he tried the old dance and dash..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070618/...ap_dance_theft
A man who police say tried to steal a dance with a stripper was arrested. Jason T. Parrott, 20, was at the Lumberyard II on Saturday night and received eight lap dances, which cost $25 each, court records show.
He refused to pay and police were called.
Parrott was charged with fifth-degree theft and public intoxication.