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another funny one i do is the old "puppy in a blender" trick..
i tell them i want to buy whatever it is they are selling but i have to check with my wife first. then me and my woman makeup a fake argument
me - " i wanna buy this ___ , where is the credit card"
her - " your not spending any more money , you loser , you dont even have a job "
me - " fuck you ya whore , i would have a job if you hadn't shown up drunk at my work looking for CRACK money "
her " like your one to speak you fucking degenrate"
AT this point they usually are getting the other telemarketers in the call center to listen in on the call
me " you think you and your fucking new puppies are so special , how would you like it if i stuck one in the blender "
her - " get your hands of the puppy you psycho "
i stick some ice cubes and milk in the blender int he background
me " this will teach you to fucking act disrespectfull"
now i turn on the blender while making wild howling dog noises
her scxremaing " ahh you psycho " sobbing wildly..
then i go back to the telephone , and act really calm . " hmm i seem to have misplace my credit card , can you call me back in an hour "
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