to be as successful as you?

    25) Does being married to such a hot woman help your exposure and sales in the industry? Do you pimp her out?

    26) Now that the American / Canadian dollar are so close, how do you think it will affect the Canadian adult market?

    27) Would there be any situation that would make you consider leaving the industry?

    28) Your wedding ceremony was the shortest ceremony in history. Why the rush? Did you have someplace to go or were you just in a hurry to get back to the honeymoon suite to consummate the marriage?

    29) You and your best friend have been trading the same gift on and off for the past twenty years. What is this gift and why is it important to you?

    30) If someone told you that figure skating is much more exciting then hockey would you be offended? Why?

    31) Your father is most famous for?






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    Now read without the word dog.
  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #2
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.

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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3
      LOLLLLLLL you are interviewing this punk? you must be running low on ideas.

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      • SleazyDream
        I'm here for SPORT
        • Jul 2001
        • 41470

        #4
        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

        Now read without the word dog.

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        • SleazyDream
          I'm here for SPORT
          • Jul 2001
          • 41470

          #5
          Originally posted by MetaMan
          LOLLLLLLL you are interviewing this punk? you must be running low on ideas.
          all depends on the info we get from our sources on the victum.
          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

          Now read without the word dog.

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          • Jace
            FBOP Class Of 2013
            • Jan 2004
            • 35562

            #6
            ok, so right about the time I started getting into reading the ambush interviews is about the same time you stopped asking serious industry related questions

            I went back and read a bunch though, and they were good, now it just seems like they are all about personal shit and partying

            any chance you can get back to having more industry related topics instead of "Your wife wants us to ask you about the "pink thong"

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            • mattz
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2001
              • 7697

              #7
              Originally posted by Jace
              ok, so right about the time I started getting into reading the ambush interviews is about the same time you stopped asking serious industry related questions

              I went back and read a bunch though, and they were good, now it just seems like they are all about personal shit and partying

              any chance you can get back to having more industry related topics instead of "Your wife wants us to ask you about the "pink thong"
              That would be nice

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              • Rochard
                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                • Dec 2001
                • 75733

                #8
                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                15) When did you start dyeing your hair grey?
                I crack myself up!
                Herschel Savage
                Brooklyn, NY

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                • SleazyDream
                  I'm here for SPORT
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 41470

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jace
                  ok, so right about the time I started getting into reading the ambush interviews is about the same time you stopped asking serious industry related questions

                  I went back and read a bunch though, and they were good, now it just seems like they are all about personal shit and partying

                  any chance you can get back to having more industry related topics instead of "Your wife wants us to ask you about the "pink thong"

                  ok, you are an idiot.
                  Ambush has NEVER been all about industry questions. EVER
                  Ambush is about who someone is and was and how they got to this point in their life. It's always mostly been about finding things to talk to someone about OTHER than the program they work for/own. That way when you meet them you can find common interests with the person.

                  Jesus the the idiots on GFY are getting DUMBER by the day.
                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                  Now read without the word dog.

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                  • fris
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 55691

                    #10
                    bring on the hate
                    Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.

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                    • Jace
                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 35562

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                      ok, you are an idiot.
                      Ambush has NEVER been all about industry questions. EVER
                      Ambush is about who someone is and was and how they got to this point in their life. It's always mostly been about finding things to talk to someone about OTHER than the program they work for/own. That way when you meet them you can find common interests with the person.

                      Jesus the the idiots on GFY are getting DUMBER by the day.
                      jesus man

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                      • B O B
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 2664

                        #12
                        oh man !!!
                        YES!!

                        cant wait for this one!
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                        • SleazyDream
                          I'm here for SPORT
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 41470

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fris
                          bring on the hate
                          no kidding. me thinks some trolls got hit by the summer slow down and can't make their honda civic payments and thus are venting here .
                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                          Now read without the word dog.

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                          • JFK
                            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 67373

                            #14



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                            • Gentle_Ben
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 733

                              #15
                              The ambush starts with some dramas!

                              Congrats

                              Oh yeah, and Go Leafs GO!!!
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                              • Jace
                                FBOP Class Of 2013
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 35562

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                ok, you are an idiot.
                                Ambush has NEVER been all about industry questions. EVER
                                Ambush is about who someone is and was and how they got to this point in their life. It's always mostly been about finding things to talk to someone about OTHER than the program they work for/own. That way when you meet them you can find common interests with the person.

                                Jesus the the idiots on GFY are getting DUMBER by the day.
                                wow, you know, I went back and re-read a few, and you are right, they have always sucked, I must have only paid attention to the industry related questions

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                                • TheLegacy
                                  SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 18096

                                  #17
                                  EvilChris is one of those behind the scene kind of guys - speaks softly and carry a big stick. and only his wife will ever know how big his stick is.

                                  great interview and questions

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                                  • StuartD
                                    Sofa King Band
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 29903

                                    #18
                                    oh boy... I can't wait for franck to find this thread. Should be entertaining.

                                    Anyway, Evil Chris truly is a worthy candidate for an Ambush. Great guy and really knows a LOT.
                                    This is me on facebook
                                    This is me on twitter

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                                    • Violetta
                                      Affiliate
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 28735

                                      #19
                                      Evilllllllllll... I know nothing about him, so this will be interesting
                                      M&A Queen

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                                      • Rochard
                                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                        • Dec 2001
                                        • 75733

                                        #20
                                        I don't know Chris too well, but I've always liked him. He's always been there when I've need him, and every time I've talked to him he's come across as being smart.
                                        Herschel Savage
                                        Brooklyn, NY

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                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                          Evilllllllllll... I know nothing about him, so this will be interesting
                                          A dumb fuck. A liar. A bullshitter. That sums it up.

                                          Search the board for examples. He also has the worst affiliate support in the history of adult programs. He makes up stats/ratios etc.

                                          You get the picture.

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                                          • Dirty F
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 59204

                                            #22
                                            Lets also not forget that he threatens people on icq.

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                                            • Cyndalie
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 3615

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                              no kidding. me thinks some trolls got hit by the summer slow down and can't make their honda civic payments and thus are venting here .
                                              What the fuck do you got against honda civic owners?


                                              oh wait.

                                              Mine's paid off.

                                              Cyndalie
                                              Marketing Director
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                                              • JFK
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 67373

                                                #24



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                                                • Peaches
                                                  Old broad
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 13933

                                                  #25
                                                  I love Chris' hair - in a crowd of 20 something guys that all look somewhat alike, I can spot him

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                                                  • Evil Chris
                                                    OG
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 13249

                                                    #26
                                                    Great questions! Some I can tell who is asking, but some totally not.

                                                    Will be fun to answer them, and also to dodge stupidity from the likes of Fris, Frannie, and that metamoron animal.



                                                    It PAYZE to post on GFY

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                                                    • Ravage
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 2242

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Cyndalie
                                                      What the fuck do you got against honda civic owners?


                                                      oh wait.

                                                      Mine's paid off.

                                                      Good thing. You won't be able to fit into it soon so you might as well sell it
                                                      Formerly known as Adult Rental Chris
                                                      ICQ - 452-693-463 | Skype: xravagex

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                                                      • Dirty F
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 59204

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Evil Chris
                                                        Great questions! Some I can tell who is asking, but some totally not.

                                                        Will be fun to answer them, and also to dodge stupidity from the likes of Fris, Frannie, and that metamoron animal.

                                                        Well you cant hit me up on icq anymore to threaten me as i put you on ignore.

                                                        Gonna email me now?

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                                                        • Dirty F
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 59204

                                                          #29
                                                          I feel like posting all shit i can find about Chris is this thread. Might take a hour but it would certainly spice this thread up plus people can really see what kind of person Chris is.

                                                          Let me think about it...

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                                                          • Dirty F
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 59204

                                                            #30
                                                            Then again the bro club defending him while knowing he is in the wrong would make me so sick i'd puke. Hmm decisions...

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                                                            • Dirty F
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 59204

                                                              #31
                                                              These interviews attract a huge bro crowd. Thats why i never read them. Its all about asslicking and broventions and breers (bro beers, i just made that up). Its fucking sickening to the bone.

                                                              I tried to read 1 or 2 but ended up missile vomiting and ruining my whole desk.

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                                                              • BradM
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                • 3397

                                                                #32
                                                                Wow, I've just realized how little Sleazy and his cronies are worth my time. The "Brobush Interview" is worthless. One needs not read the post Scott made to see that if "Evil Chris" is getting interview and is revered in this industry something is very wrong.

                                                                "Hey bro if you need anything just ICQ me. This doesn't mean I will respond or give a fuck, but me saying "ICQ me if you need anything" is reassuring and makes me sound cool."

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                                                                • StuartD
                                                                  Sofa King Band
                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 29903

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Dirty Franck
                                                                  These interviews attract a huge bro crowd. Thats why i never read them. Its all about asslicking and broventions and breers (bro beers, i just made that up). Its fucking sickening to the bone.

                                                                  I tried to read 1 or 2 but ended up missile vomiting and ruining my whole desk.
                                                                  Can't keep thoughts to a single post or are you trying to become the next juicy?
                                                                  This is me on facebook
                                                                  This is me on twitter

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                                                                  • Dirty F
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 59204

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by StuartD
                                                                    Can't keep thoughts to a single post or are you trying to become the next juicy?
                                                                    I just hit submit too early every time. Seriously. I just keep thinking of new things after i hit submit.

                                                                    And Juicy only types something like dffssssssssssssHUGDFRFDGG 10 times in a thread. I actually make posts.

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                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 59204

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                                                      Wow, I've just realized how little Sleazy and his cronies are worth my time. The "Brobush Interview" is worthless. One needs not read the post Scott made to see that if "Evil Chris" is getting interview and is revered in this industry something is very wrong.

                                                                      "Hey bro if you need anything just ICQ me. This doesn't mean I will respond or give a fuck, but me saying "ICQ me if you need anything" is reassuring and makes me sound cool."
                                                                      Youve just been excluded from the bro club.

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                                                                      • Dirty F
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 59204

                                                                        #36
                                                                        And Teenrevenue will close your account now. They dont like truth.

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                                                                        • BradM
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 3397

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Dirty Franck
                                                                          Youve just been excluded from the bro club.
                                                                          Honestly I really REALLY don't care. I would rather not sit in a constant circle jerk where these guys are brown nosing and whacking each other off all the time saying "bro lets do biz" at shows and on icq. I am a behind the scenes person who more than pulls his weight.

                                                                          I admit, this USED to be a real cool feature where you learned about some people who worked for or owned large programs and I felt like I was getting some value out of it.

                                                                          But looking through a bunch of posts that say "bro nice hair omg it's gray WTF WHO HAS GRAY HAIR LOLLZZZ BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Bro. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHA LOLZ" is a waste of everyones fucking time.

                                                                          And I just wasted 4 minutes typing this.

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                                                                          • Evil Chris
                                                                            OG
                                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                                            • 13249

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Well let's get this going...

                                                                            1) Let's get this out of the way – Is Elvis still alive?

                                                                            You know, at one time I did think that Elvis had staged his own death to be able to disappear, get off painkillers, and live a normal life. This guy had no chance of ever living a quiet life, so the conspiracy sounded somewhat plausible. OK maybe I just enjoyed pretending he was possibly alive.

                                                                            He's dead now. Sorry.


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                                                                            chris at payze.com | Skype chriswrp

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                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 59204

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by BradM
                                                                              Honestly I really REALLY don't care. I would rather not sit in a constant circle jerk where these guys are brown nosing and whacking each other off all the time saying "bro lets do biz" at shows and on icq. I am a behind the scenes person who more than pulls his weight.

                                                                              I admit, this USED to be a real cool feature where you learned about some people who worked for or owned large programs and I felt like I was getting some value out of it.

                                                                              But looking through a bunch of posts that say "bro nice hair omg it's gray WTF WHO HAS GRAY HAIR LOLLZZZ BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Bro. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHA LOLZ" is a waste of everyones fucking time.

                                                                              And I just wasted 4 minutes typing this.
                                                                              I go to conventions to get drunk and watch tits.

                                                                              If i need to do biz i wait till i get home and talk to someone or even better not talk to someone and just send them sales.

                                                                              Oh btw, for those read this: I threw away your business card 3 mins after you gave it to me.

                                                                              Sorry, i dont see a point in taking 100 cards with me back home.

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                                                                              • Anthony
                                                                                Keyboard Warrior
                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 9653

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Start answering Chris!

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                                                                                • Quagmire
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 6490

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Gotta love the hate.

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                                                                                  • Dirty F
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                    • 59204

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Quagmire
                                                                                    Gotta love the hate.
                                                                                    No no, its not just hate. Its getting sick of people who defend scammers and liars and thiefs because they are bro's.

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                                                                                    • LeslieSharp
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                      • 1106

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Hi Chris,

                                                                                      Great ambush. Long time coming. You're quite the old timer too!

                                                                                      Much love,
                                                                                      Leslie
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                                                                                      • HAPPYPEEKERS
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                        • 7566

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Ohhh I cant wait to hear all of these answers..


                                                                                        ** another question .....

                                                                                        Chris are you going to Miami so I can beat you in poker this year??? :-P
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                                                                                        • Evil Chris
                                                                                          OG
                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 13249

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I'm listening to The King right now.


                                                                                          It PAYZE to post on GFY

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                                                                                          • Dirty F
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 59204

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by LeslieSharp
                                                                                            Hi Chris,

                                                                                            Great ambush. Long time coming. You're quite the old timer too!

                                                                                            Much love,
                                                                                            Leslie
                                                                                            He stays young by not working too hard. Affiliates hitting you up all can make you so tired. Ignoring keeps you young.

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                                                                                            • Kenny B!
                                                                                              Confirmed Abuser
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 5718

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Great questions, I want to hear the answer to which he prefers more, golf or boobs... even though I already know the answer.... sorry Steph he lies:-)
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                                                                                              • Ray@TastyDollars
                                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                                • 6797

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                cant wait to read this one!

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                                                                                                • LAJ
                                                                                                  Gingerific
                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 5567

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  My god save the hate for Chris in another thread.

                                                                                                  Chris... man do we go back a long ways. Enjoy your ambush... I'll be reading this one!
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                                                                                                  • Platinum Dave
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2001
                                                                                                    • 2441

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Chris is good peeps!!!


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