Where can I buy a midget?

**Nylz** · 11-05-2005, 02:13 AM

why don't you just ask Ross to fly over?

he's no real midget, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind sleeping next to that 'glass dildo'

**jojojo** · 11-05-2005, 02:50 AM

wtf lol

**bashbug** · 11-05-2005, 02:52 AM

you could pass off as a fat midget

**kowntafit** · 11-05-2005, 03:05 AM

It would be cool to have a midget butler wearing a suit walking around with a drinks tray on hat

**RevSand** · 11-05-2005, 03:08 AM

Dunno about buying one.. But you can rent one... http://www.rent-a-midget.com/

**Wilbo** · 11-05-2005, 04:14 AM

Walmart, in the garden section next to the gnomes. They're on the bottom shelf, you gotta bend down to see them.

**Taboo** · 11-05-2005, 04:41 AM

Originally posted by RevSand

Dunno about buying one.. But you can rent one... http://www.rent-a-midget.com/

You can buy one...

http://www.BuyAMidget.com is already reg'd so someone's going to be selling soon... I assume just in time for christmas

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**Fred Quimby** · 11-05-2005, 04:46 AM

the little guy,,Joe C from Kid Rock passed away a few years ago

I hear you can rent out beetlejuice from the howard stern show

**The Duck** · 11-05-2005, 04:46 AM

Originally posted by RevSand

Dunno about buying one.. But you can rent one... http://www.rent-a-midget.com/

**Markit** · 11-05-2005, 12:52 PM

find a cyrcus, they always have some spare midgets there

**Thumbler** · 11-05-2005, 12:54 PM

Sorry, I misread it as 'widget' and was going to say Ebay

**kmanrox** · 11-05-2005, 12:55 PM

theres a few for sale in thailand

**sumphatpimp** · 11-05-2005, 01:16 PM

the plane! the plane!
here comes the Mutha Fucken plane!

**AaronM** · 11-05-2005, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox

theres a few for sale in thailand

I wish they were as available here. My midget will need to speak perfect English and be a U.S. Citizen who is licensed to carry firearms.

He's gonna pull double duty as a bodyguard.

**adultchica** · 11-05-2005, 01:32 PM

Here's the pefect place and the midget pics are classic

Hire a Midget lol

**Citizen Cain** · 11-05-2005, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Dwarf, little person, midget, troll....Some oompa loompa looking mother fucker?

you could pass for a midget yourself, fatboy....

**SmokeyTheBear** · 11-05-2005, 01:39 PM

the midget actually looks somewhat normal..

**SmokeyTheBear** · 11-05-2005, 01:41 PM

**SmokeyTheBear** · 11-05-2005, 01:46 PM

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True Life Midget Story.

Important note: Midgets may seem cool, but are still sensitive! OK, so DeeAnn wants some movies, so I walk out to go pick 'em up. On my journey, I am at an intersection and waiting for the light to change standing next to... you guessed it - a full-blown 100% midget.Ý Here's the conversation (you know, one of those "bored, waiting for signal to change so you feel like you gotta talk to the person next to you" ones):

Midget: You're pretty tall

Me: Yeah - you're pretty short pause

Midget: Well I'm a midget

Me: That explains it.

Midget (yes, out of nowhere this is said - with no real pause - also said kind of excitedly/happily): I'm going to get beer.

Me: Uh, OK.Ý (at this point, thinking maybe we are sort of on a similar wave length and this midget is kind of cool about his midgetness) -- So, do regular beers seem really, really big to you?Ý Since you're a midget and all?

(pause - during which time I think I have fucked up)

Midget: Fuck you.

Me: Um, OK.Ý Sorry. uncomfortable silence until the signal changes and I take advantage of big people's legs and make sure to walk really fast ahead and away...)

That's pretty much a literal transcription, and yes, it really did happen. Once again, exercising my ability to misread people and show great tact...
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**adultchica** · 11-05-2005, 02:48 PM

lmao@Smokeythebear

**JFK** · 11-05-2005, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by kowntafit

It would be cool to have a midget butler wearing a suit walking around with a drinks tray on hat

**Manowar** · 11-05-2005, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by Wilbo

Walmart, in the garden section next to the gnomes. They're on the bottom shelf, you gotta bend down to see them.

**gornyhuy** · 11-05-2005, 02:56 PM

Just look in your pants, midget dick.

**JFK** · 11-05-2005, 02:59 PM

**pornguy** · 11-05-2005, 03:00 PM

Smokey. Why do I believe that this could happen to you.

Aaron, Dont cut your self short on this deal. Get a female midget US citizen, so that she can also give you blowjobs, and be a security guard.

**AaronM** · 11-05-2005, 03:39 PM

Hey look...Here's two troll mother fuckers already.

Originally posted by bashbug

you could pass off as a fat midget

Originally posted by Citizen Cain

you could pass for a midget yourself, fatboy....

**Doctor Dre** · 11-05-2005, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

I wish they were as available here. My midget will need to speak perfect English and be a U.S. Citizen who is licensed to carry firearms.

He's gonna pull double duty as a bodyguard.

You'd be able to get into all the talk shows with that ... Pornographer with bodyguard midget !

**Doctor Dre** · 11-05-2005, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

the midget actually looks somewhat normal..

God knows how that style is fucking ugly

**High Quality** · 11-05-2005, 04:14 PM

Aaron, from what I remember, arent you already a midget?

**Doctor Dre** · 11-05-2005, 04:15 PM

Smokey, It probably don't cost them much to get drunk as hell ;)

**Citizen Cain** · 11-05-2005, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Hey look...Here's two troll mother fuckers already.

you are the biggest troll here, asshole ...

**jimthefiend** · 11-05-2005, 04:27 PM

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**Rinaldo** · 11-05-2005, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Dwarf, little person, midget, troll....Some oompa loompa looking mother fucker?

Kid Rock has one. So does Joe from Girls Gone Wild. And then there was the Holio midget guy......

I must acquire one as soon as possible.

He can sleep in my trophy case next to the glass dildo "Woody Award" D$ gave a brotha at the Players Ball.

It'll be SCHWEEEEEEEEET!

DIE MIDGET LOVER

**cherrylula** · 11-05-2005, 04:34 PM

Try before you buy: Rent A Troll

**RayVega** · 11-05-2005, 05:00 PM

Is juicy for sale?

Where can I buy a midget?

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