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  • SmutGiant
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    • Oct 2003
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    #1

    Anybody here speak spanish?

    I sent this e-mail to my senorita that I met while I was away a couple of weeks ago. She doesnt speak any english. I used Altavista's Babelfish translator for this... I practically failed french class in high school because of this piece of shit translator... what I want to know is, does what I wrote here make any sense... thanks

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    Hi *******,

    Estoy utilizando un traductor del Internet para escribir esto. Puede ser que no sea el 100% perfecto. Espero que usted inmóvil entienda.

    No puedo beleive él he sido ya más que una semana puesto que estaba en Panamá. Las semanas pasan cerca como días aquí. La falto allí y espero ir detrás un cierto día pronto. También gracias por los buenos tiempos que teníamos juntos. La mejor parte de ir a Panamá. Deseo que habría podido permanecer con usted allí más de largo. Todavía uso la pulsera cada día. ¿Cómo está todo con usted? ¡Hablaré con usted pronto!

    Love,
    Andrew

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  • sexxxydesign.com
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    #2
    hahah it wont work.. past it in english and i will translate it for you

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    • sexxxydesign.com
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      #3
      paste it i mean LOL its 6am here.. dont expect miracles

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      • SmutGiant
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        #4
        Originally posted by sexxxydesign.com
        hahah it wont work.. past it in english and i will translate it for you
        Hi Vanessa,

        I can't beleive it has already been more than a week since I was in Panama. Weeks pass by like days here. I miss it there and hope to go back some day soon. Also thank you for the good times we had together. The best part of going to Panama . I wish I could have stayed with you there longer. I still wear the bracelet every day.

        How is everything with you? I will talk to you soon!

        Love,
        Andrew

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        • SmutGiant
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          #5
          also tell her to disregard the other email because i got somebody to translate please.. thanks

          I have a feeling this long distance/language barrier thing is not gonna work

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          • sexxxydesign.com
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            #6
            Hola Vanessa,

            No puedo creer que ya haya pasado mas de una semana desde que estuve en Panama, las semanas pasan como si fuesen dias aqui, Extraño Pnama y espero retornar pronto, tambien queria agradecerte por los buenos momentos que pasamos juntos, La mejor parte de ir a Panama !! Me hubiese gustado quedarme contigo mas tiempo, Todabia uso la pulsera todos los dias.!

            Como esta todo contigo? Te hablare pronto!

            Con Amor
            Andrew

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            • sexxxydesign.com
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              #7
              let me add the thing about the prior email.. lol
              just add this at the end

              P.D: Disculpa el email anterior, ahora consegui que alguien que habla español me lo tradusca mejor!

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              • SmutGiant
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                #8
                Originally posted by sexxxydesign.com
                let me add the thing about the prior email.. lol
                just add this at the end

                P.D: Disculpa el email anterior, ahora consegui que alguien que habla español me lo tradusca mejor!

                sweeet! thanks a lot man, mucho gracias

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                • You Forgot Poland
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                  #9
                  No habla.

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                  • Gentle_Ben
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                    #10
                    Viva Español!
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                    • sexxxydesign.com
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                      #11
                      No problem at all !!.. just remember me next time you need design services LOL heheheh i love to spam...

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                      • sexxxydesign.com
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                        #12
                        EDIT.. somehow it got posted twice.. sorry
                        Last edited by sexxxydesign.com; 06-27-2007, 01:50 AM. Reason: double post

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                        • SmutGiant
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                          #13
                          hehe will do.. i've yet to use an outside design service but if i do i'll keep you in mind

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                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by SmutGiant
                            I still wear the bracelet every day.
                            When do you get off house arrest?



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                            • sexxxydesign.com
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                              #15
                              hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaa hahaha hahahaha LOL

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                              • SmutGiant
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                When do you get off house arrest?



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                                I wasn't supposed to tell anybody we were playing good cop bad cop! haha...

                                all kidding aside, she gave me this bracelet that i was told means good luck in their culture...

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                                • SmokeyTheBear
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                                  • Jun 2004
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                                  #17
                                  that other guy that translated for you was making a joke i hope you didnt send that email.

                                  he said you wanted to molest farm animals with her father while drinking fermented pigs blood..
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                                  • SmutGiant
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                    that other guy that translated for you was making a joke i hope you didnt send that email.

                                    he said you wanted to molest farm animals with her father while drinking fermented pigs blood..
                                    shit, i was gonna save that for the second or third e-mail. didn't wanna come on too strong

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                                    • bl4h
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                                      #19
                                      spare me

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                                      • SmokeyTheBear
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                        shit, i was gonna save that for the second or third e-mail. didn't wanna come on too strong
                                        hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                        • Gentle_Ben
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                                          #21
                                          hahaha this thread is jokes. yo, you have to update us with her return mail!
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                                          • virgostan
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                                            #22
                                            блять! нахуй вам этот испанский! говорите по-русски!
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                                            • TBrown
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                                              #23
                                              que?



                                              mcbrown

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                                              • everestcash
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by virgostan
                                                блять! нахуй вам этот испанский! говорите по-русски!
                                                ellos no pueden hablar russo

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                                                • sexxxydesign.com
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                                                  #25
                                                  hey the traslation was fine.. anybody with a master's degree in french can understand it

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                                                  • baddog
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                    Hi Vanessa,

                                                    I can't beleive it has already been more than a week since I was in Panama. Weeks pass by like days here. I miss it there and hope to go back some day soon. Also thank you for the good times we had together. The best part of going to Panama . I wish I could have stayed with you there longer. I still wear the bracelet every day.

                                                    How is everything with you? I will talk to you soon!

                                                    Love,
                                                    Andrew
                                                    man . . . this thing reeks of desparation.

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                                                    • Gentle_Ben
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                                                      #27
                                                      y tu que sabes?
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                                                      • SmutGiant
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                                        man . . . this thing reeks of desparation.
                                                        haha, well i just wanted something simple to translate... let's just say the good times mentioned were really fucking good times

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                                                        • SmutGiant
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Gentle_Ben
                                                          hahaha this thread is jokes. yo, you have to update us with her return mail!
                                                          well she hasn't replied yet... she happen to be on vacation in panama from another south american country... she was staying at a hotel about two hours away from the resort i stayed at... i happen to venture off and met her at a club/bar... i spent my last two nights there with her... she was on her way to italy the same day i came back to toronto... do they have internet in italy? lol...

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                                                          • sexxxydesign.com
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                                                            #30
                                                            where was she from?

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                                                            • SmutGiant
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by sexxxydesign.com
                                                              where was she from?
                                                              columbia

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                                                              • baddog
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                haha, well i just wanted something simple to translate... let's just say the good times mentioned were really fucking good times
                                                                "I can't beleive it has already been more than a week since I was in Panama. Weeks pass by like days here."

                                                                Come on.

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                                                                • SmutGiant
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                  "I can't beleive it has already been more than a week since I was in Panama. Weeks pass by like days here."

                                                                  Come on.
                                                                  haha yeah... oh well...

                                                                  what would you have said different if this was your senorita?

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                                                                  • aico
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hello ******,

                                                                    I have some bad news. The Doctors report has come back and it doesn't look good, all results are positive.

                                                                    I am writing you and the 1,000 other women and 450 boys I had sex with that week to let you know that you should get yourself tested as soon as possible. I hope this letter does not come to you at a bad time, and I regret having to write it to you. Please tell your sister the news for me also, as I forgot her email address.

                                                                    Hope all is well,

                                                                    Andrew

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                                                                    • Shey
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                      columbia
                                                                      LoL, you mean Colombia? Damn, she must be hot. I am from Panama and I'll say it myself even if it means being hated by my people. Colombian women are the FINEST women in Latin America, they define "Hot Latinas".

                                                                      Speaking of which, Panama is known for their Colombian Hooker population. You sure she wasn't in a tour of duty??? (not hating, just curious)
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                                                                      • porntertainment
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Hola Vanessa,

                                                                        Tu es una caliente chica. Soy grandes culo.

                                                                        Adios,
                                                                        Andrew

                                                                        That's about as good as my spanish gets. It's probably gibberish!

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                                                                        • SmutGiant
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Shey
                                                                          LoL, you mean Colombia? Damn, she must be hot. I am from Panama and I'll say it myself even if it means being hated by my people. Colombian women are the FINEST women in Latin America, they define "Hot Latinas".

                                                                          Speaking of which, Panama is known for their Colombian Hooker population. You sure she wasn't in a tour of duty??? (not hating, just curious)
                                                                          god i hope not... i went down south... and didnt use protection the second night... she actually told me she loved me (one of the only things she could say in english) and she asked for my physical address and i gave it to her... oops...

                                                                          this is the only time in my life i ever went "no dome"... gonna make going to the doctor a priority this week...

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                                                                          • Shey
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                            god i hope not... i went down south... and didnt use protection the second night... she actually told me she loved me (one of the only things she could say in english) and she asked for my physical address and i gave it to her... oops...

                                                                            this is the only time in my life i ever went "no dome"... gonna make going to the doctor a priority this week...

                                                                            Umm, for your sake, I really, really hope you are joking. In Panama they give Colombian Hookers permits to come and work for 3 months at a time. All of the strip clubs/hooker bars are full of them. I actually think it's illegal for Panamanians to work there. And don't ask me how I know all of this.

                                                                            Erm, well, good luck I guess
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                                                                            • SmutGiant
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              i'm scared

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                                                                                • baddog
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                                  god i hope not... i went down south... and didnt use protection the second night... she actually told me she loved me (one of the only things she could say in english) and she asked for my physical address and i gave it to her... oops...

                                                                                  this is the only time in my life i ever went "no dome"... gonna make going to the doctor a priority this week...
                                                                                  Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                                  i'm scared
                                                                                  you should be

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                                                                                  • sexxxydesign.com
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by porntertainment
                                                                                    Hola Vanessa,

                                                                                    Tu es una caliente chica. Soy grandes culo.

                                                                                    Adios,
                                                                                    Andrew

                                                                                    That's about as good as my spanish gets. It's probably gibberish!

                                                                                    Not Gibberish but almost.. back to english you said..

                                                                                    Hello Vanessa

                                                                                    You is one Girl Hot, I am big Ass

                                                                                    Bye
                                                                                    Andrew

                                                                                    In spanish is even funnier

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                                                                                    • Pornopat
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                                      god i hope not... i went down south... and didnt use protection the second night... she actually told me she loved me (one of the only things she could say in english) and she asked for my physical address and i gave it to her... oops...

                                                                                      this is the only time in my life i ever went "no dome"... gonna make going to the doctor a priority this week...
                                                                                      Jeez.....you are so fucking naive....

                                                                                      Read very well wat Shey is telling you and add that most Columbian girls do not have the money to go to Italy as a tourist....She would go there to do the hooker thing. A columbian girl in Panama....Oh my.
                                                                                      Lucky for you Coulumbian girls tend to be very clean but there is a 99.9 no scratch that...100.0 percent chance that she is a hooker.
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                                                                                      • Rama
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Shey
                                                                                        LoL, you mean Colombia? Damn, she must be hot. I am from Panama and I'll say it myself even if it means being hated by my people. Colombian women are the FINEST women in Latin America, they define "Hot Latinas".

                                                                                        Speaking of which, Panama is known for their Colombian Hooker population. You sure she wasn't in a tour of duty??? (not hating, just curious)
                                                                                        I´m from Panama to, and I wont hate you for telling the true.
                                                                                        They are just HOT!
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