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  • pornguy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Mar 2003
    • 62910

    #1

    After this article, you have "Heard Everything" Check this out!

    ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE


    A MAN has been charged with having sex with his bike.

    Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel.

    Stewart has denied the accusation, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

    The 51-year-old bachelor was charged with the bizarre sexual offence after he was disturbed by the cleaner and her colleague in a private hostel in Ayr.

    The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees.

    Stewart had been living in the Aberley House hostel from October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan, Ayrshire.

    He moved after a separate sex complaint to which he has pleaded not guilty at Ayr Sheriff Court.

    Unemployed Stewart has now left Aberley House and is living in a flat in the centre of Ayr.

    Asked about the claim he was simulating sex with the bike, he said: "You'll need to ask the cleaners why they would say that.

    "It's a lot of rubbish, a lot of rubbish."

    His solicitor Gerry Tierney said last night: "My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously."

    A spokeswoman for the Aberley House hostel for the homeless said: "We cannot comment because of client confidentiality."


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  • TheDoc
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    • Jul 2001
    • 13827

    #2
    I don't know what's more f'ed up.. that he was having sex with a bike or that he may get into trouble for it.
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    • ADL Josh
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2007
      • 3026

      #3
      sadly I'm trying to picture how you could get any sort of pleasure out of a bike.
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      • dv2
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 286

        #4
        i just hope that bike is old enough to fuck or he is really screwed

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        • Devin
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2007
          • 121

          #5
          Why is that illegal? If I want to screw my bike, it should be my
          prerogative. Skate boards can get it too!

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          • DaddyHalbucks
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            • Feb 2004
            • 18975

            #6
            Bizarre, but I suppose it is possible.
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