Imponderables.. do you know the answers?

**Michaelious** · 06-01-2007, 01:57 PM

Lol i like it dude!

**SykkBoy** · 06-01-2007, 02:06 PM

Why are asteroids up in the hemisphere and hemorrhoids in your ass?

Why do they call the apartments when they are joined together?

**madawgz** · 06-01-2007, 02:16 PM

why havnt aliens blown up earth yet?

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 06-01-2007, 02:28 PM

because psychics are full of shit

because it's not abbreviated.. Abbr..

as for phonetic, i suppose you could find the answer in phonetics itself. it actually is spelt the way it sounds. if we're both speaking from the same engish dialect as one another that is..

ok, what do i win?

**StuartD** · 06-01-2007, 02:31 PM

Why does lisp have an S in it?

Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a drive way?

Why does the alarm have to go on to go off?

What happens if you are scared half to death twice?

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 06-01-2007, 02:37 PM

i could answer these all day, but i won't...

**lagwagon** · 06-01-2007, 02:38 PM

great thread

**TraZz** · 06-01-2007, 03:00 PM

StuartD stands for Stuart D Man!

**The Duck** · 06-01-2007, 03:06 PM

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

**J$tyle$** · 06-01-2007, 03:12 PM

ha! good stuff!

**woj** · 06-01-2007, 03:28 PM

heh, interesting stuff

**jayeff** · 06-01-2007, 04:03 PM

Okay, this is different because it does have an answer. I'm throwing it in to show off my memory: it was in a quiz at school 45 years ago

When are the arms of man, legs?

**carol.prime** · 06-02-2007, 11:27 AM

this thread will keep on going...
nice (non)sense post here....

hehehe!!!

**TTiger** · 06-17-2007, 02:04 PM

For you Jayeff RIP

**Phoenix** · 06-17-2007, 02:06 PM

why do you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway

**shekinah** · 06-17-2007, 04:37 PM

Some questions with no answers!

**SexualDragon** · 06-17-2007, 04:51 PM

if 7/11 is open 24 hrs, why are there locks of the doors?

**KRosh** · 06-17-2007, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by SexualDragon

if 7/11 is open 24 hrs, why are there locks of the doors?

2 reasons -

1 - they used to only be open 7-11
and

2- if they get robbed they have to lock the doors, not let anyone in the store and wait for Police

**SexualDragon** · 06-20-2007, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by KRosh

2 reasons -

1 - they used to only be open 7-11
and

2- if they get robbed they have to lock the doors, not let anyone in the store and wait for Police

**MikeB** · 06-20-2007, 03:50 PM

Cargo goes by ship, shipment goes by truck... (ala Gallagher).

Imponderables.. do you know the answers?

Imponderables.. do you know the answers?

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