5 of the most prevalent lies told on GFY.

**RonUSMC** · 11-09-2005, 02:12 AM

lmao, funny

**graphical x** · 11-09-2005, 02:12 AM

Making money off porn is easy.

Great traffic can be had with minimal effort.

That always makes me laugh.

**jimthefiend** · 11-09-2005, 02:14 AM

Last night I was banging this hotty in my new car. We were parked in the driveway of my mansion that was purchased with my porn money. I don't care if this is a worthless thread or not, it's gotten me 87 signups.

See?

**aico** · 11-09-2005, 02:15 AM

50......

**BRISK** · 11-09-2005, 02:28 AM

6. "You better not show your face at the next convention, 'cause I'll kick your ass"

**phonesex** · 11-09-2005, 02:34 AM

7. Pics of my new house / my new car

**DamageX** · 11-09-2005, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Last night I was banging this hotty in my new car. We were parked in the driveway of my mansion that was purchased with my porn money. I don't care if this is a worthless thread or not, it's gotten me 87 signups.

See?

**High Quality** · 11-09-2005, 02:37 AM

8. "I am a pirate"

**crockett** · 11-09-2005, 02:38 AM

9. "Hi I'm a new girl from hahaha.com will you sign up and promote my site"

**JimmiDean** · 11-09-2005, 02:43 AM

Fansigns when you sign up for my program.
and what rims should i put on my new (non existent) ride.

**RedShoe** · 11-09-2005, 02:44 AM

"I'd hit it" (they say this knowing full well, they wouldn't know what the fusk to do with IT in the first place)
"O RLY" (they really. I mean they RLY don't give a shit, they just want to post the latest 'catch-phrase')

**RonUSMC** · 11-09-2005, 02:53 AM

it gets better!

**blazin** · 11-09-2005, 03:00 AM

Originally posted by BRISK

6. "You better not show your face at the next convention, 'cause I'll kick your ass"

Best one so far

**jimthefiend** · 11-09-2005, 03:14 AM

10: I only have ONE nick.

**Claude** · 11-09-2005, 03:26 AM

10) the site converts 1;25

**Citizen Cain** · 11-09-2005, 03:30 AM

11) Our program doesnt shave.

**boner 2.0** · 11-09-2005, 03:31 AM

12) Sig spot

**TexasDreams** · 11-09-2005, 03:36 AM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Last night I was banging this hotty in my new car. We were parked in the driveway of my mansion that was purchased with my porn money. I don't care if this is a worthless thread or not, it's gotten me 87 signups.

See?

I'm going to go on a power trip and cluelessly close this thread!

**jimthefiend** · 11-09-2005, 03:39 AM

Originally posted by TexasDreams

I'm going to go on a power trip and cluelessly close this thread!

No more cyber sex for you.

**nofx** · 11-09-2005, 03:41 AM

"I donate money to charity out of kindness"

**pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 11-09-2005, 03:42 AM

"I been in the industry 8 years"

"im not a surfer, you are"

"I dont like pussyserver"

"my Y is related to Z and they both know X"

"my dick is bigger then pussyserver's"

-------------------------offline lies--------------

at the kids softball game talking to middle age average dad watching the boys play
" yeah ya know i am in the adult industry,,,yep sure am,, proably gonna go to a party at heffners's next month I told him I would try to make it, just so busy lately you know"

talking to a buddy at the bar after a few drinks
"dude im tellin you we can be rich by next month if you help me, I have already made half a million now if you help we will both have lambos by next week"

looking in mirror at home
" I am not a geek, I am a pimp in the porn industry....dammit""I fuckin hate you pussyserver"

**BVF** · 11-09-2005, 04:05 AM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

In no particular order:

1: "Hey fuck you I got X # of sign ups from this thread."

2: "Check out my new ride."

3: "Last night I was fucking this chick..."

4: "I don't live with my Mom you asshole."

5: "I make a living at this."

Just some thoughts over my morning coffee.

You forgot to add YOUR constant lie:

#6 I'm REALLY in the internet porn biz and I have 40 moneymaking sites...But I don't have to prove shit to YOU or let you know what the sites are.

**jimthefiend** · 11-09-2005, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by BVF

You forgot to add YOUR constant lie:

#6 I'm REALLY in the internet porn biz and I have 40 moneymaking sites...But I don't have to prove shit to YOU or let you know what the sites are.

12:

Originally posted by BVF

Everybody loves crackheads

Now get the fuck out of my thread jig.

**vittle** · 11-09-2005, 04:10 AM

Site for sale: Makes 4k a month. I just don't have time for it anymore. Must sell asap

**CDSmith** · 11-09-2005, 04:40 AM

"Dude, my girlfriend is an ex pageant winner"

translation: your girlfriend needs to be kept in a closet and fed with a slingshot, loser.

:D

**tranza** · 11-09-2005, 05:40 AM

**JFK** · 11-09-2005, 05:42 AM

Originally posted by BRISK

6. "You better not show your face at the next convention, 'cause I'll kick your ass"

**hova** · 11-09-2005, 05:43 AM

sad but true

**seeric** · 11-09-2005, 05:44 AM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

In no particular order:

1: "Hey fuck you I got X # of sign ups from this thread."

2: "Check out my new ride."

3: "Last night I was fucking this chick..."

4: "I don't live with my Mom you asshole."

5: "I make a living at this."

Just some thoughts over my morning coffee.

**psili** · 11-09-2005, 05:47 AM

I'm too busy making money to worry about this thread, so I'm going to post "I'm too busy making money to worry about this thread."

**Pipecrew** · 11-09-2005, 05:48 AM

The Drama ones "my icq is lighting up like a christmas tree" always a funny one.

**JACASS** · 11-09-2005, 07:33 AM

#13 We make $$ ripping you off! Ciao Bella!!

**jimthefiend** · 11-09-2005, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by Pipecrew

The Drama ones "my icq is lighting up like a christmas tree" always a funny one.

Ok thats fucking funny.

**CybermedAndy** · 11-09-2005, 09:10 AM

13) I can't discuss right now my ICQ is down

BV · 11-09-2005, 09:11 AM

#14/ I'm not a newb, been in the biz since 96

**Anthony** · 11-09-2005, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by BVF

You forgot to add YOUR constant lie:

#6 I'm REALLY in the internet porn biz and I have 40 moneymaking sites...But I don't have to prove shit to YOU or let you know what the sites are.

Me and Jim talked, his reasons on keeping his sites to himself are valid.

He may be a bit rude in letting the general public know about it, but it is his business.

**xNetworx** · 11-09-2005, 09:29 AM

Here is one:

I'm not a geeky, plumpy butt, emotional wreck that got into the porn business becuase women never wanted to have sex with me growing up.

**tony286** · 11-09-2005, 09:41 AM

You are a trip I look forward to meeting you when we come up to Indiana.

**The Truth Hurts** · 11-09-2005, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by BV

#14/ I'm not a newb, been in the biz since 96

that one is my favorite (it's true in my case though... pinky swear.)

**jimthefiend** · 11-09-2005, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by tony404

You are a trip I look forward to meeting you when we come up to Indiana.

Make SURE you get ahold of me.

5 of the most prevalent lies told on GFY.

5 of the most prevalent lies told on GFY.

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