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  • RRRED
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6754

    #1

    Alright... let's hear your philipenes stories.. bring em on!

    It looks like I'm going and still a little nervous!

    In LA I heard opposing opinions of the safety there, the weather, certain little things I need to know about their customs etc, and way too many stories of what can happen if I get stuck in the wrong neighborhood.

    Nick sent me some gorgeous pics though.

    And .. the whole security guard thing media said women have to have them.. Is this really true?

    Spill your guts guys!
  • FreeHugeMovies
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2001
    • 14141

    #2
    The only bad stories are the outsourcing ones. =]

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    • TDF
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      • Mar 2002
      • 27296

      #3
      tuktuktutktuk
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      • tenderobject
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        • Dec 2004
        • 11688

        #4
        forget about the goverment.


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        • Machete_
          WINNING!
          • Oct 2002
          • 14579

          #5
          I once lost a cockfight with a guy from the philipenes .. he had like a GIANT 4 inch dick

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          • Anthony
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            • Feb 2001
            • 9653

            #6
            Originally posted by RRRED
            It looks like I'm going and still a little nervous!

            In LA I heard opposing opinions of the safety there, the weather, certain little things I need to know about their customs etc, and way too many stories of what can happen if I get stuck in the wrong neighborhood.

            Nick sent me some gorgeous pics though.

            And .. the whole security guard thing media said women have to have them.. Is this really true?

            Spill your guts guys!
            Just be alert. I'm sure Dee and his crew will take care of you.

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            • Anthony
              Keyboard Warrior
              • Feb 2001
              • 9653

              #7
              Originally posted by ebus_dk
              I once lost a cockfight with a guy from the philipenes .. he had like a GIANT 4 inch dick
              You like that big cock in your ass, don't you?

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              • RRRED
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 6754

                #8
                Originally posted by ebus_dk
                I once lost a cockfight with a guy from the philipenes .. he had like a GIANT 4 inch dick
                Don't give Anthony a complex!

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                • seeric
                  ..........
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 41917

                  #9
                  its jsut like the u.s. you owuldn't go hanging around in compton or nothing on purpose. i am sure that you will be safe. being out after dark takes some getting used to in foreign countries. there are places that the police won't even go. like anthony said, dee and crew will make sure you go through "greenbean" training i'm sure.

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                  • Pipecrew
                    Master of Gfy.com
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 14888

                    #10


                    Yeah dont go in the water.

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                    • Anthony
                      Keyboard Warrior
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 9653

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RRRED
                      Don't give Anthony a complex!
                      Yeah! 4 inches is like, alot to measure up too if your Filipino!

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                      • gornyhuy
                        Chafed.
                        • May 2002
                        • 18041

                        #12
                        Eat some Baloot or however you spell that....

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                        • Rui
                          web
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 9533

                          #13
                          I'm pretty sure you will be well taken care of ;)

                          Are you looking into check some new places or just going "business only" ;)

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                          • CuriousToyBoy
                            Crazy Aussie Bastard
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 16787

                            #14
                            1. NEVER trust a Filipino.

                            2. DON'T take women or children.

                            3. STICK with people who know the place.

                            4. BE nice to, but take NO shit from Trike drivers, street husslers etc etc

                            5. DO NOT give to begging children.

                            6. REMEMBER the locals will ALWAYS rip you off if given a chance.

                            The list is a long one, but you will love the place.

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                            • latinasojourn
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                              • Oct 2003
                              • 3191

                              #15
                              safety is good in major cities (manila, cebu, dumaguete, etc)

                              in southern provinces in rural areas you need to exercise some care if you are not a native (Mindanao, esp). there are NPA rebels, muslim extremists, etc. that don't necessary want to hurt you, but want your $, and will have no problem taking it from you by force. there have been a few kidnap for ransom situations.

                              do not carry many pesos, relax, and have a good time. 99% of flips are friendly and harmless.

                              take your sunblock, you are near the equator.

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                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323

                                #16
                                Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                Eat some Baloot or however you spell that....
                                Balut is some nasty shit...



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                                • Lycanthrope
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 4517

                                  #17
                                  Hmmm it has been almost 20 years since I have been there, but some of these probably still hold true:

                                  1) Mojo, Bullfrog and even large amounts of San Miguel or Redhorse beer have no effect on you until you stand up.
                                  2) If it smells like fish, eat all you wish, but if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
                                  3) Trike tackling, though fun, is frowned upon and you may get stabbed with a local street vendor's barbecue sticks as punishment.
                                  4) Playing basketball with chickens will cost you roughly 100 pisos per.
                                  5) The tagalog word for "love", mahal is the same as the word for "expensive".
                                  6) Don't swim in the rivers.
                                  7) If you think you should bribe or offer somebody something, you are probably correct.
                                  8) A butterfly is not a pretty winged insect.
                                  9) You should take full advantage of "cherry boy" staus and its associated discounts for as long as possible.
                                  10) Trobicin cures a lot of ills, but not all of them.

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                                  • BlackCrayon
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 19634

                                    #18
                                    i don't know why people want to visit there. stop hiring outsourced slave workers!
                                    you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                    • swedguy
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 7981

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Pipecrew


                                      Yeah dont go in the water.
                                      WTF is that?

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                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 38323

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Lycanthrope
                                        Hmmm it has been almost 20 years since I have been there, but some of these probably still hold true:

                                        1) Mojo, Bullfrog and even large amounts of San Miguel or Redhorse beer have no effect on you until you stand up.
                                        2) If it smells like fish, eat all you wish, but if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
                                        3) Trike tackling, though fun, is frowned upon and you may get stabbed with a local street vendor's barbecue sticks as punishment.
                                        4) Playing basketball with chickens will cost you roughly 100 pisos per.
                                        5) The tagalog word for "love", mahal is the same as the word for "expensive".
                                        6) Don't swim in the rivers.
                                        7) If you think you should bribe or offer somebody something, you are probably correct.
                                        8) A butterfly is not a pretty winged insect.
                                        9) You should take full advantage of "cherry boy" staus and its associated discounts for as long as possible.
                                        10) Trobicin cures a lot of ills, but not all of them.
                                        I wish somebody had have told me all of that the first time I walked off base at NAS Cubi Point back in 1976 - I can still remember the sights, the sounds, and oh yeah, the smells, as I crossed Shit River into Olongapo City.

                                        The 7th fleet was out, so there was like 5,000 hookers just waiting for me...

                                        Suddenly in the mood for some lumpia and barbeque...

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                                        • ry0t
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 4160

                                          #21
                                          You should really learn to spell. *philippines
                                          Last edited by ry0t; 11-26-2005, 03:21 PM.

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                                          • Lycanthrope
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                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 4517

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                            I wish somebody had have told me all of that the first time I walked off base at NAS Cubi Point back in 1976 - I can still remember the sights, the sounds, and oh yeah, the smells, as I crossed Shit River into Olongapo City.

                                            The 7th fleet was out, so there was like 5,000 hookers just waiting for me...

                                            Suddenly in the mood for some lumpia and barbeque...

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                                            Station Dito!

                                            That's where I was too. 1/2 time at Patrol Wind One, 1/2 time at this little shack half way between the strip and the hospital.

                                            Good times - I too can still small that disgusting mix of shit and diesel exhause. How I miss it...

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                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 38323

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Lycanthrope
                                              Station Dito!

                                              That's where I was too. 1/2 time at Patrol Wind One, 1/2 time at this little shack half way between the strip and the hospital.

                                              Good times - I too can still small that disgusting mix of shit and diesel exhause. How I miss it...
                                              I had it tough...I was stationed at a Staff Command in Japan, and had to go down to Cubi and Subic on inspections every month or so - basically an hour or two of work followed by two days of debauchery.

                                              Of course we would always leave back to Japan with a few cases of painted label San Miguel which would basically pay for our trip (typically I spent $40-$60 on a weekend, got laid 4-5 times and partied down to some kick ass cover bands that could play anything, while getting blasted on Mojo).

                                              Things only got dicey when one of my regular hookers caught me with another one of my regular hookers. We didn't have to worry about AIDS back then, just the Olongapo Ouch (aka the Osan Ouch in Korea).

                                              Times have changed, but it's still a lot of fun in the PI (Manila, Angeles City, etc)...

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                                              • SleazyDream
                                                I'm here for SPORT
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 41470

                                                #24
                                                i'm assuming bring the tixex and not my omega or bretling...........
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                                                • Dalai lama
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                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Enjoy your time and get to see as much as possible

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                                                  • Ross
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                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 18874

                                                    #26
                                                    One thing I didnt like about Manila was the smell on the street at night. They employ people to sort through rubbish bags to put stuff in bundles so they go to the correct place.


                                                    Dee has his own maid, driver and stuff so you'll be well taken care of like I was when he took me out there.

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                                                    • RRRED
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 6754

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ry0t
                                                      You should really learn to spell. *philippines
                                                      Yeah yeah yeah... I dont' have admin on gfy anymore so I post without checking for typos...


                                                      Sleazy wtf are you talking about?

                                                      Is the humdity similar to new orleans? is that why I keep hearing the smell is really bad?

                                                      What about the water? I learned my lesson HARD in cancun... same thing?

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                                                      • mayon
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                                                        • Jul 2005
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                                                        #28
                                                        the immigration guys are watching you!

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                                                        • Pornwolf
                                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 22712

                                                          #29
                                                          Nowadays if you get the Olongapo Ouch you have been blessed from above. They have shit in the PI that will kill you in 24 hours.
                                                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                          Webair, bitches.

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                                                          • Illicit
                                                            wtf ?
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 11895

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Pipecrew


                                                            Yeah dont go in the water.
                                                            hahahaha I got one of those wallets, I gave it to my gf when i came back once... picked it up at balikbayan in makati
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                                                            • xclusive
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                                                              #31
                                                              good luck and stay safe

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                                                                #32
                                                                Greenbelt, Eastwood City, Rockwell, and Gateway/Araneta are great places in the Metro. If you really want to experience the "Tropical Life" try Boracay or Buswanga for diving and great beaches. Enjoy your stay. MABUHAY (Filipino greetings).

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                                                                • Illicit
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                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 11895

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                                  Greenbelt, Eastwood City, Rockwell, and Gateway/Araneta are great places in the Metro. If you really want to experience the "Tropical Life" try Boracay or Buswanga for diving and great beaches. Enjoy your stay. MABUHAY (Filipino greetings).
                                                                  Im going to boracay for new years !
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Illicit
                                                                    Im going to boracay for new years !
                                                                    Right on. You'll love the sand. I was there 3 years ago. One of the best white sand beaches... Great restaurants, too.

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                                                                    • cams2chat
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                                                                      • Oct 2005
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                                      Greenbelt, Eastwood City, Rockwell, and Gateway/Araneta are great places in the Metro. If you really want to experience the "Tropical Life" try Boracay or Buswanga for diving and great beaches. Enjoy your stay. MABUHAY (Filipino greetings).
                                                                      Sound advice...Cebu is nice and Subic is OK. Angeles City can be fun but stay at hotels near the bar areas and avoid trikes. Old days picking up girls in streets and shops was fun. These days I worry about ages as its hard to be sure they are over 18. 30 year olds with baby faces and most foreigners cannot tell ....and younger that look old enough everywhere.

                                                                      I wear an Omega and go to the Phillipines often..... not a problem. One rule is dont get in a fight or anything like one with a Filipino. Just enjoy!

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                                                                      • BradShaw
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                                                                        • Oct 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Gooks everywhere I hear!


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                                                                        • BradShaw
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I heard Rick Latona is missing somewhere over there? If you see him, give him a kiss for me.
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                                                                          • seeric
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                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 41917

                                                                            #38
                                                                            i knew this would be a great thread!


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                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 23141

                                                                              #39
                                                                              That's not someplace I'm going anywhere in the near future..
                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                              • bdld
                                                                                $100,000
                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                • 11452

                                                                                #40
                                                                                i'd expect to get sick since you're not accustomed to the food, so bring a few extra barf bags.

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                                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by bdld
                                                                                  i'd expect to get sick since you're not accustomed to the food, so bring a few extra barf bags.
                                                                                  You can get the full on Western cuisine if that is what you seek. I prefer to experience countries that I visit to the fullest.

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                                                                                  • Brent_Moe
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                                                                                    • Nov 2005
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Just like other southeast Asian countries facing the pacific. This country is also famous for it's great beaches and scuba diving areas.

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                                                                                    • WiredGuy
                                                                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 34515

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      If you stick with Dee or Nick for the trip, you should be perfectly fine. Now if you're by yourself on the other hand.... well, don't be
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                                                                                      • NyLoS
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                                                                                        • Apr 2001
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Wow, I love to take the risk, I will be there on december 9, let me know who else was invited/will be there !

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                                                                                        • Linkster
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                                                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                          Suddenly in the mood for some lumpia and barbeque...

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                                                                                          that barbacue on a stick was fantastic - didnt know you could make dog and monkey meat taste so good

                                                                                          one other small tip - if theyre carrying a small machine gun directing traffic - its probably not a good idea to disobey their signals
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                                                                                          • NickB.
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                                                                                            • Aug 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            The Phillipines is by far the most beautifull country I have ever seen and Ive been around, RRRED No worries.... you will be more than safe!

                                                                                            The Islands here are extremely beautifull and 1 to 2 hour flights away

                                                                                            I love this country

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                                                                                            • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                              • Feb 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Are there any filipino porn sites? Does anyone do this niche?
                                                                                              Boner Money

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                                                                                              • gg1e21
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Nice bump

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                                                                                                • Bluewire Ross
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                                  Eat some Baloot or however you spell that....
                                                                                                  BALUT: a fertilised egg with a partially developed duckling, which is eaten boiled

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                                                                                                  • BlueWire
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Bluewire Ross
                                                                                                    BALUT: a fertilised egg with a partially developed duckling, which is eaten boiled
                                                                                                    mmmmmmm

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