Things you can "ONLY" get away with saying, at Thanksgiving

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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    Things you can "ONLY" get away with saying, at Thanksgiving

    1. Wow, talk about huge breasts!

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. It's Cool Whip time!

    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Just spread the legs open, and stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

    19. How long do I beat it before its ready?
  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18648

    #2
    20. Why has grandma passed out and started drooling into her soup?
    I like turtles.

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    • Tanker
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2000
      • 9287

      #3
      I like the first one!

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      • sonofsam
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 18648

        #4
        21. Get your hand off of my thigh, we're cousins for gods sake
        I like turtles.

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872

          #5
          Originally posted by sonofsam
          21. Get your hand off of my thigh, we're cousins for gods sake

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          • sonofsam
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 18648

            #6
            22. You lied mom... you said if i came to aunt susies house for thanksgivings, that she would invite david hasslehoff
            I like turtles.

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            • Babagirls
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              • Feb 2001
              • 18812

              #7
              Originally posted by sonofsam
              21. Get your hand off of my thigh, we're cousins for gods sake




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              • Shoehorn!
                Die With Your Boots On
                • Oct 2003
                • 22872

                #8
                Originally posted by Tanker
                I like the first one!
                HAHA yeah, me too.

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                • Theo The Theologian
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 1099

                  #9
                  11. Just spread the legs open, and stuff it in.


                  You dirty sinful man.


                  I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                  • Shoehorn!
                    Die With Your Boots On
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22872

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                    22. You lied mom... you said if i came to aunt susies house for thanksgivings, that she would invite david hasslehoff

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                    • mikeet
                      this & that
                      • May 2005
                      • 5365

                      #11
                      11. Just spread the legs open, and stuff it in.

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                      • sonofsam
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 18648

                        #12
                        23-a. Mom, this part of the turkey looks like my girlfriends ___________
                        Last edited by sonofsam; 11-22-2005, 06:57 PM.
                        I like turtles.

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                        • sonofsam
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 18648

                          #13
                          23-b. Do you mind if i borrow the turkey for 10-15 minutes?
                          I like turtles.

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                          • Shoehorn!
                            Die With Your Boots On
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22872

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sonofsam
                            24. Do you mind if i borrow the turkey for 10-15 minutes?
                            25. I ejaculated in the gravy.

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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15
                              Sopranos time.

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                              • sonofsam
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 18648

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                Sopranos time.
                                Tony's wife dies in this episode, she gets hit by a charter bus
                                I like turtles.

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                                • Theo The Theologian
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 1099

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                  Tony's wife dies in this episode, she gets hit by a charter bus

                                  Praise You Brother Berkowitz!


                                  I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                  • gornyhuy
                                    Chafed.
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 18041

                                    #18
                                    26. If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, i'd of stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!

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                                    • reed_4
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 9640

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                      26. If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, i'd of stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!

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                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 38323

                                        #20
                                        Anyone want second helpings?

                                        Just reach in and grab the giblets.

                                        I'm in the mood for a little dark meat! (yeah, I know someone did a variation on that already)

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