Hey guys, winter is upon us and I'm figuring most of you will get some snow and in turn need to shovel your driveway. I'm willing to fly my private jet out of my personal airport in Tahiti and shovel your driveway for $10. I will need the cash right away and possibly a meal. If you have a shovel and a scarf I could use I'd appreciate it.
Let me know, I'm off to take my daily Cristal shower and be dried off by 3 supermodels I pay to just sit around my mansion and charge stuff to my credit cards.
Just the person I'm looking for!
My 400 acre summer estate here in Niagara Falls needs the 1/2 mile driveway shoveled during the winter. I'd also need the landing strip plowed occasionally too...I assume you know how to operate a snowplow.
But, the $10/hr is a little steep. Will you take $7 instead. I should be able to pay you at the end of the season when my welfare che..., errr.....foreign investments mature and my dividends arrive.
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