A dormmate used to constantly brag about how many girls he was fucking while the rest of us "losers" were dateless. One Friday night he came into the room after a shower, and I noticed my other friend forcing himself not to laugh as Cassanova splashed cologne on his face as he got ready for his date.
After he left, my friend burst out laughing, and let us all in on the joke. He had dumped the cologne out and filled the bottle with piss earlier that day.
