hehe

**archer** · 08-04-2002, 05:56 PM

now that's funny! what an intro to the board.... rofl

**foe** · 08-04-2002, 05:56 PM

**Moose** · 08-04-2002, 05:58 PM

hahahaha

now that is funny

**Pipecrew** · 08-04-2002, 05:58 PM

Mrs R3 whatever just registered

**Houdini** · 08-04-2002, 05:58 PM

oh shit...hahahahah

**nocostporn** · 08-04-2002, 05:59 PM

-yawn- setup.. you guys can't even come up with good ideas anymore!

**Theo** · 08-04-2002, 06:00 PM

hahahahahhaahhaahahahahaha

**[Labret]** · 08-04-2002, 06:00 PM

I thought about pushing it further but I couldnt do it. I punked out.

**Theo** · 08-04-2002, 06:02 PM

R3K (9:51 PM) :
he may i have no idea i have not seen any but i don't think that i want to either

hehehehehehe

**Gary** · 08-04-2002, 06:03 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Dawgy** · 08-04-2002, 06:07 PM

hehe

**TDF** · 08-04-2002, 06:09 PM

i have adobe font folio 8

**roseyrid** · 08-04-2002, 06:12 PM

thats funny as shit, if my girl ever saw something like that she would freak out...thats why i dont let her use my computer!

**Frank W** · 08-04-2002, 06:24 PM

[/parody of New York Times Literary criticism section]

[Labret] = comedic genius

I haven't seen anyone as good in deftly transforming usually boring threads to comedic gold. Your troll pieces are fucking amazing [Canada, dogs, women, Israel, SleazyDream logo, etc]. Unlike what people would like to think, good trolling skills usually require a high level of intelligence, attention to detail, and sophistication. As a big USENET poster and reader, I've developed an eye for excellent trolling skills...and you are definitely in the top 5. Its not a put down...its one hell of a compliment. It takes intelligence and a fair understanding of human relations/egos how to "push buttons" and perform "psychic judo" with the target's words and past posts.

While I don't agree with your professed political/moral values, I believe that this is just part of your arsenal in pushing people to either 1) agree with extreme and pungent ideas [good for a laugh] or 2) bait and tease those who take themselves too seriously [just as funny but with a little more pathos]. People who don't understand your literary work may find it easy to "hate" you [see the the "hated webmaster" thread] but I for one see you as a refreshing breath of fresh air in an online forum where people worry too much as to who they might offend or what they are perceived as. There is a 40's - 50's Howard Roark like patina to your online attitude. You basically drive a huge 1950's gaz guzzling leviathan with gaudy fins, chowing down on bloody red steaks, belching diesel in the air while running down fur seals and PC era sensibilities. You are a walking satire of those who insist that we color within the lines and fine tune what we say.

Kudos! Looking forward to your future works!

**Fletch XXX** · 08-04-2002, 06:33 PM

Hell yeah.

That fuckin rules.

\m/

**foe** · 08-04-2002, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by roseyatrid
thats funny as shit, if my girl ever saw something like that she would freak out...thats why i dont let her use my computer!

I just told my girl about this thread over the phone she found it funny

**Turboface** · 08-04-2002, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by [Labret]
Labret (9:44 PM) : hey cop, you know where I can get a copy of fontfolio?
R3K (9:45 PM) :
sorry this is R3K's wife and I have no idea what you are talking about
Labret (9:45 PM) :
its in the gay porn... do you have access to that?
R3K (9:46 PM) :
i guess so i am on the computer
Labret (9:47 PM) :
I need all of the pictures of the two mexican guys with the sheep. And the donkey ones as well.
R3K (9:48 PM) :
I do not have any like that
Labret (9:49 PM) :
hmmm ok. Ill just ask him for them when he gets back. Thanks.
R3K (9:50 PM) :
ok does he really have pics of guys with sheep and donkeys?
Labret (9:51 PM) :
he better. I payed for them already.
R3K (9:51 PM) :
he may i have no idea i have not seen any but i don't think that i want to either

This is a perfect example of why I don't let my girl answer my ICQ messages - hehehe

**Ludedude** · 08-04-2002, 07:16 PM

**Pipecrew** · 08-04-2002, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by Frank W
[/parody of New York Times Literary criticism section]

[Labret] = comedic genius

I haven't seen anyone as good in deftly transforming usually boring threads to comedic gold. Your troll pieces are fucking amazing [Canada, dogs, women, Israel, SleazyDream logo, etc]. Unlike what people would like to think, good trolling skills usually require a high level of intelligence, attention to detail, and sophistication. As a big USENET poster and reader, I've developed an eye for excellent trolling skills...and you are definitely in the top 5. Its not a put down...its one hell of a compliment. It takes intelligence and a fair understanding of human relations/egos how to "push buttons" and perform "psychic judo" with the target's words and past posts.

While I don't agree with your professed political/moral values, I believe that this is just part of your arsenal in pushing people to either 1) agree with extreme and pungent ideas [good for a laugh] or 2) bait and tease those who take themselves too seriously [just as funny but with a little more pathos]. People who don't understand your literary work may find it easy to "hate" you [see the the "hated webmaster" thread] but I for one see you as a refreshing breath of fresh air in an online forum where people worry too much as to who they might offend or what they are perceived as. There is a 40's - 50's Howard Roark like patina to your online attitude. You basically drive a huge 1950's gaz guzzling leviathan with gaudy fins, chowing down on bloody red steaks, belching diesel in the air while running down fur seals and PC era sensibilities. You are a walking satire of those who insist that we color within the lines and fine tune what we say.

Kudos! Looking forward to your future works!

Coles Notes for this Post: Labret please let me suck your dick

**mike503** · 08-04-2002, 07:21 PM

this is fucking hilarious

**Frank W** · 08-04-2002, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by Pipecrew

Coles Notes for this Post: Labret please let me suck your dick

As long as you don't bite too hard when the guy cums.

**Fro** · 08-04-2002, 07:25 PM

This is a great thread.

**kmanrox** · 08-04-2002, 07:28 PM

k-man approved!

**^R3K^** · 08-04-2002, 07:29 PM

Funny Shit

**bhutocracy** · 08-04-2002, 08:00 PM

hahahahahahah! funny shit.

**Va2k** · 08-04-2002, 08:29 PM

Sorry but I must say HOLY SHIT lmao First time in a long time I really laughed at what somone posted GOOD JOB mate

**Wildman** · 08-04-2002, 08:34 PM

LOL..... Very good

**Dreamman010** · 08-04-2002, 08:35 PM

hahahaha

good one!

**B40** · 08-04-2002, 08:52 PM

Haha funny.... duno what's funnier though...that or picturing Labret saying "hehe"

**Kimmykim** · 08-04-2002, 09:07 PM

Somehow I always pictured Labret as more of the John Galt type, rather than Howard, but I can see it. ;)

That is fucking funny as hell, except of course for the part where Pipsqueak chimes in with his uneducated, expectedly negative attempt at getting attention.

**TDF** · 09-13-2002, 08:54 PM

donkeys and sheep?

**Exxxotica** · 09-13-2002, 09:14 PM

nice!

**L0stMind** · 09-14-2002, 01:05 AM

Poor R3k.. wonder what the wife said when he got back??

**vegasdude** · 09-14-2002, 01:52 AM

last news.....

the bi@tch left him

**Jizar II** · 09-14-2002, 02:02 AM

Funny as hell!! hahahaha

**Aussie Rebel** · 09-14-2002, 02:08 AM

Fuckin Pisser

**BabeHunter** · 09-14-2002, 02:36 AM

funny stuff

**GTS Mark** · 09-14-2002, 02:59 AM

LOL! Nice!

DH

**Rex** · 09-14-2002, 03:10 AM

LMAO

**media** · 09-14-2002, 03:49 AM

Hahahaha OMG that is fucking great.. I woulda shit myself if someone typed that to my wife.. I never let her get my icq messages... she knows not even to answer the business line..

hahaha still laughing.. good shit labret

Media

**jimmyf** · 09-14-2002, 05:28 AM

Funny Funny Funny

**ServerGenius** · 09-14-2002, 05:34 AM

What if his wife had just sent them

DynaMite

**Moose** · 01-17-2003, 08:29 PM

This gets my vote for the classic Labret thread

ahaha
still cracks me up.

**Nysus** · 01-17-2003, 08:32 PM

That was gold.

Welcome back Labret. ;)

Cheers,
Matt

**SpaceAce** · 01-17-2003, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by Nysus
That was gold.

Welcome back Labret. ;)

Cheers,
Matt

08-04-2002

SpaceAce

**p1mpdogg** · 01-17-2003, 08:36 PM

ok this is sad.. digging up old labret threads to remember him by? thats gay.

**Nysus** · 01-17-2003, 08:38 PM

Ahhhh shit... So what...

I hate you for pointing out my flaws..

Cheers,
Matt

**SpaceAce** · 01-17-2003, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by Nysus
Ahhhh shit... So what... I hate you for pointing out my flaws..

Cheers,
Matt

My apologies. Next time I will let someone else do it

SpaceAce

**TDF** · 01-17-2003, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
ok this is sad.. digging up old labret threads to remember him by? thats gay.

i dont think anyone would want to dig up your threads to remember...

hehe

hehe

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