I am contractually obligated to God to tell you how much you suck.

Actually, I terminated your contract back in 1997. Just didn't get around to telling you.

Dude, if you don't get back to me on that prayer I sent you last night I'm gonna start some serious drama here on GFY

do that water into wine trick

It's a curse. I dunno how to get out of it.

Do any of you ever wonder what kind of action Jesus got? Was he 'blessed' with a huge cock? Was he bi? How was good ol' Mary Magdelane in the sack? What kind of freaky sex did they have back then?

Things that make you go hmmmmm....

Jesus didnt get any action Maura you fucking slut.

I don't remember hiring you... who are you? LOL

I'm just a fly in the ointment.

LOL....

But the chicks dig me.


BTW, have I told you how much you suck?






lol

You're just jealous I'm thinking of what Jesus is like in the sack instead of you! LOL!

After giving your prayer careful consideration, I've decided to grant you your wish.

Unfortunately, it'll severely hamper your chances of joining us here later after you cut loose the mortal coil.

Love the new site btw.

someone didn't get the memo, or was there even one?

y'all a bunch of sinners

What?
There's nothing about hamsters in the Ten Commandments! You can't just go around all the time making up new rules on the fly you know

Atheist Anthem Lyrics
Artist(Band):Leftover Crack

From high up on yer crucifix
You preach about my triple 6
You spit about my this and that
And yank away yer welcome mat
With a coupon jesus christ will save
So don't you christians misbehave
'cuz satan makes the list himself
And it's rotting on the warehouse shelf

And all the boys in the straight-edge scene
are in the basement huffing gasoline, they're
Dead, dead, dead, dead
their god is dead to me!
And when the laws of God just make ya pissed
You better become an atheist Your
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Your god is dead to me!

When the greed of man is not appeased
All will rot sick and diseased
Once again the fallen towers
The Tortured death of every hour
And at the toll of the final bell
You lead the righteous down to hell
When all the world is dead and gone
All I ask is bring me along!

And all the boys in the straight-edge scene
are in the basement huffing gasolinem they're
Dead, dead, dead, dead
their god is dead to me!
And when the laws of God just make ya pissed
You better become an atheist Your
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Your god is dead to me!

Nuclear Apox spells your doom
like the t.v. in your living room
each bomb kills a million dead
it melts yer skin and implodes yer head
And now you get your judgement day
You think you'll float up then away
But yer guilty just like everyone
You turn to ash when the burning's done

And all the boys in the straight-edge scene
are in the basement huffing gasoline
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Your god is dead to me!
And when the laws of God just make ya pissed
You better become an atheist You
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Your god is dead to me!

There's a hunger within you
a tapeworm deep inside
or maybe it's just cancer
the doctors can't decide
but yer stomach keeps on growning
as yer body wastes away
and yer getting ill & weaker
every single fucking day

we are alone
we are alone

BTW about the whole 'fleshlight gloryhole' thing...

A glory hole has a cock sticking out of it (anyone who's been the the toilets in The Night Cat will know this).

I think the fleshlight gloryhole thing should really be an 'anti-gloryhole'.

Come to think of it, antigloryhole.com could be a nice domain for you.

What about 'glory pocket,' 'glory den,' 'glory sleeve,' or 'glory gash?'

What about the names: glory pocket, glory den, glory sleeve, or glory gash?

More like a Roach on the Wall! oh yeah and