Paris isn't happy in jail.

**alby_persignup** · 06-06-2007, 07:08 PM

maybe she should think about other people in jail who didn't get special attention. stop being a crybaby!

**WWF-Rich** · 06-06-2007, 07:09 PM

She's probably sold the rights to her story already for $1,000,000. How easy is that.

**baddog** · 06-06-2007, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by pr0

And turn them into what their supposed to be. Criminal rehabilitation.....not gangster school.

Jails haven't been for rehab in quite a while.

And if you are driving drunk, I sure hope I don't see a donation thread because pr0 got hurt in a wreck.

**Scroto** · 06-06-2007, 07:12 PM

who the fuck cares if she dont have a pillow.....she is already in the "special needs" area

she should feel lucky

**WWF-Rich** · 06-06-2007, 07:15 PM

She's probably sold the rights to her story for a $1,000,000.

**TheLegacy** · 06-06-2007, 07:15 PM

what she fails to realize is that when she gets out - she will have millions and a life to go too - many who are in jail would kill just to be in her situation and are going to leave with no job, a record that stops them from getting a job not too mention no money in savings. They will return to crime just to survive and end back in jail where its home and safe to them. Paris has it easy and needs to see the lives of those she couldnt give a shit about by next year. hope she breaks a nail

**Barefootsies** · 06-06-2007, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by SilkyJohnson

Who gives a fuck, jail isn't supposed to be fun...maybe she'll take her head out of her ass while she's in there.

Exactly...

**King Adam** · 06-06-2007, 07:28 PM

If I had as much lute as her, I would never drive when I was partying.

I just don't get it. I'd have a phat limo taking me and all my peeps everywher I wanted to go.

Never really understood why rich ass celebs continue to drive themselves when they go out.

**baddog** · 06-06-2007, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by King Adam

If I had as much lute as her, I would never drive when I was partying.

Do you play the lute?

**TurboAngel** · 06-07-2007, 07:42 AM

She's out now. How sad it is.

**SilkyJohnson** · 06-07-2007, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by pr0

you probably like huge milk bags

i think Freud had something to say about that.....hmmmm

I do like moderate to huge milk bags...I think what Freud said was, "A man with a penis is not a man at all if he does not like milk bags."

Something like that I guess...

**RayBonga** · 06-07-2007, 08:42 AM

http://videos.sapo.pt/kH4i6hYVVVDqN80zpF95

**themonk** · 06-07-2007, 08:57 AM

so ? should we visit paris ;)(???

**Cash** · 06-07-2007, 11:23 AM

I hear she sucks cocks in jail, is it true?

**TurboAngel** · 06-07-2007, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by RayBonga

http://videos.sapo.pt/kH4i6hYVVVDqN80zpF95

Now that was funny.

**Yanks_Todd** · 06-07-2007, 11:52 AM

I think it horrible Paris had to sleep in jail, does anybody realize the thread count issues we have in our nations justice system.

**The Sultan Of Smut** · 06-07-2007, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by Mr Pheer

she went to jail for a probation violation

being on probation is the court's way of saying, you better keep your shit straight or you're going to jail

she didnt keep her shit straight. She cant see she wasnt already given a chance to stay out of jail. She fucked up, case closed.

Here here someone is finally making sense!

**Cum&Spam** · 06-07-2007, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by RayBonga

http://videos.sapo.pt/kH4i6hYVVVDqN80zpF95

The guards are gonna paint the bars so they look like penises

I'm worried that she could brake the teeth on thoses things

pwned!

**Cum&Spam** · 06-07-2007, 04:54 PM

But i think she's not gonna break them because she will buy one of these

Go go Paris!

**KBoogie** · 06-07-2007, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by pr0

i can't believe everyones cheering this little defenseless 80lb blond girl (although huge bitch) going 2 jail with a bunch of crack heads for a traffic violation

I agree. Do you know how many people get summary probation alone for driving on a suspended license? She did more time than 99% of the rest of the people that have commited that offense. Why, because she says "That's Hot?" Come on now people.

**aico** · 06-07-2007, 05:03 PM

She got put on house arrest today. Judge is not too happy about that. http://www.tmz.com

Paris isn't happy in jail.

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