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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24812

    #1

    Charlie & the Chocolate Factory

    The wife insisted we have a 'family day' earlier with the kids...so she rented Charlie & the Chocolate Factory on DVD.

    There's a few hours I'll never get back again.

    Normally I enjoy most Johnny Depp movies - but I thought this time his character was just too eerily close to being a cross between Michael Jackson and PeeWee Herman.

    Although I did chuckle when he blurted out, "Don't go touching that squirrel's nuts."

  • sickkittens
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    • Jul 2002
    • 25100

    #2
    I'm with you. I was disappointed when I saw it in the theater.

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    • Babagirls
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      • Feb 2001
      • 18812

      #3
      i will never subject myself to that "movie". the original is the shit!




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      • SilentKnight
        Megan Fox's fluffer
        • Oct 2005
        • 24812

        #4
        I must admit, though...it was kinda' cool that Burton cast Christopher Lee as Depp's father. Reminiscent of him using Vincent Price as his father/creator in Edward Scissorhands.

        And his nod to the late Stanley Kubrick was a nice touch, too.

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        • Headless
          Registered User
          • Jan 2001
          • 26727

          #5
          dude i bought that the other day when i was on all those meds and shit... havent watched it yet..

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          • SilentKnight
            Megan Fox's fluffer
            • Oct 2005
            • 24812

            #6
            Originally posted by Headless
            dude i bought that the other day when i was on all those meds and shit... havent watched it yet..
            Prolly better after downin' a few of those meds...

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            • BigCashCrew
              Registered User
              • Aug 2005
              • 3570

              #7
              I was pretty excited to see it, then afterwards I felt like I just wasted 2 hours of my life and 18 bucks. it was a disappointment.

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              • ssp
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 7990

                #8
                The new Charly and the Chocolate Factory was seriously disturbing! Was this movie even made for kids? I couldn't believe my eyes..

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                • evildick

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                  I must admit, though...it was kinda' cool that Burton cast Christopher Lee as Depp's father. Reminiscent of him using Vincent Price as his father/creator in Edward Scissorhands.

                  And his nod to the late Stanley Kubrick was a nice touch, too.
                  Christopher Lee is definately great to watch. I haven't seen him in this film yet, but I finally watched the new Star Wars the other day and Christopher Lee seemed like the only person on screen that knew what he was doing.

                  Even Samuel Jackson couldn't pull off a decent performance with the terrible job George Lucas did on that script.

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                  • tranza
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 57559

                    #10
                    Johnny Depp is a great actor
                    I'm just a newbie.

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                    • fatal attraction
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                      • Feb 2003
                      • 6522

                      #11
                      I've been wanting to see it, the first one was great!

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                      • PixeLs
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 11922

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tranza
                        Johnny Depp is a great actor
                        Well, I agree with you on that. Besides, somehow he's been typecasted with those types of roles already.

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                        • Doctor Dre
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 51692

                          #13
                          Originally posted by rayadp05
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                          • pornguy
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 62910

                            #14
                            I really liked the first movie. This one, I have not seen yet. And with some of the negative feed back, I am not sure that I will.
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                            • adultchica
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 5141

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                              The wife insisted we have a 'family day' earlier with the kids...so she rented Charlie & the Chocolate Factory on DVD.

                              There's a few hours I'll never get back again.

                              Normally I enjoy most Johnny Depp movies - but I thought this time his character was just too eerily close to being a cross between Michael Jackson and PeeWee Herman.

                              Although I did chuckle when he blurted out, "Don't go touching that squirrel's nuts."

                              We did that same thing, watched Charlie & the Chocolate Factory with the kids.

                              3 year old said it was "FREAKY"

                              Older kid said it was "FUNNY"

                              My husband said he liked it. I just said "I agree with the 3 year old".

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                              • spanky part 2
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 1981

                                #16
                                I didn't mind Depp, but the little muslim oompa loompa dude just was horrible casting.

                                What in the fuck were they thinking. He looked like Bin Ladens mini-me.

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                                • MikeSmoke
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 3241

                                  #17
                                  luckily i'm "too old" for it, it wasn't a big thing the first time around until i was already in my 20s or 30s. so my gf watched the video this afternoon, while i took a nap after the football game

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                                  • selena
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                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 7995

                                    #18
                                    We...me, the 18 year old, and the 9 year old all liked it.

                                    Then again, a 3 hour documentary called "Johnny Sleeping" would get my vote. ;)
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                                    • reed_4
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 9640

                                      #19
                                      I haven't watched that movie but I love all Johhny Depp's movies, most specially the pirates of the carribean.

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                                      • gecko
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                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 21846

                                        #20
                                        Didn't like it at all
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                                        • Rob
                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 13310

                                          #21
                                          I loved it.

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                                          • darnit
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 2439

                                            #22
                                            I only made it like 30 minutes into it and turned it off. Pretty uninspired imho. But great art direction as always from TB.

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                                            • Katrina
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                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 64

                                              #23
                                              I liked that movie. Like the fairy tale
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                                              • Screaming
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                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 18972

                                                #24
                                                I want to check it out.

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                                                • MandyBlake
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                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 17761

                                                  #25
                                                  i really enjoyed charlie and the chocolate factory.
                                                  it was great.
                                                  i think the biggest problem is that people see it assuming they're going to see a replica of the first movie with different actors. This is Tim Burton people....he wouldn't do a movie like that.
                                                  if you watch it with an open mind its great.
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