With apologies to David Lettermen, 10 questions you can expect senile ole Larry to ask Paris:
"What toothpaste did they have in prison?"
"What was it like being without your cell phone for 3 weeks?"
"What TV shows did you watch -- or did the home girls control the remote?"
"Did you get a chance to chat with the Crips or Bloods?"
"Top bunk or bottom?"
"Did you have any trouble getting an appointment with the prison manicurist?"
"Do you think that prison uniforms will become fashionable now?"
"Which did you prefer, the poach-baked duck galantine or Alaskan dungeness crab galette?"
"Did the warden ask for interior design tips for the cells?"
"Did you ever call any of the guards Jeeves by accident?"
