Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

WOW !!!

What a miraculous recovery young Brooke has made after being hospitalized after the DVD player was cracked over her head by the model who hurt her ankle helping you move trailer parks after loosing your cell phone while recuing that young boy stuck in the well because he was chasing the car keys you threw at the dog that was pissing on your photocopier while Emily "cooked the man some eggs bitch" after she put super glue in the front door of your camper van because you got lost on your scooter after pawning your home phone to go to the McDonalds drive through for strawberry shakes and fries because you were too hungry to call us that afternoon.

Truly fucking remarkable.

;-)