How NOT to sell a product! ** ICQ Log **

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  • shermo
    • Jul 2026
    #1

    How NOT to sell a product! ** ICQ Log **

    Just got this ICQ msg, and this is what took place. Do rep's even bother to make things personal anymore? At least take note of who you are speaking to!

    [17:25] Salesman Guy: hello
    [17:25] Sherm: hi there
    [17:26] Salesman Guy: you work with a network?
    [17:26] Sherm: um... not sure what you mean
    [17:26] Salesman Guy: you own any sites?
    [17:27] Sherm: yes i do. what kind of sites are you looking for?
    [17:27] Salesman Guy: any... let me introduce myself....
    [17:27] Salesman Guy: I run a publicly traded technology company, Interaccurate, Inc. under our parent company Commerce Planet
    [17:27] Salesman Guy: we're an online media company
    [17:27] Salesman Guy: i have a simulated live chat technology. it's an exit pop that works to recover and convert orders on a CPA basis
    [17:28] Salesman Guy: www.myonlinechat.com
    [17:28] Salesman Guy: I'm looking to do business together
    [17:29] Sherm: but you don't know what sites I run, so how do you know? How'd you find my contact info?
    [17:30] Salesman Guy: sorry... don't mean to startle you.
    [17:31] Salesman Guy: I got you from gfy.com
    [17:31] Sherm: didn't startle me.. I just don't understand how a person wants to do business with me without researching
    [17:32] Salesman Guy: I know.. it's strange... but my technology is awesome.. and there is no risk associated with it..
    [17:32] Salesman Guy: Here a link to one of my clients: https://www.financebox.com/mortgage/
    [17:33] Salesman Guy: when the page loads... exit the window
    [17:33] Salesman Guy: and you get a chat bot... that's us...
    [17:33] Sherm: I'm sorry. I'm sure it is, but first impressions are key. I'm not currently seeking any live chat solutions, nor am I popping consonles
    [17:33] Sherm: consoles
    [17:34] Sherm: best of luck with your product. in the future, try researching leads a bit better so that you know how to target your webmaster in question.
    [17:35] Sherm: Cheers.
    [17:35] Salesman Guy: sure... You should really check it out. It's going to change the industry
    [17:35] Salesman Guy: regards
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    • Michaelious
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 6720
      #2
      That's just nuts mate!

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        • Sly
          Let's do some business!
          • Sep 2004
          • 31378
          #3
          Why the hate? You never complained about me before.
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            • aico
              Moo Moo Cow
              • Mar 2004
              • 14748
              #4
              Pop up chat consoles are going to change the industry?

              Fuck, call me unprepared.

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                • munki
                  Do Fun Shit.
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 13393
                  #5
                  "It's going to change the industry"

                  Best line ever... can someone print that on a mug for me?

                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                    • TDF
                      Triple OG nigga on GFY
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 27296
                      #6
                      changing the industry..one flash loader at a time
                      Sig heil

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                        • WiredGuy
                          Pounding Googlebot
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 34513
                          #7
                          LOL, going to change the industry. Unfortunately i don't see it working in this industry, mainstream, sure, not adult.
                          WG
                          I play with Google.

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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24812
                              #8
                              Hands up those who sale short ICQ.

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                                • fuzebox
                                  making it rain
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 22353
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by aico
                                  Pop up chat consoles are going to change the industry?

                                  Fuck, call me unprepared.

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                                    • MattO
                                      The O is for Oohhh
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 10861
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                      LOL, going to change the industry. Unfortunately i don't see it working in this industry, mainstream, sure, not adult.
                                      WG
                                      here's how it would work:

                                      CHATBOT: Wait! Don't close that window!
                                      SURFER: Huh?
                                      CHATBOT: Don't put your dick back in your pants just yet! Let me tell you about all the great pussy pictures we offer!
                                      SURFER: Go away

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                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                          (felis madjewicus)
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 20368
                                          #11
                                          But, It's Going to CHANGE THE INDUSTRY!

                                          What were you thinking turning him down? I want his contacts!

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                                            • fluffygrrl
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • May 2006
                                              • 2187
                                              #12
                                              I have a personal ban on "Regards". It's much too indian for my taste. "Best regards" is even worse. They should make spam filters watch for it.

                                              I tend to answer with "relatively better regards" or "slightly worse regards"

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                                                • WiredGuy
                                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 34513
                                                  #13
                                                  PS: My post is not an invitation to solicit me over ICQ.
                                                  Thank you
                                                  WG
                                                  I play with Google.

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                                                    • GrouchyAdmin
                                                      Now choke yourself!
                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 12085
                                                      #14
                                                      Dude. You're on the internet!? I'm on the internet too! Let's do business!

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                                                        • fluffygrrl
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 2187
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                          Let's do business!
                                                          Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when they were selling the show "Business !! Let's do business ! Business ! Sure ! Business!!"

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                                                            • woj
                                                              <&(©¿©)&>
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 47880
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by aico
                                                              Pop up chat consoles are going to change the industry?

                                                              Fuck, call me unprepared.
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                                                                • munki
                                                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 13393
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                                  Dude. You're on the internet!? I'm on the internet too! Let's do business!

                                                                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                    • tehHinjew
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                                      • 5755
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Amanda Says: Who am I chatting with?
                                                                      You Say: sexyboy12
                                                                      Amanda Says: I would prefer to keep to the topic at hand.
                                                                      Amanda Says: Who am I chatting with?

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                                                                        • shermo
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                          PS: My post is not an invitation to solicit me over ICQ.
                                                                          Thank you
                                                                          WG
                                                                          Don't you want to do business though?
                                                                          What's your name again?

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                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 94040
                                                                              #20
                                                                              rofllllll !!

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                                                                                • emthree
                                                                                  Dialer Kingpin
                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 10816
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  an adult exit bot would be funny

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                                                                                    • Rochard
                                                                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                      • 75733
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I'm still really mad at Sherm for getting me hooked on silly t-shirts... it's like an addiction. But I hope I was nicer when I hit him up asking him to put my feeds in his members areas.
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                                                                                        • edgeprod
                                                                                          Permanently Gone
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 10019
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          The cam industry has been doing this for a while.

                                                                                          I added it to a site, it converted about 1:800 on exit consoles .. which I considered amazing. Paid out $5,000-$8,000 per month, usually, which was a nice little bonus for adding a small pop.

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                                                                                            • Big_D
                                                                                              CRAZY MOFUKKA
                                                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                                                              • 3296
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              oh boy.......

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                                                                                                • LAJ
                                                                                                  Gingerific
                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 5567
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  You handled that really well, Sherm.
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                                                                                                    • Adam_M
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                      • 3800
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Something else that is going to change the industry, amazing
                                                                                                      DiscountedPorn.Com
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                                                                                                        • RTP
                                                                                                          aka Jimmy James
                                                                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                                                                          • 1335
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          cold calling on icq, ive seen it all now
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                                                                                                            • shermo
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by LAJ
                                                                                                              You handled that really well, Sherm.
                                                                                                              Thanks Jay
                                                                                                              As I was speaking to him, all that ran through my mind was 'WWJD'....What Would Jay Do

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                                                                                                                • BucksMania
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                  • 3758
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  i already saw that on the exit of a paysite of one of the big programs
                                                                                                                  its a thing im willing to experiment with

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