Why didn't God just put pussy on a tree stump?

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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779
    #1

    Why didn't God just put pussy on a tree stump?

    At least a tree stump wouldn't go psycho on you. Women are freakin' insane.
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    • gangbangjoe
      Ronin
      • May 2004
      • 17693
      #2
      but the squirrel might bite your schlong

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        • poisson
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 6474
          #3
          Originally posted by gangbangjoe
          but the squirrel might bite your schlong

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            • RedShoe
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              • Feb 2001
              • 14831
              #4
              actual photo

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                • sumphatpimp
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 5235
                  #5
                  because you would get splinters.
                  and who would you get to take them out?
                  see, God is smarter than you.

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                    • titmowse
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 5320
                      #6
                      cause trees can't make sammiches.
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                        • SetTheWorldonFire
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 7444
                          #7
                          Originally posted by RedShoe
                          actual photo
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                            • DWB
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 31779
                              #8
                              Wow. Some quick ones in here.

                              I never thought about splinters or squirrels. Hmmm.

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                                • tristan_D
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 7865
                                  #9
                                  then the pussy will loose its richness and value since it is accessible by anyone.
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                                    • Mike Okitch
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4126
                                      #10
                                      Getting wood would have a completely different meaning.

                                      And beavers would need to chew on something else.
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                                        • Skillz Unlimited
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 1541
                                          #11
                                          Trees dont move man! You gotta get away from those dolls and get some real life action!

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                                            • khs
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 1730
                                              #12
                                              pussy trees would sell like mad y0
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                                                • reed_4
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 9640
                                                  #13
                                                  Who would dare to fuck a tree?

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                                                    • miss wild
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 1304
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                      but the squirrel might bite your schlong
                                                      hahaha

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                                                        • MrIzzz
                                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 22923
                                                          #15
                                                          because if trees had pussies they'd squirt maple syrup..and squirting maple syrup just aint sexy


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                                                            • sonofsam
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                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 18648
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                              actual photo
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                                                                • BlackCrayon
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 19634
                                                                  #17
                                                                  i couldn't put her feet behind her head if i was fucking a tree trunk.
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                                                                    • 3M TA3
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 2972
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                                                      Getting wood would have a completely different meaning.

                                                                      And beavers would need to chew on something else.
                                                                      incredible response

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                                                                        • fatal attraction
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 6522
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Great thread!

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                                                                            • DWB
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 31779
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I guess you would never have to worry about kocking up the stump. But real men fuck their girls in the ass so they don't have to worry about that either.

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                                                                                • kmanrox
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                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 29295
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  thats why i prefer to pay them, an employee can never talk back
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                                                                                    • Nysus
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                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 7817
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                                      actual photo
                                                                                      Nice.. heh.. That tree would end up nasty though.....

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                                                                                        • reed_4
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                          • 9640
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                                          because if trees had pussies they'd squirt maple syrup..and squirting maple syrup just aint sexy
                                                                                          aint sexy but it sure is yummy

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                                                                                            • Screaming
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                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 18972
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              heh i see you have a had a recent run in with a woman

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