OH my god I'm bleeding all over the place!

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    OH my god I'm bleeding all over the place!

    I took apart my fleshlight and my lightsaber and combined them to make a fleshlightsaber.

    I turned myself from a rooster to a hen with one flick of the switch.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • camouflaged123
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 1590
      #2
      stop whining and go to the dr will you !!
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        • seeric
          ..........
          • Aug 2004
          • 41917
          #3


          ok, that was pretty funny!!!!

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            • ~Ray
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              • Jun 2003
              • 18361
              #4
              help is on the waaaaaaaaay.....
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                • Mike Okitch
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 4126
                  #5
                  Yeah, I had that happening to me once too. After I was bleeding, what did I do? Come to GFY for much needed medical attention of course.

                  I suggest you rub some extra strenght Icy Hot. That'll cure you.
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                    • pornguy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 62910
                      #6
                      Thumbs up the the icyhot treatment. Works wonders.
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                        • Dagwolf
                          President of Canada
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 23141
                          #7
                          GFY is the ONLY reliable source of medical advice!
                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                            • PixeLs
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 11922
                              #8
                              I hate seeing you penially decapitated man.

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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826
                                  #9
                                  funniness = -3

                                  Often times I wonder why
                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
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                                    • J-$
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 2090
                                      #10
                                      Dagwolf IS SO FUCKING COOL

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                                        • reed_4
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 9640
                                          #11
                                          That's what you get from using Juicy's face like fleshlight.

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