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America Vs England

11-05-2005, 10:15 PM

The ultimate thread.

Ok - whos going to fire it off.

I'll give it a go - (in this light hearted thread).

English girls are softer and more loving that YANKEEE CRAP SHIT COCK SUCKING ANAL SOPPERS.

We all deep down know that Great British English ladies shit on your american little sluts who would do anything for a train ride to the next best whore slot.

Give it to me
For a larrrrrrf of course.

American girls are like rubber - they come off a big fat plant.

Give me some for a laugh.
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11-05-2005, 10:22 PM

I guess we all know the score.

;)

English = far far worse than your worst nightmare.

Far worse.
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11-05-2005, 10:23 PM

I'm not anti brit or anything... but your post is quite .... um.... scattered? Are you saying British girls are better than American ones? If so, I'll concur, and I live in the US!

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11-05-2005, 10:24 PM

the only thing that matters if your half english half american mother that is good at giving head + good at massaging balls.

thus there is no comparison, she is the equation to the answer of british vs american.
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11-05-2005, 10:32 PM

Blingdaddy - why dont you do a site around that name???????

Bling daddy - thats a coooool and smoooooth $$$$$$$$ making name.

I guess - maybe you missed the boat? - uhhh your probably a good guy to do business with aswel - shame on you bling daddy.

Anyways - "American girls are shit at getting it up the arse - 8 out of 10 owners said their cat prefered it in the ass.".. UK.

American girls are like plastic trained empty plantpots.

They all grin like springs coming in the winter.

Also - they (for some reason) think they rule the land cos they have a fanny.

Now THAT - now THAT SERIOUSLY make me want a piss.

LOL Yankee girls = empty fuckholes.
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11-05-2005, 10:34 PM

I think this thread need pics

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11-05-2005, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by MrChips

American girls are like rubber - they come off a big fat plant.

seriously.... what the fuck are you smoking?
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11-05-2005, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by The Ghost

I think this thread need pics

I agree - pics of yank wank girls showing what they do best.

Post some.

We all know the score really - thats where the $$$ comes from.

The UK ***uses*** yank fanny for its cash - you know it - and I know it.

We do a bit of tit over here - but you yanks really KNOW HOW TO ABUSE A LADY.

Bang bus - milf hunter - bang bros -

LOL

You have it nailed.

Now then - there are only a "few slappers" in the UK that would do that sort of shit.

A milf over here is a "LADY" - She isnt abused - she is respected - RAP RAP.

Get it yet?????

Dont forget this is a happy thread - You yanks suck cock.

Get it?
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11-05-2005, 10:45 PM

"seriously.... what the fuck are you smoking?"

Benson and Hedges ciggs - that is what I am smoking.

What do you smoke? I dont do DRUGS - if thats what you are impling.

Hey - good dude - fuck off.
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11-05-2005, 10:46 PM

Impling - lol.
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11-05-2005, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by The Ghost

I think this thread need pics

and videos ... pretty much the only way to compare ;)

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11-05-2005, 10:48 PM

All english chicks are fat. Its like a genetic flaw or something. Pretty sad really.

I mean look at inbedwithfaith. Yuck.

Thus, america rules. At least our chicks are not ALL fat.

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11-05-2005, 11:12 PM

American chicks are fat. English chicks are ugly. Weight can be lost.

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11-05-2005, 11:23 PM

WE all know that american chicks eat too many burgers - look at how hard it is to find a nice new american star.

Lots of silence in this thread - primarily down to the fact that americans are fat.

LOL - lensman is a fat burger too - hmmmmmm - lots of LARD - at least he knows it.

We all know the score - america is a burger - american pussy is screwing a burger.

English Ladies however are Ladies - and thats what US burger fuckers cant handle - a real lady.

American females are just like fucking machines - and thats what sells - a fucking machine - she sucks - she takes it in the arse - she swallows - she has a friend with her.

LOL - American Porn is nothing short of FUCKING DESPERATE - AND YOU FUCKING YANKS KNOW IT.

Dont forget this is a light hearted thread.
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11-05-2005, 11:25 PM

Look at you YANKS - too scared to reply cos you know the truth. Wait till I post this thread on my UK board.

UK FUCKING WINS EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Trailer trash Yanks just wank.
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11-05-2005, 11:30 PM

Heres one for you dudes (and dont forget - this is a Light Hearted Thread).

In the UK - we have Swingers. And when WE SWING - WE FUCKIN SWING.

In the US - you dont know what swinging is - over here we have key swaps and ring traps - US ???

Nothing - just a tralier park and a quick shag.

Ring trappin. Get it Yet?

(Pls dont forget that this is a light hearted thread - geared to put you fucking wank stain americans in your stupid place))

Mr Chips.

Oh and by the way - you are the only country whos sec sucks the penis of the leader.???

LOL
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11-05-2005, 11:47 PM

are you drunk?
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11-05-2005, 11:54 PM

No (I had to post no twice as the board doesnt accept "no" on its own.)

Im not drunk. I just think that English birds beat Yankee birds hands down - the yanks know it - watch them, they all go quiet - its fucking ace (80's throwback).

The yanks are like little mice you observe in a gas tank.

Of course tho that depends on who you are.

Hey Yankeeeees - your girls are fucking rubber and they fucking stink like piss. Every site you so makes the American Folk look more and more and more sick.

Hey - this is a light hearted thread - so dont take it too serious - but having said that - you are pretty depraived for cash arent you yanks?

Pissin - and you FUCKIN KNOW WHY.
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11-06-2005, 01:44 AM

The first thing would be that people form the UK know that it is the UK and the USA and not England vs Arkansas.
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11-06-2005, 02:06 AM

Considering the UK is 1/5 the size of the United States and has a 1/5 the population, it doesn't seem to make for a good comparison.

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11-06-2005, 02:11 AM

We should all bookmark this thread. To show our children the harm crack can do

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11-06-2005, 02:12 AM

btw UK people dont say gas tank
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11-06-2005, 02:18 AM

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11-06-2005, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by MrChips

English Ladies however are Ladies - and thats what US burger fuckers cant handle - a real lady.

Could be 'cause they're butt-fucking-ugly?

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11-06-2005, 03:25 AM

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11-06-2005, 05:50 AM

Didn't we send you packing with your ass in a sling?
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11-06-2005, 05:57 AM

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11-06-2005, 10:49 AM

is it just me who thinks every country has it's good and bad?
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11-06-2005, 11:26 AM

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11-06-2005, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by DamageX

American chicks are fat. English chicks are ugly. Weight can be lost.

Hahahaha, good one

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11-06-2005, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by High Quality

All english chicks are fat. Its like a genetic flaw or something. Pretty sad really.

I ain't a Brit...but Jasmine Sinclair is. She's the top-ranked bondage/fetish model according to the annual SIGNY awards for the past few years.

Where's the fat:
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11-06-2005, 11:54 AM

there is really nothing sexier then a woman with fucked up english teeth
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