Pussyservers really tasteless jokes thread

not for the ladies or those with weak stomachs

post your tasteless joke below

I will start it off




theres this lady right and she 7 months pregnant and bout ready to have the baby any day so her and her husband go to the hospital in the middle of the night cause her water broke



the doctor imediately puts her in stirups and tells her "take a deep breath"

she moans and moans oooohhh the pain is so much

doctor says ok ms jones "PUSH PUSH"

she says "IM TRYING INTRYING"

HE SAYS "PUSH PUSH PUSH"

she says ohhhhhhhhh and pushes as hard as she can

THE BABY POPS OUT!!!!!!!

the doctor takes one look at her

then looks at her husband

THEN THROWS THE BABY ON THE FLOOR

HE PICK THE BABY UP AND THROWS IT AGAINST THE WALL

HE GRABS THE BAY RIGHT LEG AND FLING THE BABY OUT THE damn WINDOW

THE LADY SCREAMS IN SHOCK !!!! OH MY GOD WHAT the fuck ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY


THE DOCTOR SAYS.........................









I WAS JUST JOKIN THAT BITCH WAS DEAD ANYWAY...