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  • pr0
    rockin tha trailerpark
    • May 2001
    • 23088
    #1

    I need some good one liners for tonight....

    Something other than "holy jesus you'd make an excellent solo girl site!" or "would you be interested in the bukkake?"

    I'm heading up to baltimore and hitting the waterfront, with doug from quik-host & a few others.

    Now i have no problem picking up sluts, but its about time i start shooting for decent college girls who's daddys are rich

    tips please
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    • Spudstr
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 2321
      #2
      "i do porn"
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        • pr0
          rockin tha trailerpark
          • May 2001
          • 23088
          #3
          Originally posted by Spudstr
          "i do porn"
          thats how i pick up the sluts
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            • Dirty F
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2001
              • 59204
              #4
              Originally posted by pr0
              Something other than "holy jesus you'd make an excellent solo girl site!" or "would you be interested in the bukkake?"

              I'm heading up to baltimore and hitting the waterfront, with doug from quik-host & a few others.

              Now i have no problem picking up sluts, but its about time i start shooting for decent college girls who's daddys are rich

              tips please

              What did you just say on icq? I no understand.

              And about your topic. You should do a search for a similar thread. Some hilirious and but also very good oneliners were posted.

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                • com
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 4541
                  #5
                  i usually just toss a brick in a pillow case... and have the ransom note pre-cut & pasted

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                    • Spudstr
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 2321
                      #6
                      Originally posted by pr0
                      thats how i pick up the sluts
                      okay, how about just a hi, how are you? any half decent girl will respond with an intelligent conversation
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                        • Spudstr
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 2321
                          #7
                          nevermind you want a sugar momma, ask her if thats a LV or Dunniewnadwahtever or coach purse she has.
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                            • phonesex
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 3437
                              #8
                              Introduce yourself, buy her a drink, and compliment her.

                              Example: Hi, my name is ______. I find you very attractive and thought I would say hello. Can I buy you a drink? Do you mind if I can keep you company?

                              Somthing to that effect. Just be real and nice. If she's interested you'll now. If not, you'll really know.

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                                • Marcus Aurelius
                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 14809
                                  #9
                                  Use a quagmire line.

                                  "You must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you"

                                  report back with results.

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                                    • pr0
                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 23088
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by mdcq
                                      Use a quagmire line.

                                      "You must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you"

                                      report back with results.
                                      ding ding ding

                                      we've got a winner!
                                      __________
                                      Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                        • Marcus Aurelius
                                          No Refunds Issued.
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 14809
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by pr0
                                          ding ding ding

                                          we've got a winner!
                                          Seriously though, never take any kind of advice on how to pick up women from me, just a warning. I've been married 9 years. I'm so far out of the loop I cant even see the loop from vantage point.

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                                            • smack
                                              Push Porn Like Weight.
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 10652
                                              #12
                                              get real drunk and whenever anyone looks at you just scream:

                                              "Don't talk to me i'm fat!"


                                              works everytime.
                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089
                                                  #13
                                                  "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is a time proven effective line

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                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24812
                                                      #14
                                                      I've always found rehearsed shit doesn't work, sounds too scripted and phony. Think on yer feet and ad lib it off-the-cuff.

                                                      I have more luck if I'm alone - a group of guys comes across as intimidating to the chick and not conducive to making serious photoshoot arrangements.

                                                      If its a somewhat quiet, laid-back lounge kinda' pub - a crossword puzzle book can be a good ice-breaker.

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                                                        • pr0
                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 23088
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by smack
                                                          get real drunk and whenever anyone looks at you just scream:

                                                          "Don't talk to me i'm fat!"


                                                          works everytime.

                                                          i might be fat, but i got game
                                                          __________
                                                          Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                            • volante
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 2940
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by phonesex
                                                              Introduce yourself, buy her a drink, and compliment her.

                                                              Example: Hi, my name is ______. I find you very attractive and thought I would say hello. Can I buy you a drink? Do you mind if I can keep you company?

                                                              Somthing to that effect. Just be real and nice. If she's interested you'll now. If not, you'll really know.
                                                              If she's really cute then you're probably the 20th person that evening to say the same thing to her. NEVER compliment a stranger on her looks, it comes across as being needy and desperate. Try doing this instead - say you're with friends so you've only got a few minutes to chat, but you need a female opinion on something. Women LOVE giving their opinion on anything! This is much better than using a line to get her talking to you.

                                                              What you do after this is up to you though... just be friendly, funny and don't act like she's the most important thing on the planet.

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                                                                • pr0
                                                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 23088
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by volante
                                                                  don't act like she's the most important thing on the planet.
                                                                  trust me that won't be a problem
                                                                  __________
                                                                  Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                    • bashbug
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 929
                                                                      #18
                                                                      you must be london, cause i wanna explode in your tunnel

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                                                                        • pr0
                                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 23088
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by bashbug
                                                                          you must be london, cause i wanna explode in your tunnel
                                                                          __________
                                                                          Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                            • volante
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 2940
                                                                              #20
                                                                              If you must use a line, this is the one a friend uses with remarkable success:

                                                                              Said with a huge grin : "So do you take it up the shitter or what?"

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                                                                                • pr0
                                                                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 23088
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by volante
                                                                                  If you must use a line, this is the one a friend uses with remarkable success:

                                                                                  Said with a huge grin : "So do you take it up the shitter or what?"

                                                                                  I already use that, but thanks
                                                                                  __________
                                                                                  Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                                    • Paul Waters
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 4402
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      "I voted for Kerry" is working more and more with the girls looking for some intelligence in their feckmates.


                                                                                      Paul

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                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          In reality, you will do better if you act uninterested and let them approach you.

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                                                                                            • Dalai lama
                                                                                              Strength and Honor
                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 16540
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I'm in porn

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                                                                                                • bringer
                                                                                                  i have man boobies
                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 13082
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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                                                                                                    • com
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                      • 4541
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by volante
                                                                                                      If you must use a line, this is the one a friend uses with remarkable success:

                                                                                                      Said with a huge grin : "So do you take it up the shitter or what?"

                                                                                                      perfect!

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                                                                                                        • pr0
                                                                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                          • 23088
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                          In reality, you will do better if you act uninterested and let them approach you.
                                                                                                          i think i'll suggest hitting some irish pubs tonight, & pick up some irish MILF's

                                                                                                          their easy targets.....i'm just looking for a sugar momma
                                                                                                          __________
                                                                                                          Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                                                            • volante
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                              • 2940
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                              In reality, you will do better if you act uninterested and let them approach you.


                                                                                                              Wear a silly hat. When a woman asks why you are wearing it say "it gives women who find me attractive an excuse to come over and talk to me".

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                                                                                                                • smack
                                                                                                                  Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                  • 10652
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                                  i might be fat, but i got game

                                                                                                                  what game is that? hungry hungry hippos?
                                                                                                                  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                                                                    • pr0
                                                                                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                      • 23088
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by smack
                                                                                                                      what game is that? hungry hungry hippos?
                                                                                                                      you still upset your girlfriend grabbed my cock in the limo?
                                                                                                                      __________
                                                                                                                      Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                                                                        • HAPPYPEEKERS
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                          • 7566
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          oH i KNOW.. TELL HER.. If you are what you eat.... I am fast, easy and cheap!!

                                                                                                                          That should turn her on :-)
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                                                                                                                            • line
                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                              • 63
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              "Hey baby you know how many collagen injections you could get from my ass?"
                                                                                                                              "You ever suckle a fat mans teet?"
                                                                                                                              "If you lift this up you could find a dick."

                                                                                                                              I'd try those, if not you could always hit up a star wars convention as jabba the hutt. Star wars chics love jabba. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
                                                                                                                              [whore yourself here]

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                                                                                                                                • pr0
                                                                                                                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 23088
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by line
                                                                                                                                  "Hey baby you know how many collagen injections you could get from my ass?"
                                                                                                                                  "You ever suckle a fat mans teet?"
                                                                                                                                  "If you lift this up you could find a dick."

                                                                                                                                  I'd try those, if not you could always hit up a star wars convention as jabba the hutt. Star wars chics love jabba. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
                                                                                                                                  How about

                                                                                                                                  "Hey babe, ever fucked a 4foot9 italian with bad teeth?"
                                                                                                                                  __________
                                                                                                                                  Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                                                                                    • smack
                                                                                                                                      Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 10652
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                                                      you still upset your girlfriend grabbed my cock in the limo?

                                                                                                                                      must have missed that.

                                                                                                                                      and by that, i mean the girlfriend and the cock grabbing. i don't recall either of those two things in the limo.
                                                                                                                                      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                                                                                        • pr0
                                                                                                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 23088
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by smack
                                                                                                                                          must have missed that.

                                                                                                                                          and by that, i mean the girlfriend and the cock grabbing. i don't recall either of those two things in the limo.
                                                                                                                                          yea she was rather discreet
                                                                                                                                          __________
                                                                                                                                          Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                                                                                            • smack
                                                                                                                                              Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 10652
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                                                              yea she was rather discreet

                                                                                                                                              must have been if i didn't even see her in the limo?

                                                                                                                                              is she a ninja and just hasn't told me?
                                                                                                                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                                                                                                • JD
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 22651
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Say this

                                                                                                                                                  "Wanna go for a pizza and fuck?" if she says no then respond with "What? You don't like pizza?"

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                                                                                                                                                    • pr0
                                                                                                                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 23088
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by smack
                                                                                                                                                      must have been if i didn't even see her in the limo?

                                                                                                                                                      is she a ninja and just hasn't told me?
                                                                                                                                                      whichever ho you brought with you...i forget her name

                                                                                                                                                      anyways you guys better stop bustin on me, i got way more ammo
                                                                                                                                                      __________
                                                                                                                                                      Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                                                                                                        • line
                                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 63
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                                                                          How about

                                                                                                                                                          "Hey babe, ever fucked a 4foot9 italian with bad teeth?"
                                                                                                                                                          4 foot 9.5 tubbicus

                                                                                                                                                          ...and bad teeth, shit man, my dentist is going to be whole heartedly offended by that one. but you are right women do love 350 lb, sweaty men with catheters that live with their parents. my appologies.
                                                                                                                                                          [whore yourself here]

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                                                                                                                                                            • smack
                                                                                                                                                              Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 10652
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                                                                              whichever ho you brought with you...i forget her name

                                                                                                                                                              anyways you guys better stop bustin on me, i got way more ammo

                                                                                                                                                              just being friendly pr0. thought you liked a little fucking around.

                                                                                                                                                              remember though, i have plenty of ammo myself.
                                                                                                                                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                                                                                                                • line
                                                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 63
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by smack
                                                                                                                                                                  just being friendly pr0. thought you liked a little fucking around.

                                                                                                                                                                  remember though, i have plenty of ammo myself.
                                                                                                                                                                  i dont have ammo, but i do have aids, and ill give you all of it
                                                                                                                                                                  [whore yourself here]

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                                                                                                                                                                    • nico-t
                                                                                                                                                                      emperor of my world
                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 29901
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mdcq
                                                                                                                                                                      Use a quagmire line.

                                                                                                                                                                      "You must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you"

                                                                                                                                                                      report back with results.
                                                                                                                                                                      dude thats lame

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