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  • Jarmusch
     
    • May 2003
    • 12479

    #51
    50 religious surfers.

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    • broke
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 4501

      #52
      51 retards.... that can't read and have worse comprehension skills.
      Last edited by broke; 11-12-2005, 01:31 PM.
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      • Major (Tom)
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2003
        • 32492

        #53
        Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
        Dear *****@aol.com

        God spoke with me by telephone last night , and urged you to reconsider your cancelation. He had a meeting and coudn't speak with you personally , but he asked me to pass along this message to you. Infact i should elaborate, god told me to tell you that "other" adult websites are "sinfull" but as long as you continue your membership with our site , you will be assured a spot in heaven.. and all your previous sins will be forgiven.

        Yours truly duke.

        LOL
        Awesome!
        Duke

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        • Anya
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 437

          #54
          Originally posted by broke
          How is that even remotely the same????

          Did you even read the email?
          Yes broke, I did read it. My member canceled on me because of his 'finding God', yet later came back and rejoined.
          Sorry you don't see any similarity in the 2 situations.


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          • maxjohan
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2002
            • 7219

            #55
            Originally posted by Mike Okitch
            Dear former member,

            Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

            While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

            Truly Yours,

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            • Major (Tom)
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2003
              • 32492

              #56
              whats funny is they blame it on us, like its our fault we tempt them.

              duke

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              • Drake
                Hello world!
                • Mar 2003
                • 12508

                #57
                I'm convinced... what power other than God could make a man turn away from porn? he must be real, I've seen the light now too.

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                • nikki99
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                  • Nov 2004
                  • 23072

                  #58
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                  • CynthiaB
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 1274

                    #59
                    I thought he found GOD in a video on your website.

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                    • pushpills
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3700

                      #60
                      tell him CB's are the work of satin.

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                      • Babagirls
                        Text Writer
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 18812

                        #61
                        Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                        Dear *****@aol.com

                        God spoke with me by telephone last night , and urged you to reconsider your cancelation. He had a meeting and coudn't speak with you personally , but he asked me to pass along this message to you. Infact i should elaborate, god told me to tell you that "other" adult websites are "sinfull" but as long as you continue your membership with our site , you will be assured a spot in heaven.. and all your previous sins will be forgiven.

                        Yours truly duke.




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                        • Major (Tom)
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 32492

                          #62
                          Here is the latest:

                          Duke,

                          Never did I judge. It's not for me to do that, that's God's job. All I did was adhere to what the Holy Bible says: That I shall not set any wicked thing before my eyes. Now, you may ask....how is ghetto gaggers wicked.....the Bible also talks about not fornicating (having sex before marriage) and adultery (cheating). I'm sure the men you have performing in your ghetto gagger sessions are not married to the women they are perfoming with, thereby making it either fornication or adultery...which are sins (i.e. wicked), thus: I shall set no wicked thing before my eyes. I'm not judging you, wouldn't dream of it.....what sense would it make for me to do that when I had a membership to the website to begin with. But I do believe that we, as Christians, should adhere to the commandments of the Lord and follow the way of life that he's designed for us in his Word. Please don't take anything I've said to be a slam against ghetto gaggers, it's not. It's just that if I wish to grow my relationship with Christ, then I have to remove things from my life that would be displeasing to Him.

                          RG

                          This guy is a peice of work
                          Duke

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                          • emthree
                            Dialer Kingpin
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 10816

                            #63
                            I dont think god wrote the bible.
                            I could be wrong

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                            • broke
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 4501

                              #64
                              Originally posted by A_Fox
                              I've had the same experience with a member. He emailed, telling me how God didn't like what I was doing (tempting men to masturbate, the body is a temple, etc), said he'd pray for me, I should repent...

                              Anya
                              So you really think that unsolicited email telling you to repent is the same?

                              I used to have respect for 'content'. This guy cancelled and was asked, "why did you cancel. What could i do to keep you as a member?"

                              The answer was NOTHING and he gave his reason.

                              How is that remotely similar?


                              It's sad that Duke is playing games and trying to bait the guy... I expected more.
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                              • Anya
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 437

                                #65
                                Originally posted by broke
                                So you really think that unsolicited email telling you to repent is the same?

                                I used to have respect for 'content'. This guy cancelled and was asked, "why did you cancel. What could i do to keep you as a member?"

                                The answer was NOTHING and he gave his reason.

                                How is that remotely similar?


                                It's sad that Duke is playing games and trying to bait the guy... I expected more.
                                I'm really not sure why you're having a problem with what I said, broke. My member emailed me, saying he wanted to cancel because of his religious beliefs. Then he went on to preach to me about how I should change my 'wicked' ways, etc. If you'd read my first post, you'd have seen that I said he had canceled, then later rejoined, never mentioning again the reason he had canceled to begin with.

                                So to sum it up for you, sweetheart:

                                Duke's member canceled in the 'name of religion'.
                                My member canceled in the 'name of religion'.

                                I posted in Duke's thread because I did have a similar experience... a member canceled in the 'name of religion'.

                                I'm not sure what it is you're looking for here, broke... an argument, perhaps? If so, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to accommodate you.

                                Whether or not you 'respect content' is of no concern to me.

                                Oh, and God bless you!

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                                • PatrickKing
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 2096

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                  Here is the latest:

                                  Duke,

                                  Never did I judge. It's not for me to do that, that's God's job. All I did was adhere to what the Holy Bible says: That I shall not set any wicked thing before my eyes. Now, you may ask....how is ghetto gaggers wicked.....the Bible also talks about not fornicating (having sex before marriage) and adultery (cheating). I'm sure the men you have performing in your ghetto gagger sessions are not married to the women they are perfoming with, thereby making it either fornication or adultery...which are sins (i.e. wicked), thus: I shall set no wicked thing before my eyes. I'm not judging you, wouldn't dream of it.....what sense would it make for me to do that when I had a membership to the website to begin with. But I do believe that we, as Christians, should adhere to the commandments of the Lord and follow the way of life that he's designed for us in his Word. Please don't take anything I've said to be a slam against ghetto gaggers, it's not. It's just that if I wish to grow my relationship with Christ, then I have to remove things from my life that would be displeasing to Him.

                                  RG

                                  This guy is a peice of work
                                  Duke
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                                  • Major (Tom)
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 32492

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by PatrickKing
                                    God smiles on us!

                                    more importantly.. you make me smile pat. when are we getting together again for some liver carnage!

                                    Duke

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                                    • PatrickKing
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2096

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                      more importantly.. you make me smile pat. when are we getting together again for some liver carnage!

                                      Duke
                                      This weekend maybe , I got a raging chest/headcold , Im captain mucus lol.. I should be back in fighting shape this week, Im popin pills and sprays like a motherfucker lol.
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                                      • Major (Tom)
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 32492

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by PatrickKing
                                        This weekend maybe , I got a raging chest/headcold , Im captain mucus lol.. I should be back in fighting shape this week, Im popin pills and sprays like a motherfucker lol.

                                        fighting shape? thats pushing it LOL.
                                        lets hope the chest cold and headache goes away

                                        Duke

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                                        • PatrickKing
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 2096

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                          fighting shape? thats pushing it LOL.
                                          lets hope the chest cold and headache goes away

                                          Duke
                                          Dude .. once I beat out this cold I will be in fighting shape to fuck up a couple of girlscouts .. at least lol
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                                          • Major (Tom)
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 32492

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by PatrickKing
                                            Dude .. once I beat out this cold I will be in fighting shape to fuck up a couple of girlscouts .. at least lol

                                            lol!!
                                            you rock dude
                                            give me a call

                                            duke

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                                            • slavdogg
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 3570

                                              #72
                                              when did Jesus say porn is bad for you ??
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                                              • slavdogg
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 3570

                                                #73
                                                i got an idea why dont we start some church or some shit
                                                or convert these jesus freaks into jews,
                                                let them continue being religous, but be preached to that porn is good for them

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                                                • facialfreak
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 3018

                                                  #74
                                                  Duke ... you can become ordained for as little as $15 and a SASE in the back pages of many tabloids ....

                                                  What would RG have to say, if you emailed him back explaining that you ARE a man of the cloth, and it is OK ... even Jesus Christ masturbates!

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                                                  • Major (Tom)
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 32492

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by facialfreak
                                                    Duke ... you can become ordained for as little as $15 and a SASE in the back pages of many tabloids ....

                                                    What would RG have to say, if you emailed him back explaining that you ARE a man of the cloth, and it is OK ... even Jesus Christ masturbates!

                                                    i seriously need to become a reverand.

                                                    duke

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                                                    • broke
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 4501

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by A_Fox
                                                      So to sum it up for you, sweetheart:

                                                      Duke's member canceled in the 'name of religion'.
                                                      My member canceled in the 'name of religion'.

                                                      Anya
                                                      Odd that no one can see the difference between solicited and un-solicited email. Carry on though -- it's fun to watch the retarted.
                                                      Perfect Gonzo

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                                                      • Enema
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 599

                                                        #77
                                                        What's a "retart" ?

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                                                        • Anya
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 437

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by broke
                                                          Odd that no one can see the difference between solicited and un-solicited email. Carry on though -- it's fun to watch the retarted.
                                                          Odd, that you're so adamant in trying to prove a point to the extent that you'll call people you don't know (misspelled) names. Now please stop with the silly name calling, broke. It makes Baby Jesus very sad.
                                                          But I still like you

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                                                          • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 30307

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by broke
                                                            Odd that no one can see the difference between solicited and un-solicited email. Carry on though -- it's fun to watch the retarted.
                                                            Go choke and die on a fishbone idiot.

                                                            Go back, read the thread again. Appearently you are having some comprehension issues. I know how it is and how hard it is to realise the inability to comprehend. But in this case...

                                                            Thought I would just point it out to ya.

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                                                            • broke
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 4501

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                              Go choke and die on a fishbone idiot.

                                                              Go back, read the thread again. Appearently you are having some comprehension issues. I know how it is and how hard it is to realise the inability to comprehend. But in this case.
                                                              Clearly I"m the one with comprehension issues.

                                                              > Duke,
                                                              >
                                                              > To be perfectly honest with you, there is
                                                              > nothing you could have done
                                                              > with or on your web-site to keep me as a member.

                                                              I often start angry emails of a religous nature with...

                                                              "Duke,"

                                                              I also answer questions honestly as to how I could (or could not) be retained.

                                                              > To be perfectly honest with you, there is
                                                              > nothing you could have done
                                                              > with or on your web-site to keep me as a member.

                                                              I also thank the evil pornogrpher for the chance to share my thoughts

                                                              > appreciate this chance to share with
                                                              > you why I cancelled

                                                              Clown -- this has nothing to do with YOU (I know that's hard for a Kalifornian to understand) and isn't ANYTHING YOU HATE. Don't ask members questions in hopes of retention if you don't want all kinds of answers.
                                                              Last edited by broke; 11-14-2005, 09:57 PM.
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