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  • adultchica
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2005
    • 5141

    #1

    fuck it I'm just gonna masturbate

    Fuck it. Hubbys asleep on the damn couch, I've been drinking white russians...and I'm horny dammit...I'm just gonna fuckin masturbate now
  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    Congrats.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • phonesex
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2005
      • 3437

      #3
      adultchica, post a pic and I'll be right over.

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      • flashfreak
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 4396

        #4
        WOW - 1749 posts in 1 month !

        get a life..
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        • MadCat
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2002
          • 696

          #5
          adultchica = man.

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          • swedguy
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 7981

            #6
            Don't forget to post a link to the webcam. I will send you 900 virtual dollar.

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            • SmutGiant
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 4896

              #7
              fuck virtual dollars. it's all about the moon money.

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              • Jarmusch
                 
                • May 2003
                • 12479

                #8
                Good for you!

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                • calibra
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 4357

                  #9
                  Originally posted by adultchica
                  Fuck it. Hubbys asleep on the damn couch, I've been drinking white russians...and I'm horny dammit...I'm just gonna fuckin masturbate now
                  Enjoy!

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                  • calibra
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 4357

                    #10
                    Originally posted by adultchica
                    Fuck it. Hubbys asleep on the damn couch, I've been drinking white russians...and I'm horny dammit...I'm just gonna fuckin masturbate now
                    Enjoy!

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                    • Jarmusch
                       
                      • May 2003
                      • 12479

                      #11
                      Originally posted by flashfreak
                      WOW - 1749 posts in 1 month !

                      get a life..
                      Yeah no shit, imagine all the free time she would have to get drunk and masturbate if she didn't post so much.

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                      • PixeLs
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 11922

                        #12
                        Desperate situation calls for desperate measures.

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                        • Violetta
                          Affiliate
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 28735

                          #13
                          good decition! Enjoy!
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                          • adultchica
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 5141

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MadCat
                            adultchica = man.
                            I think it's funny I'm a female webmaster so I get asked to show tits, must be a man, show me your pussy blah blah blah


                            I don't want to do it cuz i'm a businesswoman ass holes.

                            I don't see you guys posting your cock pics on here when you talk about your fucking raging manhoods.

                            OH YEAH AND I came really hard mother fuckers.

                            Don't piss off a drunk woman....

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                            • adultchica
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 5141

                              #15
                              Originally posted by flashfreak
                              WOW - 1749 posts in 1 month !

                              get a life..

                              2 months almost 3 on the 1st of Dec gets your facts straight


                              Oh yeah and I post on here while I'm working. It's called NETWORKING.

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                              • Jarmusch
                                 
                                • May 2003
                                • 12479

                                #16
                                Originally posted by adultchica
                                Oh yeah and I post on here while I'm working. It's called NETWORKING.
                                I think that's called multitasking. If I posted here while I was actually working I wouldn't get anything done.

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                                • adultchica
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 5141

                                  #17
                                  Hey jarmusch good point. I'm still just a li'l buzzed. I haven't drank in almost 6 months, this shit is really hitting the spot. I was so damn horny I thought I was gonna die.

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                                  • adultchica
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 5141

                                    #18
                                    Turkey day=hellish in laws

                                    Had to get a little fucked up tonight haha

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                                    • MadCat
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 696

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by adultchica
                                      Oh yeah and I post on here while I'm working. It's called SIGWHORING.


                                      Fixed it for you.

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                                      • Ace-wtf
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2005
                                        • 2983

                                        #20
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                                        • sumphatpimp
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 5235

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by adultchica
                                          I think it's funny I'm a female webmaster so I get asked to show tits, must be a man, show me your pussy blah blah blah


                                          I don't want to do it cuz i'm a businesswoman ass holes.

                                          I don't see you guys posting your cock pics on here when you talk about your fucking raging manhoods.

                                          OH YEAH AND I came really hard mother fuckers.

                                          Don't piss off a drunk woman....

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                                          • DamageX
                                            Marketing & Strategy
                                            • Jun 2001
                                            • 14293

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by flashfreak
                                            WOW - 1749 posts in 1 month !

                                            get a life..
                                            I've done more, but not on this board. Somehow I can't relate to all the stupidity spewed out on here... A few gems here and there, but a lot of crap inbetween.
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                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271

                                              #23
                                              nice to hear some ladies here are not ashamed to tell what they feel.
                                              Just go on with your masturbation girl. Keep us informed if your husband will be fucking you.

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                                              • gangbangjoe
                                                Ronin
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 17693

                                                #24

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                                                • tranza
                                                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 57559

                                                  #25
                                                  ow congrats
                                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                                  • mikeet
                                                    this & that
                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 5365

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by adultchica
                                                    Fuck it. Hubbys asleep on the damn couch, I've been drinking white russians...and I'm horny dammit...I'm just gonna fuckin masturbate now
                                                    pics pics pics please

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                                                    • adultchica
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                      • 5141

                                                      #27
                                                      lmao at the post pics. You guys are so bad lol. POST YOUR COCK PIC lol

                                                      damn buzzing early in the morning is weird

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                                                      • Oracle Porn
                                                        Affiliate
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 24433

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by adultchica
                                                        Fuck it. Hubbys asleep on the damn couch, I've been drinking white russians...and I'm horny dammit...I'm just gonna fuckin masturbate now
                                                        Originally posted by adultchica
                                                        i'm a businesswoman
                                                        funny...


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                                                        • JamesK2
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 6589

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                          funny...
                                                          Businesswomen don't fuck/masturbate? Good to know

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                                                          • ServerGenius
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 9377

                                                            #30
                                                            I'm drunk and I'm going to masturbate now......
                                                            ok....
                                                            I'm a businesswoman, I don't post pics.
                                                            yah right...sure
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                                                            • ServerGenius
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 9377

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                              funny...
                                                              You beat me to it
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                                                              • adultchica
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Sep 2005
                                                                • 5141

                                                                #32
                                                                awwww you guys are being ass holes this morning

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                                                                • mikeet
                                                                  this & that
                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                  • 5365

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by adultchica
                                                                  You guys are so bad lol.

                                                                  damn buzzing early in the morning is weird
                                                                  Yes we are and i've always liked a good buzz in the mornin

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                                                                  • JoeMeca
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                                    • 2266

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Ace-imlive
                                                                    here a gift for you

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                                                                    unless she has a dick i dont think she is going to need that

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                                                                    • adultchica
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 5141

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Don't worry I already got off

                                                                      I think i need to avoid GFY when drinking ...I have gotten toasted this morning.

                                                                      I'm taking it in stride though...I think it's funny. Guess it was my turn to get ragged on

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                                                                      • Th!nk
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2005
                                                                        • 6996

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by JoeMeca
                                                                        unless she has a dick i dont think she is going to need that
                                                                        i was thinking the same way and was about to say that...LOL

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                                                                        • gangbangjoe
                                                                          Ronin
                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 17693

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by adultchica
                                                                          awwww you guys are being ass holes this morning


                                                                          making threads about how horny you are is so 1337




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                                                                          • jact
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                            • 9134

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Take a look at some of adultchica's posts guys, I'm not sure a guy could pretend to be so flighty. "I'm a business woman"? But you'll post threads about masturbating and drinking alone? Pretty sad.
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                                                                            • J-$
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                              • 2090

                                                                              #39
                                                                              fuck wish I had a pic of my cock right now so I could shut her up :\ sorry guys

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                                                                              • gangbangjoe
                                                                                Ronin
                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                • 17693

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by J-$
                                                                                fuck wish I had a pic of my cock right now so I could shut her up :\ sorry guys

                                                                                i still got the one you sent me honey



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                                                                                • Godsmack
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                  • 4525

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by adultchica
                                                                                  Fuck it. Hubbys asleep on the damn couch, I've been drinking white russians...and I'm horny dammit...I'm just gonna fuckin masturbate now
                                                                                  Damn, and i was ABOUT to start masturbating, but i can't stand the thought you are doing it at the same time as me!
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                                                                                  • Adultnet
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                    • 8713

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                                    Good for you!
                                                                                    yeah ..


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                                                                                    • ronbotx
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 1634

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by adultchica
                                                                                      Fuck it. Hubbys asleep on the damn couch, I've been drinking white russians...and I'm horny dammit...I'm just gonna fuckin masturbate now
                                                                                      Standby while we alert the media....

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                                                                                      • loverboy
                                                                                        When it rains, it pours
                                                                                        • May 2003
                                                                                        • 20609

                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        enjoy!

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                                                                                        • alexg
                                                                                          IL4L.com
                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 11287

                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • OG LennyT
                                                                                            Wall Street Pimp
                                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                                            • 14345

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by adultchica
                                                                                            I think it's funny I'm a female webmaster so I get asked to show tits, must be a man, show me your pussy blah blah blah
                                                                                            I don't want to do it cuz i'm a businesswoman ass holes.
                                                                                            I don't see you guys posting your cock pics on here when you talk about your fucking raging manhoods.
                                                                                            OH YEAH AND I came really hard mother fuckers.
                                                                                            Don't piss off a drunk woman....

                                                                                            Originally posted by adultchica
                                                                                            I don't want to do it cuz i'm a businesswoman ass holes.
                                                                                            good grief
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                                                                                            • Dalai lama
                                                                                              Strength and Honor
                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 16540

                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • Downtime
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                                • 7320

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                i hate white russians

                                                                                                oh, and i think everyone's been to that point
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                                                                                                • Donny
                                                                                                  As you wish...
                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                  • 13754

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Why is everyone inferring that a business woman can't get drunk and masturbate? Is that okay for a businessMAN? Alrighty then... it's okay for a businessWOMAN too.

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                                                                                                  • OG LennyT
                                                                                                    Wall Street Pimp
                                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                                    • 14345

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                                                                    Why is everyone inferring that a business woman can't get drunk and masturbate? Is that okay for a businessMAN? Alrighty then... it's okay for a businessWOMAN too.
                                                                                                    thats far from the point....


                                                                                                    The real point is she is getting all hyper and angry and calling names and shit and then, in the same paragraph, says 'I'm a businesswoman assholes.'

                                                                                                    Just giving Chica some GFY love this morning.
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