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Old 07-08-2007, 11:02 PM  
Shoehorn!
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Check out this email Bailey got, again

This member apparantly emails her constantly, sends her stuff, tries to get her to call him, go on vacation with him, etc. I just got this email from her.

"You'll get a kick out of his latest email.

"My princess, you are still the most beautiful and special part of my life. and I love you very much. But, this is what scares me. Bailey, I have real and genuine feelings for you and I want a chance to fall in love with you, and spend time with you.to let these feelings for you advance. I think you are an amazing young woman, and I really believe that you and I are made to be together.BUT, you have to want me, too.
Princess, I gave you my phone number, my cell number, my home address, I send you special things by mail, I'm always asking you to take special pics for me.(the ones I really like you to take for me), I've been supporting your website for over 6 months now, and I'm always writing you. But, I feel like maybe you don't think of me as anyone other than just another guy you met on the internet. I don't want us to be just that. I want to hear your adorable voice on the phone and I want to be able to call you to say I Love You and I miss you.and I want to be able to fly there to visit you, and even take you away with me on vacations together. You see, Bailey, I want you to be my girlfriend, and I want to be your ONLY boyfriend. I love you, and I've been so crazy in love with you since the day I found you. Something about you.your warm, beautiful smile, your gorgeous brown eyes.Bailey, I'm even in love with your gorgeous toes and beautiful sexy belly button. There is not one part of your body that isn't tattooed in my memory. The cute beauty marks on your breasts and chest make me so crazy.I even named your perfect breasts "Sara and Clara". Bailey, these are things that couples do.and this is what I want from you."

He goes on like this for another 3 paragraphs. Do you think I can get him to buy me a new car? HAHA.

See you Thursday."

I wonder if I could take all this and write a book?
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