So this girl invited me over early in the morning yesterday...

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  • buddyjuf
    • Aug 2026
    #1

    So this girl invited me over early in the morning yesterday...

    I had only gotten like 7 hours of sleep (not enough for me)

    anyways, so we are having sex in her bed, and after about 45 minutes of going at it, my cellphone rings, and this mother fucker doesnt hang up after the 4th ring, but goes on to maybe 12-15 rings...

    I lost my erection and couldn't get it back up for the life of me afterwards, even when she was blowing, etc...

    first time this happens, and for the record, you should know that I am 20 years old.

    it bothered me that I couldn't perform,and just wanted to ask what you guys thought about it!

    any input appreciated

    thanx!
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    • pawsregd
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      • Jun 2005
      • 2290
      #2
      Oh boy, let the flaming begin

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        • BradM
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          • Dec 2003
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          She couldn't have been that hot.

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            • jacked
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                • nofx
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                    • Nismo
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                      • May 2002
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                      #6
                      i had something similar happen like 3 weeks ago. It sucks.
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                        • Jer
                          God is Brazilian
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 10601
                          #7
                          You shouldn't cheat your boyfriend with girls. Of course he was mad and wouldn't hung up!

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                            • xlogger
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                              • Jul 2004
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                              #8
                              wtf? You went numb?

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                                • Furious_Male
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                                  • Oct 2003
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                                  #9
                                  7 hours isnt enough sleep?
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                                    • Za Ha
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                                      • Oct 2001
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                                      #10
                                      7 hours of sleep is a TON

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                                        • Dirty F
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                                          • Jul 2001
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                                          #11
                                          You couldnt get a hardon because it was a girl. We all know that.

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                                            • Dirty F
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                                              #12

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                                                • johnnyhey
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                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                  #13
                                                  look on the bright side, you gave her a solid (no pun intended) 45 mins prior
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                                                    • QuaWee
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                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Franck
                                                      You couldnt get a hardon because it was a girl. We all know that.
                                                      lol, damn thats wrong
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                                                        • Kevsh
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                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 8619
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Furious_Male
                                                          7 hours isnt enough sleep?
                                                          He's French-Canadian, give him a break. They all usually sleep til noon on the weekends.

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                                                            • grumpy
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                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                              #16
                                                              i thought you were into guys, maybe thats the problem.
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                                                                • gornyhuy
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Turn off your cell when you are getting laid you numb nuts.

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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Next time, have the girl be the one who calls -- just for kicks --


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                                                                        • Jer
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                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 10601
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Franck

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                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 51692
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                      You couldnt get a hardon because it was a girl. We all know that.

                                                                                      Or maybe she wasn't that hot
                                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
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                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 51692
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Kevsh
                                                                                          He's French-Canadian, give him a break. They all usually sleep til noon on the weekends.

                                                                                          Noon ? Make that 3 pm... we love to sleep ! Sleeping is the best thing !
                                                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                    • phonesex
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                                                                                                      dude, you dick shrunk because the phone rang? dude, you got serious problems. i wonder what would happen if someone knocked on your door. Maybe your dick would fall off.

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                                                                                                        • phonesex
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by escorpio

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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              If your head falls off, your dick wont perform! Turn off your cell and fuck her in the ass!
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                                                                                                                • Lev
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                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                  • 3545
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  call her again and show her what Armenian sausages can do

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                                                                                                                    • tony299
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                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                      • 57021
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      how long it since you had eaten low blood sugar can make hard ons go bye bye

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                                                                                                                        • pornguy
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          That kind of thing happens when you are not really into women. Stick with men, and you most likely wont have that issue again.
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                                                                                                                            • adultchica
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Franck

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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by escorpio
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Sounds like a serious medical problem..I would go to the doctors asap

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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 41917
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          <cell phone launched through window into parking lot>
                                                                                                                                          yep, that about explains it
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  ROFL wait a second... metrosexuals have sex with females? i thought it was with each other.

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                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                                                                      that explains ;)

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                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          looking at some naked guys would have probably got it back up.

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                                                                                                                                                            • sonofsam
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                                                                                              anyways, so we are having sex in her bed, and after about 4.5 minutes of going at it, I lost my erection and couldn't get it back up for the life of me afterwards, even when she was blowing, etc...
                                                                                                                                                              there you go bro, i fixed it for you, you had a lot of typos in your original post

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                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by escorpio

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                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by escorpio

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  where did you know this girl?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Try a guy next time....That might solve your problems
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