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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
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    #1

    Phlegm - most annoying bodily fluid?

    Phlegm certainly gets my vote for most annoying bodily fluid. Does it even have a purpose other than making having a chest infection go from inconvenient to being a living hell?
  • Goodings Media
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    • Apr 2007
    • 1987

    #2
    I like it, especially when you wake up in a morning after a loooong lie in, and it feels like the same piece thats in your mouth is also half way down your throat...

    ...so then you cough up this 'snake like' phlegm and what makes it 100x better is then it's likely to be chewy!!! So you can play with it in your mouth while you walk to the bathroom to send it on it's way....

    Phlegm is cool



    ..... it also traps air particles from going into the lungs
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    • notabook
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      • Apr 2006
      • 9748

      #3
      If liquid diarrhea counts, I'd say that it is the most annoying bodily fluid.

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      • cool1
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        • Sep 2001
        • 24939

        #4
        I agree is sucks
        but it does help get rid of the dirt and crap in our lungs

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        • Empress_JoinRightNow
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          • Aug 2005
          • 1207

          #5
          Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
          Phlegm certainly gets my vote for most annoying bodily fluid. Does it even have a purpose other than making having a chest infection go from inconvenient to being a living hell?
          i seem to agree with you...i really hate it when im having a cough...

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          • Spunky
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            • Jun 2002
            • 133986

            #6
            Agreed,one of the nastiest especially after a bad cold

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            • WebTitan
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              • Mar 2003
              • 5114

              #7
              it is the grossest thing...

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              • TG Rebecca
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                • Aug 2006
                • 2450

                #8
                ugh, i had the nastiest cold not too long ago, i can't believe how much phlegm my body produced.. i'm definitely feelin ya on this one. okay now i'm done turning you all on, go about your day..

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                • Sarah_Jayne
                  Now with more Jayne
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 40077

                  #9
                  Originally posted by notabook
                  If liquid diarrhea counts, I'd say that it is the most annoying bodily fluid.
                  You can take Imodium and that is pretty much dealt with in an hour. Phlegm just keeps on going and going until it decides it will stop.

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                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 40077

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TG Rebecca
                    ugh, i had the nastiest cold not too long ago, i can't believe how much phlegm my body produced.. i'm definitely feelin ya on this one. okay now i'm done turning you all on, go about your day..
                    lol..I know what you mean and it is like there are little phlegm gnomes that wait until right before you are about to go to bed to step up the productions to a rate that makes it impossible to sleep without feeling like you are hacking up a lung all night long.

                    I can't imagine what it would be like if I smoked.

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                    • Sharky
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                      • Mar 2002
                      • 4938

                      #11
                      Anal leakage would have to take the cake! Can they even treat a non-tight asshole? Do they make you do sphyncter clenches to tighten it up again?
                      Sharky

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                      • zeruel
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 1387

                        #12
                        yicckkssss... i guess that's really annoying...

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                        • jdc
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 765

                          #13
                          Originally posted by notabook
                          If liquid diarrhea counts, I'd say that it is the most annoying bodily fluid.

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                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                            • Dec 2002
                            • 40077

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sharky
                            Anal leakage would have to take the cake! Can they even treat a non-tight asshole? Do they make you do sphyncter clenches to tighten it up again?
                            But that isn't eh 'fluid' causing that..it is the blown out tushy...and even then phlegm would probably find a way to take part in the anal leakage too.

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                            • testpie
                              Mostly retired
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 3231

                              #15
                              Phlegm is just pure fun - nothing like when you drink some orange juice in the morning and it combines with phlegm to create "won't-get-the-fuck-out-of-your-throat-em" which nearly chokes you from breathing all day.

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                              • baddog
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                                • Apr 2001
                                • 107089

                                #16
                                I know it tops my list right now. Can't even hit the pipe.

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                                • JFK
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                                  • Jan 2002
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                                  #17
                                  I had it for about a week now, big lumps in my throat. Coughing up some real Juicy ones

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                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 40077

                                    #18
                                    I just dared to drink some iced tea and now it is like I am going to die from rupturing a vein in my throat.

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                                    • shekinah
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                                      • May 2006
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                                      #19
                                      yes it's so gross mostly when turned yellow ewww.

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                                      • ungratefulninja
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                                        • Apr 2006
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                                        #20
                                        I would say that duck butter is worse than phlegm.

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                                        • frostyimpressions
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                                          • May 2007
                                          • 918

                                          #21
                                          Phlegm is very annoying, but burning hot diarreah takes the cake home for me. LOL
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                                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 40077

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ungratefulninja
                                            I would say that duck butter is worse than phlegm.
                                            I am scared to ask .....

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                                            • JamesK2
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                                              • Aug 2004
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by frostyimpressions
                                              Phlegm is very annoying, but burning hot diarreah takes the cake home for me. LOL
                                              I agree. I also have a lot of ass hair so I'd have to wipe at least 20 times to get it clean. Then my anus gets sore and the next time I poop that day is a true hell

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                                              • Evil Chris
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                                                • Dec 2001
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                                                #24
                                                really reaching for a topic today are we Sarah? ;)


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                                                • carol.prime
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                                                  • Jul 2006
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                                                  #25
                                                  and its really itchy to the throat when you don't threw it up..
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                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 40077

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Evil Chris
                                                    really reaching for a topic today are we Sarah? ;)
                                                    lol ..no more like it is ruling my life over the last few days

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                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 40077

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by carol.prime
                                                      and its really itchy to the throat when you don't threw it up..
                                                      And there isn't a medicine that will properly take that away either.

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                                                      • krazycd5
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                                                        • May 2007
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                                                        #28
                                                        lets see... restricts breathing, leaves shit in your mouth for you to get rid of, sounds nasty to take care of. yep... id say its pretty fucking irritating.
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                                                        • tranza
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                                                          • Jun 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          It's pretty annoying indeed...
                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                          • munki
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                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 13393

                                                            #30
                                                            Phlegm is poopie...

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                                                            • SomeCreep
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                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Phlegm? No way, diarrhea is the worst.

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                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 40077

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by krazycd5
                                                                lets see... restricts breathing, leaves shit in your mouth for you to get rid of, sounds nasty to take care of. yep... id say its pretty fucking irritating.
                                                                I would have to agree ...though, perhaps if I had taken stock out in a tissue company before hand there would be something about it to make me smile

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