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that lucky day, its benefits and the unique opportunity it presents has been an integral part of my plan to rob a federal reserve bank, take 30 hostages and then take a plane out of the country to a safe haven with no extradition treaties to forever live a life of ease and luxury, surrounded by beautiful, naked young lesbians, who can't stop playing with each other or begging me to participate while we fuck on piles of cash and cocaine, to the end of my days.
i will have my fingers crossed, wear my lucky hat, wear my lucky t-shirt, have my rabbits foot in my pocket and as a precaution, since i am not really superstitious, i will be praying to the patron saint of armed robbery and hot lesbians.
wish me luck
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