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  • Major (Tom)
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 32492

    #1

    Surfer quits because he is religious

    --- AT****@aol.com wrote:

    > Duke,
    >
    > To be perfectly honest with you, there is
    > nothing you could have done
    > with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
    > do not mean that in a ill
    > way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
    > Jesus Christ and joined
    > your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
    > download several clips (have
    > since deleted them from my computer), but God got
    > on me and I realized what a sin
    > it was for me to be viewing the material provided
    > to me on your
    > web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
    > appreciate this chance to share with
    > you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
    > per-se.....it was the Almighty
    > Lord and Savior that did it.
    >
    > Sincerely,
    >
    > RG

    How long until he charges back?

    Duke
    Last edited by Major (Tom); 11-11-2005, 08:42 PM.
  • seeric
    ..........
    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #2
    at least it wasn't the prgram owner giving into the cloth like i went through.

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    • wallst
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 1621

      #3
      he's praying for you now duke...
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      • MikeyFingaz
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2005
        • 1569

        #4
        Originally posted by wallst
        he's praying for you now duke...
        then let him pray that duke continues to grow happy and wealthy...

        ... and none of that other bullshit about finding religion and repenting, lol.

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        • Theo The Theologian
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2005
          • 1099

          #5
          Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
          --- AT****@aol.com wrote:

          > Duke,
          >
          ......
          >
          > RG

          How long until he charges back?

          Duke

          I don't have the heart to tell him he's still going to Hell regardless for downloading dukeness. Allah on the other hand may still take him if he blows himself up in front of school children.


          I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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          • Doctor Dre
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2001
            • 51692

            #6
            Nothing wrong with people having their own beleifs...
            Originally posted by rayadp05
            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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            • Doctor Dre
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2001
              • 51692

              #7
              P.S. his email adress proves how much of a sheep he is...
              Originally posted by rayadp05
              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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              • Theo The Theologian
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2005
                • 1099

                #8


                I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                • Mike Okitch
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 4126

                  #9
                  Dear former member,

                  Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

                  While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

                  Truly Yours,

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                  • Nookster
                    Confirmed IT Professional
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 3744

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                    Dear former member,

                    Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

                    While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

                    Truly Yours,

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                    • BlingDaddy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 6343

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                      Dear former member,

                      Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

                      While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

                      Truly Yours,

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                      • uno
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                        • Dec 2002
                        • 18450

                        #12
                        He feels the need for confession.
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                        • adultchica
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 5141

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                          Dear former member,

                          Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

                          While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

                          Truly Yours,

                          .....
                          That is truly priceless! I wonder if he's going to email you back on that 1 haha

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                          • SilentKnight
                            Megan Fox's fluffer
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 24812

                            #14
                            Why do these religious flakes always feel the urge to dispense all their religious views and crap at every opportunity? Couldn't the surfer have just dropped an email and simply said, "Hey, thanks for the entertainment. Have decided not to renew."

                            No, instead they can't resist the need to dump their personal shit all over someone else. Why can't they just be content in their own little world and stop trying to impart their faith and beliefs on the rest of us?

                            Oh, I know...its religion.

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                            • Odin88
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 3267

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                              Why do these religious flakes always feel the urge to dispense all their religious views and crap at every opportunity? Couldn't the surfer have just dropped an email and simply said, "Hey, thanks for the entertainment. Have decided not to renew."

                              No, instead they can't resist the need to dump their personal shit all over someone else. Why can't they just be content in their own little world and stop trying to impart their faith and beliefs on the rest of us?

                              Oh, I know...its religion.
                              Hang on, didn't you just spread your bullshit views?

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                              • Redrob
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 4791

                                #16
                                I'd say, "Go in peace my friend and pray for me if you want to."

                                It doesn't hurt.

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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24812

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Odin88
                                  Hang on, didn't you just spread your bullshit views?
                                  Point out where I revealed my religious persuasions again?

                                  That aside, Dukeskywalker opened discussion on it all to begin with. Viewpoints were solicited.

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                                  • BigCashCrew
                                    Registered User
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 3570

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                    --- AT****@aol.com wrote:

                                    > Duke,
                                    >
                                    > To be perfectly honest with you, there is
                                    > nothing you could have done
                                    > with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
                                    > do not mean that in a ill
                                    > way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
                                    > Jesus Christ and joined
                                    > your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
                                    > download several clips (have
                                    > since deleted them from my computer), but God got
                                    > on me and I realized what a sin
                                    > it was for me to be viewing the material provided
                                    > to me on your
                                    > web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
                                    > appreciate this chance to share with
                                    > you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
                                    > per-se.....it was the Almighty
                                    > Lord and Savior that did it.
                                    >
                                    > Sincerely,
                                    >
                                    > RG

                                    How long until he charges back?

                                    Duke
                                    this fucker is probably wearing high heeled shoes and talking to his dick.

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                                    • phonesex
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 3437

                                      #19
                                      I bet he'll rejoin another site or come back.

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                                      • broke
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 4501

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                        That aside, Dukeskywalker opened discussion on it all to begin with. Viewpoints were solicited.

                                        Looks like his reason for cancelling was also solicited.

                                        Duke, To be perfectly honest with you, there is nothing you could have done with or on your web-site to keep me as a member....

                                        I appreciate this chance to share with you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site, per-se....
                                        Perfect Gonzo

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                                        • sonofsam
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 18647

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                          Point out where I revealed my religious persuasions again?

                                          That aside, Dukeskywalker opened discussion on it all to begin with. Viewpoints were solicited.
                                          don't mind odin88, hes just a narrow minded racist idiot... the "88" stands for heil hitler
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                                          • Major (Tom)
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 32492

                                            #22
                                            He and I are discussing the book of ephesians. especially 6:7 where it talks about slavery. Apparently his pastor left that one out

                                            Duke

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                                            • iwantchixx
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 12860

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                              Why do these religious flakes always feel the urge to dispense all their religious views and crap at every opportunity? Couldn't the surfer have just dropped an email and simply said, "Hey, thanks for the entertainment. Have decided not to renew."

                                              No, instead they can't resist the need to dump their personal shit all over someone else. Why can't they just be content in their own little world and stop trying to impart their faith and beliefs on the rest of us?

                                              Oh, I know...its religion.

                                              Same reason that non believers feel compelled to insult, badger and get in people's faces about their non-belief.

                                              Everyone has an opinion and shares it.

                                              No big deal.

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                                              • pornpf69
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                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 15782

                                                #24
                                                there are all kind of freakz on the web...

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                                                • SinisterStudios
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 3087

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                                  --- AT****@aol.com wrote:

                                                  > Duke,
                                                  >
                                                  > To be perfectly honest with you, there is
                                                  > nothing you could have done
                                                  > with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
                                                  > do not mean that in a ill
                                                  > way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
                                                  > Jesus Christ and joined
                                                  > your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
                                                  > download several clips (have
                                                  > since deleted them from my computer), but God got
                                                  > on me and I realized what a sin
                                                  > it was for me to be viewing the material provided
                                                  > to me on your
                                                  > web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
                                                  > appreciate this chance to share with
                                                  > you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
                                                  > per-se.....it was the Almighty
                                                  > Lord and Savior that did it.
                                                  >
                                                  > Sincerely,
                                                  >
                                                  > RG

                                                  How long until he charges back?

                                                  Duke

                                                  HALLEUH!!!! Praise the Lord, the evil DukeSkywalker lost his grip on this lost soul and he found the Lord and Savoir, Jesus Christ .
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                                                  • HomoErectus
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                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 159

                                                    #26
                                                    He'll be back...........

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                                                    • SkeetSkeet
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                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 5404

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
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                                                      • Paul Waters
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 4402

                                                        #28
                                                        Wht is it that when these fundies hear voices in their head, they think that they are geting some special communication from a deity.

                                                        They should just see a psychiatrist and get their problem solved.


                                                        Paul

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                                                        • HomoErectus
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                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 159

                                                          #29
                                                          I bet his fucking wife caught him surfing porn, she must have made him a believer.

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                                                          • Fletch XXX
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                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 60840

                                                            #30
                                                            the bible produces more liars than other books.

                                                            the bible teaches people that it is okay to kill, rape etc http://www.evilbible.com but also teaches that it is okay to simply go to confession and have it wiped away.

                                                            these people think they can do as they want and then still get into heaven if theyn go to church.

                                                            they will all burn

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                                                            • Wiggles
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                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 14423

                                                              #31
                                                              he seemed polite and honest about it, i doubt he'll charge back.
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                                                              • nico-t
                                                                emperor of my world
                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 29901

                                                                #32
                                                                An unstable cult follower

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                                                                • sunshynevideo
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 360

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Sounds like another one of the folks from around here. Got a phone call here at the store one day and the guys says I want you to undertsand I have been Porn Free for 30 days and your store is a bad temptation. I feel that what you are doing is wrong.

                                                                  So with his phone call in mind we offered anyone that has been porn free for 30 days or longer a free membership to renting movies so they could catch up on everything they had missed.

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                                                                  • EroticySteve
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                    • 4365

                                                                    #34
                                                                    To each their own. I have no problem with someone practicing any belief system that they choose. Be it Christianity, Judaism, Muslim, Mormon, Scientology, Hindu, etc.

                                                                    More power to you. People do it for different reasons and I try not to comprehend why it is that they do what they do and frankly it's none of my business.

                                                                    The only thing I never appreciated was the solicitation of religion.

                                                                    I think a belief system speaks for itself or at least should.
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                                                                    • broke
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                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 4501

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by sunshynevideo
                                                                      Sounds like another one of the folks from around here. Got a phone call here at the store one day and the guys says I want you to undertsand I have been Porn Free for 30 days and your store is a bad temptation. I feel that what you are doing is wrong.
                                                                      It's simply amazing what people read into things when it comes to anyone *gasp* even mentions religon.

                                                                      For the two situations to be even remotely similar, you would have had to call the aforementioned customer and ask him why he hadn't been in to rent any videos in 30 days and what you could do to get him back in the store. Then the customer would have had to respond that he didn't have any problem with your store, but wast no longer watching porn for religous reasons.


                                                                      The guy that called you unsolicited whining about temptation and telling you what you are doing is wrong is a kook.

                                                                      The guy that sent this email didn't preach, didn't whine about temptation, didn't try to convert, didn't say duke was going to hell, and didn't do anything that normally drives non-religous people nuts. He simple explained why he was cancelling (when prompted).

                                                                      The nerve of some people.
                                                                      Last edited by broke; 11-12-2005, 07:18 AM.
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                                                                      • psili
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                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 5526

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I received one or two of those before. Even received one where a guy asked for his account to be closed because he was enrolled in a sexaholics class and couldn't refrain from visiting the website.

                                                                        I always wanted to think it's a joke, but, really; who'd take the time and money to become a member just to amuse a webmaster?
                                                                        Your post count means nothing.

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                                                                        • iwantchixx
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 12860

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                                          Same reason that non believers feel compelled to insult, badger and get in people's faces about their non-belief.

                                                                          Everyone has an opinion and shares it.

                                                                          No big deal.

                                                                          ERRRRRRRR

                                                                          non-belief = belief.

                                                                          I really SHOULD proof read what I write.

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                                                                          • Jer
                                                                            God is Brazilian
                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                            • 10601

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I think I'll start a paysite at www.godisbrazilian.com and be the virtual priest.

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                                                                            • sickkittens
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                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 25100

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I was thinking this was about some "surfer" surfer...now it makes sense.

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                                                                              • tranza
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                                                                                • 57559

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                the bible produces more liars than other books.

                                                                                the bible teaches people that it is okay to kill, rape etc http://www.evilbible.com but also teaches that it is okay to simply go to confession and have it wiped away.

                                                                                these people think they can do as they want and then still get into heaven if theyn go to church.

                                                                                they will all burn
                                                                                yep, i was thinking exactly the same
                                                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                • StudioCash Luke
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                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                  • 446

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  The lord does not like chargebacks.

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                                                                                  • PatrickKing
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                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                    • 2096

                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • Corleone
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                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 15262

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      he won't charge back

                                                                                      that'd be stealing ;)

                                                                                      would be against his 10 commandements

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                                                                                      • Anya
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                                        • 437

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                                                                        --- AT****@aol.com wrote:

                                                                                        > Duke,
                                                                                        >
                                                                                        > To be perfectly honest with you, there is
                                                                                        > nothing you could have done
                                                                                        > with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
                                                                                        > do not mean that in a ill
                                                                                        > way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
                                                                                        > Jesus Christ and joined
                                                                                        > your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
                                                                                        > download several clips (have
                                                                                        > since deleted them from my computer), but God got
                                                                                        > on me and I realized what a sin
                                                                                        > it was for me to be viewing the material provided
                                                                                        > to me on your
                                                                                        > web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
                                                                                        > appreciate this chance to share with
                                                                                        > you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
                                                                                        > per-se.....it was the Almighty
                                                                                        > Lord and Savior that did it.
                                                                                        >
                                                                                        > Sincerely,
                                                                                        >
                                                                                        > RG

                                                                                        How long until he charges back?

                                                                                        Duke

                                                                                        I've had the same experience with a member. He emailed, telling me how God didn't like what I was doing (tempting men to masturbate, the body is a temple, etc), said he'd pray for me, I should repent...
                                                                                        Well he rejoined about 6 months later, emailed me to let me know he was back and how much he missed me. Of course, he never mentioned again why he'd previously canceled. But to each their own.

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                                                                                        • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                          ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                          • 28609

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Dear *****@aol.com

                                                                                          God spoke with me by telephone last night , and urged you to reconsider your cancelation. He had a meeting and coudn't speak with you personally , but he asked me to pass along this message to you. Infact i should elaborate, god told me to tell you that "other" adult websites are "sinfull" but as long as you continue your membership with our site , you will be assured a spot in heaven.. and all your previous sins will be forgiven.

                                                                                          Yours truly duke.
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                                                                                          • Xplicit
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • May 2003
                                                                                            • 3558

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Lots of threads about weird surfer emails this week.... something in the water maybe??

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                                                                                            • Screaming
                                                                                              I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 18972

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Now that is funny.

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                                                                                              • broke
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                                • 4501

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by A_Fox
                                                                                                I've had the same experience with a member. He emailed, telling me how God didn't like what I was doing (tempting men to masturbate, the body is a temple, etc), said he'd pray for me, I should repent...
                                                                                                How is that even remotely the same????

                                                                                                Did you even read the email?
                                                                                                Perfect Gonzo

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                                                                                                • DWB
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 31779

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Jesus already died for your members sins, so he may as well stick around and enjoy the face fucking.

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                                                                                                  • Dalai lama
                                                                                                    Strength and Honor
                                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                                    • 16540

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                                    Dear *****@aol.com

                                                                                                    God spoke with me by telephone last night , and urged you to reconsider your cancelation. He had a meeting and coudn't speak with you personally , but he asked me to pass along this message to you. Infact i should elaborate, god told me to tell you that "other" adult websites are "sinfull" but as long as you continue your membership with our site , you will be assured a spot in heaven.. and all your previous sins will be forgiven.

                                                                                                    Yours truly duke.
                                                                                                    That would be an awesome reply

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