just like the title states, be creative!
1. gerbil
2. duct tape
3. condoms
1. gerbil
2. duct tape
3. condoms
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1. Lube
2. Baseball bat
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I would rather buy those items instead of always having to rush into Ralph's on shooting days and buying boxes of douches.
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duct tape
tarp
shovel
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Panties
Barry Manilow CD
Cucumbers
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Cucumber
Lube
Butcher's Knife
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Hmmmm
what would freak them....the things that come to my mind are.....
sleeping pills, axe and painters plastic sheets.
duck tape would probably fit right along in there as well. LOL
that could possibly get a funny look by the cashier?Comment
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haha alright ill throw in another one
1. KY Jelly
2. Kleenex
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A dog cage, a leech and...diapers
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A shotgun
A city map
The Book "How To Kill A Rock Star"Comment
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Sweet alcohol, candy and lube
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Rope
A crime novel with a really fucked up title
and a knife★★★
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barbie doll
candy
trenchcoat
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panties
wig
a hunting knifeSomeone finds you...
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3 - baaaah - i can do it with 2
toilet paper
exlax
and an URGENT look on your faceThis dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Originally posted by diggy
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huge peperroni stick
xxl condoms
lube
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condoms
Jock itch medicine
hemmroid cream
.. gotta add diarrhea suppositories
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some KY
a turkey baster
home enema kit (from the pharmacy)Comment
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a jar of vaseline
a plunger
paper towels
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I bought a box of 12 gauge shells and some tighty whiteys once.
How can you not love a place like that?
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condom
lube
and maxi pads
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Sell Patches & Pills •Comment
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handcuffs
magazine about photography of children
lub/condomsComment
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you sick bastardOriginally posted by CrazyoneComment
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rat poision
coffee creamer
white cake mix
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a black ski mask
heavy duty wire cutters
flash light
huge black laundry bag
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Originally posted by SleazyDream
lol... best one so farComment
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Beer
Cigarettes
Pregnancy TestComment
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more fun
Prune Juice
Ex-lax
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what id do..is go up to the counter with my cart full of booze...beer some condoms and some cigarettes...and throw a box of diapers on top before i go through the checkout.
then id pretend i didnt have enough money, and make a long heart felt decision over the diapers and a bottle of vodka....then id toss the diapers and get the vodka.
now that would get some horrible staresTelegram PhoenixBrad
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3 Goldfish
bread crumbs
seasoned saltComment
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nice!Originally posted by Furious_Female
cough syrup
matches
bunsen burnerwww.chatcash.com ...coming soon!
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a 10 pound unsliced balogna roll from the deli
core tool
large tube of KY Jelly
Ask the cashier how long you should heat the balogna at 98.6 degrees so it will stay warm for at least 30 minutes.ICQ: 148.167.599Comment
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hunting knife
tarp
shovel
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US map
a box cutter
and a osama halloween mask
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Enema bag
Tiger Balm
lube
(This works best if you're dressed in semi-goth gear and just smile sweetly as these items are being rung up)
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This was a REAL shopping list...
I used to work at a car dealership and we needed the following things:
Latex gloves
Polaroid film
Peanut oil
Duct tape
I still laugh about it to this day, poor bastard didn't even think anything of it until the cashier laughed at him
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Originally posted by Screaming
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I'm not sure what I would buy.
But once my husband was in the Savon and he spotted a good deal on Fleet enemas.
So he grabbed several pack.
Than he spotted a great deal on All-Bran ceral and grabbed 2 boxes.
As he was walking to the cash register he found 12 packs of toilet paper on sale and grabbed 3 of them.
When he got back in the car he started talking about how the young cashier kept smirking at him. Later when I got home and seen what he purchased.... I busted a gut laughing.
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a frozen chicken (whole)
a tube of KY
a large cucumberComment
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My idea needs to be spread out over a few hours and preferably the same cashier:
Visit #1. Very calmly, buy 1 small mouse trap, cheese and murmur something about damn rodents
Visit #2. 1 very big mouse trap and more cheese. Look a little concerned.
Visit #3. Dog cage and big block of cheddar. Appear like you are very worried.
Visit #4. Shotgun and lots of ammo. Have a Dirty Harry look in your eyes and a bit of insanity.
Visit #5. Walk in like Arnie the Terminator and in a thick Austrain accent "Show me where your dynamite is please."
Visit #6. The next day. Ask if they can spare an empty jewellery box (i.e. something very small) and sheepishly ask if they sell headstones ... very tiny ones
Okay, it's late. I think better after breakfast...Comment
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Ski mask
Shot gun
duct tapeComment
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1. Razor blades
2. Five boxes of band-aids
3. Painkillers
1. Garbage bags
2. Tape
3. A few gallons of bleach
1. Hair clippers
2. WigComment
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A Butcher Knife
A Bottle Of Lemon Juice
A ShotgunComment
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Originally posted by shermsshack I like it
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