To the tune of 'The Beverly Hillbillies'...
Come and listen to my story about how I first got int'a shit
I watched a dirty video, and thought, hell, why not try it?
Then one day I kept my clothes on for a poo...
and into my pants came a bubblin crude...
Poo that is... Brown Gold... Diarrhea...
Well the next thing you know, I was doing it every day,
It was dirty and delightful, somewhat sexy I must say
and then one day I discovered GFY,
where I'm gonna post about poo, until the day I die!
Poos that is, Swimmin poos... Wet farts...
The 'Currently Sober' !!!
I watched a dirty video, and thought, hell, why not try it?
Then one day I kept my clothes on for a poo...
and into my pants came a bubblin crude...
Poo that is... Brown Gold... Diarrhea...
Well the next thing you know, I was doing it every day,
It was dirty and delightful, somewhat sexy I must say
and then one day I discovered GFY,
where I'm gonna post about poo, until the day I die!
Poos that is, Swimmin poos... Wet farts...
The 'Currently Sober' !!!


All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!




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