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AaronM · 05-28-2007, 07:13 PM

OK...try to stay with me on this one.....

I have a friend who has a friend....That friend's name is Anthony. Anthony found out that I pay a referral fee for models so he contacted my friend who in turn contacted me.

So.....Anthony takes a pic of this lady but has no way to send it to me. No problem....Just have her come in for an interview.

This is where things start getting interesting.

Anthony shows up....He's all cracked out. Apparently his mother was a heroine addict and so is he. These days he spends his time doing whatever kind of drug he can get his hands on. Along with Anthony comes this lady he wants me to meet AND some other random lady AND the random lady has a baby in a stroller. Oh...I forgot to mention that the lady I am to meet also has brought her baby....Also in a stroller. Oh...And her baby is autistic and is constantly screaming at the top of her lungs. This is not an joke or an exaggeration. NON STOP SCREAMING.

Now, the lady I am supposed to meet is not attractive in the least. She steps into my studio....leaving her screaming baby and entourage outside my studio...and this is how the conversation went:

Lady: My camera batteries are dead. Do you have any batteries?

Me: Sure....(so I gave her batteries and she showed me the pic.)

Lady: So how does this work? Anthony told me if I brought you this topless pic of me that you would pay him $100.00 and he will split the money with me. Is this legal?

Me: Yes it's legal but that's not how it works.

Lady: Well, I'm really broke can we still get the money since I showed you the pic?

Me: No. But you can keep the batteries. Thank you for coming in.

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS AN ARMY OF PEOPLE AND BABIES TO THEIR INTERVIEW WITH A "PORN COMPANY?"

05-28-2007, 07:13 PM
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	UH.....This was a first. OK...try to stay with me on this one..... I have a friend who has a friend....That friend's name is Anthony. Anthony found out that I pay a referral fee for models so he contacted my friend who in turn contacted me. So.....Anthony takes a pic of this lady but has no way to send it to me. No problem....Just have her come in for an interview. This is where things start getting interesting. Anthony shows up....He's all cracked out. Apparently his mother was a heroine addict and so is he. These days he spends his time doing whatever kind of drug he can get his hands on. Along with Anthony comes this lady he wants me to meet AND some other random lady AND the random lady has a baby in a stroller. Oh...I forgot to mention that the lady I am to meet also has brought her baby....Also in a stroller. Oh...And her baby is autistic and is constantly screaming at the top of her lungs. This is not an joke or an exaggeration. NON STOP SCREAMING. Now, the lady I am supposed to meet is not attractive in the least. She steps into my studio....leaving her screaming baby and entourage outside my studio...and this is how the conversation went: Lady: My camera batteries are dead. Do you have any batteries? Me: Sure....(so I gave her batteries and she showed me the pic.) Lady: So how does this work? Anthony told me if I brought you this topless pic of me that you would pay him $100.00 and he will split the money with me. Is this legal? Me: Yes it's legal but that's not how it works. Lady: Well, I'm really broke can we still get the money since I showed you the pic? Me: No. But you can keep the batteries. Thank you for coming in. WHO THE FUCK BRINGS AN ARMY OF PEOPLE AND BABIES TO THEIR INTERVIEW WITH A "PORN COMPANY?"