Just got back from a strip club in a corn field in Ohio

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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    Just got back from a strip club in a corn field in Ohio

    Madness. I was wearing my Naughty America shirt, and one of the girls came up to me and asked where I got it, and I told her, and she said that she did a couple shoots for them. TRhen she said she was on BTRA from BangBros. I think its this girl - http://www.bigtitsroundasses.com/t1/...ts/btra774.htm. I have no fucking clue what she was doing at this strip club. Or me adn my friend, since its over 100 miles away from where he lives. Also I saw a semi-truck with those wheels that spin when your car isn't moving. I couldn't fucking believe it, on a fucking semi. All kinds of other wacky stuff happened too, its like I just got home from the Twilight Zone.
  • Chio
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 8002

    #2
    She got some big ass titties.

    I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
    RIP Texas Dreams

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18648

      #3
      and then you woke up, glued to your bed with you know what.. and then your dad came into your room was like "son are you okay", and you were like STFU n00b
      I like turtles.

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      • Chio
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2002
        • 8002

        #4
        Originally posted by sonofsam
        and then you woke up, glued to your bed with you know what.. and then your dad came into your room was like "son are you okay", and you were like STFU n00b


        I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
        RIP Texas Dreams

        Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872

          #5
          Originally posted by sonofsam
          and then you woke up, glued to your bed with you know what.. and then your dad came into your room was like "son are you okay", and you were like STFU n00b


          Trust me, if it was a fantasy it wouldn't have been a strip club in Ohio filled with farmers and more older women than a bingo hall. Also I don't like massive tits, so it would have been a girl with C cup titties. Like this girl - http://www.bigmouthfuls.com/t1/pps=c...ts/bmf1038.htm.

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          • sonofsam
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 18648

            #6
            yo is my sig image showing up?
            I like turtles.

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            • Chio
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 8002

              #7
              Originally posted by sonofsam
              yo is my sig image showing up?

              HAHA! Yeah I see it.

              I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
              RIP Texas Dreams

              Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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              • sonofsam
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 18648

                #8
                hahhaha look what i found in another thread on gfy

                I like turtles.

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                • Shoehorn!
                  Die With Your Boots On
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                  yo is my sig image showing up?
                  Yeah, but why is it a picture of you taking a facial by 5 guys?

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                  • sonofsam
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 18648

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                    Yeah, but why is it a picture of you taking a facial by 5 guys?
                    i wanted something with a personal touch, to help the branding... so people recognize me at shows and can say stuff like "omg, i remember you, you're the guy that took a facial from 5 guys... let me send you 1000 signups a day"
                    I like turtles.

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                    • Chio
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 8002

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                      Yeah, but why is it a picture of you taking a facial by 5 guys?

                      I didn't have the heart to tell him it wasn't a cartoon chicken.

                      I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
                      RIP Texas Dreams

                      Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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                      • Shoehorn!
                        Die With Your Boots On
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22872

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sonofsam
                        i wanted something with a personal touch, to help the branding... so people recognize me at shows and can say stuff like "omg, i remember you, you're the guy that took a facial from 5 guys... let me send you 1000 signups a day"
                        Ah, good thinking.

                        I am going to sleep, don't forget to send me a basket of assorted cheeses for Thanksgiving.

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                        • sonofsam
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 18648

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Chio
                          I didn't have the heart to tell him it wasn't a cartoon chicken.
                          the lil guy on the right is bringing you a seven course meal, starting off with a can of whoop ass
                          I like turtles.

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                          • sonofsam
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 18648

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                            Ah, good thinking.

                            I am going to sleep, don't forget to send me a basket of assorted cheeses for Thanksgiving.
                            okay pimp...


                            yo chio... now we can start talking shit about shoehorn, he just went to bed... doubt he'll check this thread in the morning anyways.. so tell me something gay he did today and i'll share my story
                            I like turtles.

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                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 38323

                              #15
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                              • Manowar
                                jellyfish  
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 71528

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sonofsam
                                hahhaha look what i found in another thread on gfy

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                                • theGroooove
                                  Registered User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 53

                                  #17
                                  good got you guys

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                                  • budz
                                    Disruptive Innovator
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 4230

                                    #18
                                    Lmfao @ Looter
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                                    • Screaming
                                      I can change this!!!!!
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 18972

                                      #19
                                      So all in all it was a good time?

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